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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Do you go tie clip or do you fly free scotch tape cause I'm classy 
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Apr 17, 2021 03:00
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You can't have a tie clip. Your tie being out of place is one of the ways that people know something serious is going on. Like when Godzilla is attacking you don't run in to the lab with a tidy tie all lying flat against the middle of your shirt--you need that tie flapping all over the place.
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Apr 17, 2021 03:13
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Prof. Crocodile posted:You can't have a tie clip. Your tie being out of place is one of the ways that people know something serious is going on. Like when Godzilla is attacking you don't run in to the lab with a tidy tie all lying flat against the middle of your shirt--you need that tie flapping all over the place. What if I'm a villain
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Apr 17, 2021 03:16
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Sometimes the only thing I wear is a tie
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Apr 17, 2021 03:17
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:What if I'm a villain
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Apr 17, 2021 03:18
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:What if I'm a villain Well then I would tell you that trying to capture Godzilla and use it to make military technology that you'll sell to the highest bidder is madness, and also note that you will get us all killed.
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Apr 17, 2021 03:19
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gently caress, I guess I gotta buy some scotch tape
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Apr 17, 2021 03:19
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Sometimes the only thing I wear is a tie what's longer, your dick or a tie? it's a tie
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Apr 17, 2021 03:19
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Sometimes the only thing I wear is a tie The penis must be secured
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Apr 17, 2021 03:21
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And by the penis, I also mean Godzilla
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Apr 17, 2021 03:22
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Aardvark! posted:how come nobody has invented an all yolk egg yet. surely we have the technology Oops! All Embryos was a very popular breakfast cereal in the early 2000s until a ska band, Oops! All Embryos and the Jhane Does, filed a trademark dilution lawsuit. Tie clips are baller. The bottom of the tie still dramatically flaps for your action scenes, but it doesn't wangslap you in the face. How can we take you seriously at the moment you reveal the secret to killing the monsters if you get wangslapped by your own tie. We'll laugh and laugh.
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Apr 17, 2021 03:26
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I have donned my soft blue robe and flannel pajama pants. It is time to weekend
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Apr 17, 2021 03:36
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I have also filled my Dota Tidehunter mug with ice and beverage.
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Apr 17, 2021 03:37
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I have also filled my Dota Tidehunter mug with ice and beverage. I thought that was a sex thing, but I looked at it, and it's adorable!
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Apr 17, 2021 03:41
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I ate a bunch of german food and drank a large beer and then went and got a very expensive scoop of ice cream my scoop was half olive oil and half pear and blue cheese gently caress that was good
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Apr 17, 2021 03:41
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when is tip going to come back to the thread
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Apr 17, 2021 03:43
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I heard he's not coming back until a stronger form of goon nudity is posted
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Apr 17, 2021 03:46
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some say he'll come back when the thread gets enough 5 votes to go gold
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Apr 17, 2021 03:46
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tip's never coming back. he's out there with his head in the clouds, thinking about ties and stuffing his face with bleu cheese ice cream.
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Apr 17, 2021 03:47
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Tip posted:my scoop was half olive oil and half pear and blue cheese Mein gott
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Apr 17, 2021 03:48
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these portland ice cream scientists were so busy thinking about whether they COULD put bleu cheese and olive oil in ice cream, they never stopped to think about whether they SHOULD put bleu cheese and olive oil in ice cream
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Apr 17, 2021 03:51
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Prof. Crocodile posted:these portland ice cream scientists were so busy thinking about whether they COULD put bleu cheese and olive oil in ice cream, they never stopped to think about whether they SHOULD put bleu cheese and olive oil in ice cream these are not very weird flavors really, pear and blue cheese is a classic flavor combo at the same place I once got a hawaiian ice cream with pork cracklings in it that was good too
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Apr 17, 2021 03:55
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never tried their berries, bbq, and baked beans ice cream though
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Apr 17, 2021 03:57
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Tip posted:these are not very weird flavors really, pear and blue cheese is a classic flavor combo hawaiin ice cream sounds promising. what else was in there? pineapple i assume?
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Apr 17, 2021 03:58
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Prof. Crocodile posted:hawaiin ice cream sounds promising. what else was in there? pineapple i assume? I had to do some serious googling because it was a flavor that was only around for 4 weeks (like most of their flavors) toasted coconut ice cream, candied pineapple, toasted rice krispies, and pork belly
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Apr 17, 2021 04:04
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think I'm gonna get high and watch the bob oedenkirk action movie nobody I loving love that man, he's done lots of great stuff but he gets a lifetime pass just for mr show
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Apr 17, 2021 04:07
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a couple years ago I asked if I could get the day off work to go to an educational workshop they approved it, and they probably thought I was going to some programming thing but I was actually taking a comedy writing class with bob oedenkirk it was a tiny class at a little local comedy club and it's one of my most cherished memories
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Apr 17, 2021 04:11
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Tip posted:a couple years ago I asked if I could get the day off work to go to an educational workshop I'm very jealous
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Apr 17, 2021 04:31
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Apr 17, 2021 05:03
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I'm chippin in
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Apr 17, 2021 05:06
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I do appreciate a good skyline.
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Apr 17, 2021 05:06
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Tell me, atheists, if God isn't real, then how do taquitos exist?
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Apr 17, 2021 05:30
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Aardvark! posted:Tell me, atheists, if God isn't real, then how do taquitos exist? I am the inventor of taquitos.
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Apr 17, 2021 05:37
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Meme Poker Party posted:I am the inventor of taquitos. Thank you for your contribution to the world, Senor Taquito
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Apr 17, 2021 05:38
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Aardvark! posted:Tell me, atheists, if God isn't real, then how do taquitos exist? someone just rolled up a taco
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Apr 17, 2021 05:50
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Tip posted:someone just rolled up a taco You've fallen in to my trap, because guess what: God invented tacos too.
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Apr 17, 2021 05:51
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I used to be big on getting rolled tacos with guac and cheese at the taqueria but I haven't had that poo poo in forever probably the last 10 times I've had any it was those loving frozen delimex taquitos and they're never as good as I want them to be
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Apr 17, 2021 05:52
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Aardvark! posted:You've fallen in to my trap, because guess what: God invented tacos too. I invented tacos
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Apr 17, 2021 05:52
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I'm pretty sick of meme poker party riding my coattails with his rolled tacos
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Apr 17, 2021 05:53
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Tip posted:I invented tacos Tip is my big brother "Taco" and I'm his little bro "Taquito" and together we revolutionized the world of Mexican cuisine.
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Apr 17, 2021 05:54
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