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Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER
Ranked from most to least suitable. I put a lot of thought into this, so I would appreciate any feedback.

china pink
lily stargazer
brazilian jasmine
east asian cherry
summer lilac
texas bluebell
azalea
dahlia
candytuft
freesia
petunia
oriental poppy
confederate rose
hibiscus
pink grootendorst
hardy fuchsia
veronica spicata
common daisy
tropical white morning glory
cockscomb
moss phlox
snapdragon
streptocarpus
flowering dogwood
white turtlehead
black-eyed susan
baby's breath

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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What about Ocean Pearls, OP

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

A lot of problematic names we gave flowers

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I think "Chrysanthemum" would be a very nice name for a charming lady :)

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dame's Rocket

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

False Indigo Bush

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

What about Ocean Pearls, OP

Not bad. Probably slots in ahead of Azalea, but doesn't have that certain je ne sais quoi to compete with the top tier.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

white man's footstep

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
My stripper songs were going to be Fame by Bowie and Rock On by David Essex


Fortunately I never went down that path thank Christ

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yellow stinkwort

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Blurred posted:

Ranked from most to least suitable. I put a lot of thought into this, so I would appreciate any feedback.

china pink
lily stargazer
brazilian jasmine
east asian cherry
summer lilac
texas bluebell
azalea
dahlia
candytuft
freesia
petunia
oriental poppy
confederate rose
hibiscus
pink grootendorst
hardy fuchsia
veronica spicata
common daisy
tropical white morning glory
cockscomb
moss phlox
snapdragon
streptocarpus
flowering dogwood
white turtlehead
black-eyed susan
baby's breath

lol

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

there's a fuchsia variety latina pink pearl

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

including weed strains cherry cola, mimosa , arctic dogfart ball shredder and maybe girl scout cookies if you're catering to a libertarian clientele

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Im currently smoking "Desert Storm" and I would very much like to see the stripped named for that

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

fun fact a sandstorm is called a "haboob"

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Algarve Toadflax
Amethyst Broomrape
Apple of Sodom
Bladder Campion
Bog Myrtel
Burnt Candytuft
Creeping Jenny
Dutchman's Pipe
Heath Bedstraw
Kidney Vetch
Large Mediterranean Spurge
Nottingham Catchfly
Pink Catchfly
Scentless Mayweed
Shrubby Pimpernel
Squirting Cucumber
Tufted Vetch
White Deadnettle

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

creeping inchplant
stinking hellbore
wandering jew

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



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east asian cherry

Sexist

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oriental poppy
confederate rose

Racist

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veronica spicata

I went to high school with her, she's cool.

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cockscomb

Why is this not at the top of the list

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white turtlehead

None of the women I've been with have ever complained.

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black-eyed susan

Making light of domestic violence isn't cool

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pushing up daisies iykwim

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Silphium is a lovely name.


lol

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

https://www.laspilitas.com/nature-of-california/plants/3477--zauschneria-phat-margarita

phat margarita

peony

horehound

wormwood

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Rubus fockeanus

Josherino
Mar 24, 2021

I mean I thought, "Corn-Cockle" was pretty drat good.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Hoary Stock

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Heather

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Sunshine Mimosa

Corn Pop

Woden
May 6, 2006
Pigface

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Corpse Flower would be a bad stripper name, but its scientific name Amorphophallus titanum would be a pretty good one.

Battlevader
Nov 17, 2017

Cattail

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I've got some Old Man's Beard in the garden to sort out

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Never mind!!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Rosebud

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://imgur.com/5WocBrM.mp4

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Snapdragon should be higher, IMO.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Bleeding Heart

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Stinking Corpse Lily

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Horny Goat Weed

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Hooker’s Lips

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Touch-Me-Not

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

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