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Jim shows Dwight the cursed video from the Ring. The prank backfires however because Dwight has already seen the far superior cursed video from Ringu.
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Dwight attempts to upload his OC to the Sonic Fan Character wiki. He finds out that the url Dwight_the_Hedgehog is already taken. Jim mugs into his webcamera.
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Apr 16, 2021 03:39
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Who What Now posted:A giant pencil eraser erases everything but Dwight's face and then a giant pencil draws Dwight a new body of comically mismatched parts. The camera zooms out to reveal Jim is the artist. Pam is upset that Jim is a better artist than she is, and it eats away at her until they have an absolutely lukewarm boring argument over it Dwight, now an abomination, lies crumped in the corner screaming, it can be heard during the interview room segments
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Apr 16, 2021 04:10
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Jim puts razor blades in the bowl of candy right before Dwight reaches in
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Apr 16, 2021 05:16
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Dwight and Angela have a baby. They are so happy, but they cannot decide what to name him. It's such a big decision they decide to wait an hour and think about it. Meanwhile, Jim breaks into the records room at the hospital and types "PNURTIS" on to their baby's record sheet. He mugs for the security cameras.
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Apr 16, 2021 05:27
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Jim makes Dwight stick his hand in a bowl of peeled grapes. He tells Dwight they're eyeballs.
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Apr 16, 2021 19:37
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Jim draws a piece of top-tier fetish art that caters perfectly to one of Dwight's fetishes. Dwight immediately subscribes to all of Jim's art feeds. Jim never draws anything from that fetish again and primarily focuses on subject matter Dwight finds pretty gross.
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Apr 16, 2021 19:41
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Jim sucessfully lobbies for National ban on beets. Dwigth trives to continue production covertly but Jim snitches to the cops. With his face and arms swarthy with dust after a fun day of sowing Dwigth is brutally gunned down by the arresting officers. Jim attends the funeral. There is tiny sneer on his face as the coffin is lowered into the ground.
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Apr 16, 2021 19:53
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Jim legally changes his name to “Nobody” and gouges out Dwight’s eyes while he’s asleep.
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Apr 16, 2021 20:13
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as jim and dwight both ride the elevator, jim emits a long, low groan and firmly ejaculates on dwight's trouser leg. Jim storms out of the elevator as the doors open, shouting "gross, he's got cum on his leg"
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Apr 16, 2021 20:19
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:as jim and dwight both ride the elevator, jim emits a long, low groan and firmly ejaculates on dwight's trouser leg. Jim storms out of the elevator as the doors open, shouting "gross, he's got cum on his leg" LMAO
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Apr 16, 2021 20:20
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:as jim and dwight both ride the elevator, jim emits a long, low groan and firmly ejaculates on dwight's trouser leg. Jim storms out of the elevator as the doors open, shouting "gross, he's got cum on his leg" lol
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Apr 16, 2021 20:24
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Michael takes everyone to a skating rink as part of a poorly thought out scheme to get attention. Just before she can step out onto the ice Jim breaks Angela's knee with a telescoping baton.
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Apr 16, 2021 20:25
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Jim tries to sell Dwight a contract for the Brooklyn Bridge. Dwight, thinking that he’ll be able to get one over on Jim instead, haggles Jim down to a dollar and buys it. Alas! It turns out that the contract is real and Jim did in fact deliver title and full ownership rights to Dwight for the actual Brooklyn Bridge. The ownership upkeep costs are astronomical, and Dwight is almost immediately bankrupted by the maintenance fees.
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Apr 16, 2021 20:30
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Jim takes in Dwights grandson after the grandson accidentally kills his whole family and raises him to his misanthropic successor.
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Apr 16, 2021 21:10
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Jim puts the Gom Jabbar to Dwight's neck and makes him stick his hand in the pain box. After tolerating excruciating pain, Jim stabs him in the neck regardless.
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Apr 16, 2021 21:17
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Jim hides his own chode in a snowman and dwight is quite taken aback
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Apr 16, 2021 21:20
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Jimpies keeps talking about tugging, much to the dismay of Dwightcore Schrutegeddo
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Apr 16, 2021 21:23
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jimpies mugs the camera while the tv crew pity his obvious and profound mental disabilities
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Apr 16, 2021 21:25
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Captain_Indigo posted:Jim puts the Gom Jabbar to Dwight's neck and makes him stick his hand in the pain box. After tolerating excruciating pain, Jim stabs him in the neck regardless. Dwight kills Jim with the Gom Jabbar after revealing that Jim was his grandfather all along. Several years later, Dwight drinks the water of life to become a Reverend Mother, unfortunately the genetic memory of Jim consumes Dwight's psyche. Dwight mugs at the camera.
