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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

titty_baby_ posted:

I didnt go to brewery yesterday because I felt lovely abd tired, but after x amount of weed pen hits and x amount of ibuprofen I felt a lot better and so decided to drink some celebration beers I had stashed. A 7.5% dopplebock and a 15% imperial stout. Was pretty wavy and doing fine playimg records loudly and then decided to get into the vodka, which was a completely terrible idea because now I feel almost as lovely as yesterday just more hungover than sixk

just pick up where you left off, that’s what I’m doin!

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



gonna get one of those peloton things and just stick my head under it

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019
frankspeech is launching right before a big online ctf and the discord seems pretty split about which one is gonna be more fun

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*to the tune of Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love*

a lotta buttholes

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

I got this medal for distinguished tea drinking and this one is for horseys

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Nurse told me to avoid alcohol with Pfizer, but just cause it’s dehydrating.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Moot .1415926535 posted:


I got this medal for distinguished tea drinking and this one is for horseys

one for every race discriminated against

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Consummate Professional posted:

one for every race discriminated against

she got some work to do then

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bearjew posted:

she got some work to do then

when I was little I learned that there were five races

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Socrates taught me that.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


I’ll have what he’s having!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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I'm just watching through the second season now. Nadeshiko really has grown a lot.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Moot .1415926535 posted:


I got this medal for distinguished tea drinking and this one is for horseys

lol

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
it's called Justice for clicking on a tweet

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Does anyone have that webcomic of a dude slamming his kids head into star wars toys screaming "be me!" handy?

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Bearjew posted:

gonna get one of those peloton things and just stick my head under it

lol u reminded me my great grandma stuck her head in an oven until she died

probably couldn’t bear thinking that she lead to me

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TotalHell posted:

lol u reminded me my great grandma stuck her head in an oven until she died

probably couldn’t bear thinking that she lead to me

You shouldn't say stuff like that about yourself, even as a joke.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





i have courage and i have confidence

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
so, uh...the queen's single now, you say?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

one for every race discriminated against

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

oh no waaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Thanks for posting toddle snuff. Nothing cheers me up like dead children. signed the NRA.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Moot .1415926535 posted:


I got this medal for distinguished tea drinking and this one is for horseys

lol

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
see this account posts nothing but spicy/stupid memes about quinn the quarantine fox, so I got a nasty case of whiplash when I watched a sentient treadmill eat a toddler

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*staring at your Peloton screen* FEED ME A BABY

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Hoping a shower and big breakfast and coffee will cure meee

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Elephanthead posted:

Thanks for posting toddle snuff. Nothing cheers me up like dead children. signed the NRA.

the kid gets out of it in the end and walks off, he's probably fine

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

titty_baby_ posted:

Hoping a shower and big breakfast and coffee will cure meee

Is your ailment hunger and filth?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
so peloton got famous with a weird bike ad and now they make treadmills that eat children

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Elephanthead posted:

Is you ailment hunger and filth?
we are all afflicted by hunger and filth

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

TotalHell posted:

lol u reminded me my great grandma stuck her head in an oven until she died

probably couldn’t bear thinking that she lead to me

I don't know you from any stranger, but you need to pull your head out of your rear end and realize your worth to this world. There is something special about yourself and I bet you know what it is. How about you spend a little time telling us what that something is, and less time playing this role of pity partier, because it's not becoming of you. I'd much rather hear you describe the good things you're capable of than that previous silliness.

So, what do you do? What makes you, you?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Mr. Lindell, sir, let me be Frank, the official mascot of Frank

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



my husband got me a peloton so I could stay skinny for him and then he got another one to get rid of our kids. he's finally happy

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


is that blokes trousers inside out?

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Foo Diddley posted:

the kid gets out of it in the end and walks off, he's probably fine

yeah I turned it off halfway through but then had to go back and watch the end to see if he got out and I'm glad I did. That image of him wedged in under the machine as it's still running is upsetting

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sestze posted:

see this account posts nothing but spicy/stupid memes about quinn the quarantine fox, so I got a nasty case of whiplash when I watched a sentient treadmill eat a toddler

ikr

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

grab the slider and move it by hand to fastforward through videos like that. makes the shocking things much less shocking. like 9/11 played to the benny hill theme.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
how many treadmills get shipped with kids already stuck inside the gears?

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
My wife ended up getting a Peloton bike. It’s fine if not stupidly expensive but cheaper then a gym membership and now I don’t have to commit 2 hours for a 45 minute workout

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