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Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Waiting for a Fox News pundit to say that not offering a shirt for straight people who love Satan makes LNX a homophobe. Or a maybe a Christian.

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Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I WATCHED
THE MONTERO
MUSIC VIDEO
AND IT TURNED
ME GAY BUT
I WATCHED WAP
AFTERWARDS SO
NOW IM STRAIGHT
AGAIN AND LEARNED
A LOT FROM
THE EXPERIENCE

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I think that a Montero/WAP back to back viewing would make someone bi or pan, actually.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I love Jesus in a gay way, but Jesus doesn't feel the same, which is a problem because the Holy Ghost loves me in a gay way but I'm too scared of ghosts to even notice

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The lad has a long way to go until he reaches his final form...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn_59fAbCZw

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I think that a Montero/WAP back to back viewing would make someone bi or pan, actually.

It's worse and more sickening than you can possibly imagine: it makes you sex-positive!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Stunt_enby posted:

I WATCHED
THE MONTERO
MUSIC VIDEO
AND IT TURNED
ME GAY BUT
I WATCHED WAP
AFTERWARDS SO
NOW IM STRAIGHT
AGAIN AND LEARNED
A LOT FROM
THE EXPERIENCE

A shiver just ran down ben shapiro's spine

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Waiting for the forums to come back up so I can tell everyone that "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)" remains at number one in the UK and Ireland.

(this is the third week, and "Old Town Road" was number one for two weeks in the UK - so, while we like it well enough when Lil Nas X sits on a horse, we like it even better when he sits on Satan)

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Well, Satan is hornier.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
All this talk about gay synthpop and none of you mentioned Soft Cell? Shameful.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Ok I want to try out some gay porn. What is the recommended j.o. material?

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
bros hugging

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Just full-on smooching each other right on the lips.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Ok I want to try out some gay porn. What is the recommended j.o. material?

Let me tell you something about gay porn. There is every goddamn niche available but try to find a video where short guy fucks a tall guy and you will NEVER loving find it. This is why everyone thinks that there are no short tops.

WELL WE loving EXIST AND IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME THE CULTURE CAUGHT UP WITH US!


Anyway I'd recommend searching for videos with terms or phrases like these: "a man having sexual intercourse with another man" or "two gentleman intimately enjoy each other's company" or "nasty pig gets fist hosed".

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Ok I want to try out some gay porn. What is the recommended j.o. material?

What kinda boys do you like

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

CPL593H posted:

Let me tell you something about gay porn. There is every goddamn niche available but try to find a video where short guy fucks a tall guy and you will NEVER loving find it. This is why everyone thinks that there are no short tops.

WELL WE loving EXIST AND IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME THE CULTURE CAUGHT UP WITH US!


Anyway I'd recommend searching for videos with terms or phrases like these: "a man having sexual intercourse with another man" or "two gentleman intimately enjoy each other's company" or "nasty pig gets fist hosed".

I saw like two or three on xvideos when I searched for "short guy fucks tall guy". Maybe the algorithms of whatever site/s you're using thinks that's what you're into. Definitely more results the other way though.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Use bing video to search. It's arguably the only thing bing is good for.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I don't look at that kind of filth.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
I'm not gonna hate on a gay dude for hating on a religion that wants to stone him to death lol. I don't like Islam either, or Christianity, or Catholicism, or any other religion that preaches hateful poo poo against people just trying to live their lives as their true selves.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
It may surprise you to learn those religions are not monoliths.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Zoroastrianism saved me 15% on my car insurance.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Zoroastrianism saved me 15% on my car insurance.

Yeah but now you have to marry your sister.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

I'm not gonna hate on a gay dude for hating on a religion that wants to stone him to death lol. I don't like Islam either, or Christianity, or Catholicism, or any other religion that preaches hateful poo poo against people just trying to live their lives as their true selves.

I'm not going to say this is what Lil Nas X's deal is but Islamophobia is usually just anti-Arab racism with a bit of window decoration. Think about how different it looks when someone is complaining about Christianity vs when they're complaining about Judaism. There are plenty of valid criticisms of organized religion but considering that the last 20 years of American culture culture has been a nonstop nationalistic circle jerk of hate directed at anyone who even vaguely looks like what the average American assumes is "a Muslim" it's not hard to understand the optics here.

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


CPL593H posted:

I don't look at that kind of filth.

I won’t use bing either

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Mr. Lobe posted:

What kinda boys do you like

I don't like any boys (I don't think). Should I like boys before masturbating to gay porn?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Just be clean and smell nice.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

CPL593H posted:

Let me tell you something about gay porn. There is every goddamn niche available but try to find a video where short guy fucks a tall guy and you will NEVER loving find it. This is why everyone thinks that there are no short tops.

WELL WE loving EXIST AND IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME THE CULTURE CAUGHT UP WITH US!

Be the change you want to see.


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I don't like any boys (I don't think). Should I like boys before masturbating to gay porn?

It’s not necessary, many people who masturbate to women don’t like ‘em!

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I don't like any boys (I don't think). Should I like boys before masturbating to gay porn?

femboys are a good stepping stone

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This owns

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1383107044400455681?s=20

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Guy’s hustling to memeify his own song.

I don’t know how to feel about this.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


hbag posted:

femboys are a good stepping stone

Yeah, start with the twinks and work your way into the twunks

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007
https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1384304613143171087

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




he definitely commissioned that

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Whatever that was it doesn't exist anymore.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

evilmiera posted:

Whatever that was it doesn't exist anymore.

Minions-y-things singing montero.

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007

evilmiera posted:

Whatever that was it doesn't exist anymore.

It's like some youtube cover group that uses CGI chacracters singing popular songs to kids. Montero was there, with alternate lyrics of course.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

did lil nas x permaban Stunt_enby? I like to think so

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


Holy poo poo I can't believe he said that about Jewish people that's hosed up

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Stunt_enby was a terrible poster who nobody liked who was banned because the mods are pedophiles

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

ben shapino posted:

Stunt_enby was a terrible poster who nobody liked who was banned because the mods are pedophiles

cool

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