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Apr 16, 2021 23:21
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Twitch posted:Dwight kills Jim with the Gom Jabbar after revealing that Jim was his grandfather all along. Several years later, Dwight drinks the water of life to become a Reverend Mother, unfortunately the genetic memory of Jim consumes Dwight's psyche. Dwight mugs at the camera. Jim annoys Dwight so much that he has a tantrum. He doesn't jump without rhythm. Shai-Hulud surfaces below the office, killing everyone inside. Stilgar mugs an ixian device recording him.
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Apr 16, 2021 23:30
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Jim subtly and almost imperceptibly convinces Dwight that Dwight could take Moscow in winter.
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Apr 16, 2021 23:36
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Two Japanese sailors sit across from one another at a rickety card table in their cheap lodging. In the morning they will set sail. Hirofumi spins a tale for the pompous Masamori, imagining the two as American salesmen. In the story, Hirofumi's surrogate, Jim, easily bests Dwight, a character clearly based on Masamori's foibles. Masamori rises from the table, angered by his friend's lampooning, and storms out into the night. Hirofumi mugs to the now silent room, to the cobwebs gathered in the corner of the window, and to the distant roar of the waves.
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Apr 17, 2021 00:28
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Captain_Indigo posted:Jim puts the Gom Jabbar to Dwight's neck and makes him stick his hand in the pain box. After tolerating excruciating pain, Jim stabs him in the neck regardless. Jim repeatedly revives Dwight as a Ghola, taking delight in pranking each one anew over and over again until their inevitable madness and execution via jello. Each time, the Dwights imperceptibly remember more and more, the genetic memories of a hundred deaths and a million pranks creating the ultimate salesman, the Dunsatz Mifflerach
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Apr 17, 2021 01:26
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Dwight pranks Jim by luring him to the dark side but Jim reverses the prank by tossing Dwight down a shaft on the Deathstar II.
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Apr 17, 2021 02:20
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Apr 17, 2021 03:15
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Jim convinces Dwight to quit his job and travel around the world seeking the seven magical dragon balls that can grant one wish to anyone who collects all of them. Much to his surprise, Dwight comes back as a finely trained killing machine and obliterates Jim with his Kamehameha technique.
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Apr 17, 2021 08:13
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Jim recklessly cockblocks Dwight and severely imperils the universe every time the office forms Voltron by calling out "And I'll form - the head!" despite Jim's lion being one of the limbs.
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Apr 17, 2021 08:30
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Jim kidnaps and tortures Dwight to the point of absolute numbness to pain and emotion then skins him alive that he might bear witness to the afterlife, half alive and half dead, lost between worlds.
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Apr 17, 2021 09:27
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dwight gets sick of jim's poo poo dwight comes up behind jim in the car park one dark night and takes a tyre iron the back of his head jim doesn't play any more pranks on dwight
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Apr 17, 2021 11:13
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crispix posted:dwight gets sick of jim's poo poo Cut to confessional: Jim mugs the camera, then holds up a flier "worlds best tire iron for sale $$$" and a wad of cash
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Apr 17, 2021 11:17
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no he died he gets a fade to white maybe and then he's in the six feet under people's funeral home and at least one of them has an emotional crisis brought on by learning about how little they thought of what jim did with his life, there crispix fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Apr 17, 2021 |
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Apr 17, 2021 11:30
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Jim takes Dwight into his tutelage and trains him in the ancient art of Shaolin style kung-fu yet withholds the secret technique that Dwight will need to defeat Lu Zhuo.
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Apr 17, 2021 11:41
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Jim stands next to Dwight and reaches over to tap Dwight's shoulder that is farthest from him. Dwight turns in that direction to find no-one there.
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Apr 17, 2021 11:46
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jim trains dwight incorrectly, as a joke
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Apr 17, 2021 11:48
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Jim kidnaps Angela and Michael, and plants them in paper warehouses on opposite sides of Scranton. He arranges for himself to get captured by Dwight, who beats a confession out of him. Jim reveals their locations, and also that Dwight won't have enough time to save both of them. In a final cruel twist, Jim intentionally tells Dwight reversed locations, causing him to rescue Michael when he was trying to save Angela.
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Apr 17, 2021 12:48
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jim trains dwight incorrectly, as a joke
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Apr 17, 2021 13:53
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Jim joins Dwight at his lighthouse and steals his mermaid statue to jack off to.
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Apr 17, 2021 14:13
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I have a confession to make. Until 3 days ago I had never seen an episode with Mose and so for months assumed that he was Dwight's dog.
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Who What Now posted:I have a confession to make. Until 3 days ago I had never seen an episode with Mose and so for months assumed that he was Dwight's dog. Look at mr. moneybags here with Peacock Plus. -Jim convinces NBC to remove the Office from the platform where everyone watches it and bury the show in among the many hundreds of competing anonymous streaming services.
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