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DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

axolotl farmer posted:

Snack pack from the Dimensional Vortex Café

Non-euclidean snack

# ? Apr 17, 2021 15:19

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:09

Wa11y: Jul 23, 2002; Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

axolotl farmer posted:

Snack pack from the Dimensional Vortex Caf�

Into the Mouth of Madness.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 15:21

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Do they charge extra for the eldrich sigil on the bottom left?

# ? Apr 17, 2021 15:27

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Wa11y posted:

Into the Mouth of Madness.

It reminds me of that poo poo they ate in Peter Pan

# ? Apr 17, 2021 15:29

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

axolotl farmer posted:

Snack pack from the Dimensional Vortex Café

This is just a bunch of Taco Bell

# ? Apr 17, 2021 16:14

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Butterfly Valley posted:

1. Every other country is just confused by Americans calling sausage meat sausage,

2. ‘Sausage’ in the American sense is pretty much exactly ground pork mixed with herbs and spices, so the original advice while flippant was entirely correct. Either OP accepts that non-poo poo tier sausages are more expensive and pays the premium to get decent quality sausages (which everyone should do anyway) or he gets creative with some pork mince and herbs.

what do you think is inside the casing of a non american sausage?

european inability to accept calling the contents of a sausage "sausage" is some real wanky poo poo

# ? Apr 17, 2021 16:57

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Sawdust and stale bread mostly

# ? Apr 17, 2021 17:03

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

it's traditional to bulk out sausage with oats or whatev, don't knock it.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 17:12

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

We have sausages with casings in the US, though?

# ? Apr 17, 2021 17:28

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

It is the difference between �sausage� and �a sausage� which apparently does not exist everywhere

Like how when I got to New York and had to have an argument with a local about �pizza� versus �a pizza� versus �a pie� made of �pizza�

# ? Apr 17, 2021 17:52

Bomrek: Oct 9, 2012

Jfc why do goons always have to get existential over sausage

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:11

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:12

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

what do you think is inside the casing of a non american sausage?

european inability to accept calling the contents of a sausage "sausage" is some real wanky poo poo

In German it's called "Br�t". It's not unusual to have separate names for the components of a multicomponent product

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:13

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Aardvark! posted:

So this is a sandwich, right?

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:16

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Iron Crowned posted:

This is just a bunch of Taco Bell

Before or after?

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:20

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

Data Graham posted:

It is the difference between �sausage� and �a sausage� which apparently does not exist everywhere

Like how when I got to New York and had to have an argument with a local about �pizza� versus �a pizza� versus �a pie� made of �pizza�

This drove me absolutely bonkers when I lived in NJ.
Pumpkin, apple, or tomato sauce with cheese? Your choice.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:23

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

smellmycheese posted:

I got into making my own links sausages during lockdown last year and it’s surprisingly easy and extremely tasty.

my brother and I do this every couple of years when someone gives us some venison. neither of us hunts, but we both love deer sausage. 50/50 mix with pork butt, natural casings. I can't remember the seasoning mix.

Butterfly Valley posted:

1. Every other country is just confused by Americans calling sausage meat sausage,

oh, interesting. this came up in I think the last thread with hamburger [meat], uncountable noun, vs hamburger [sandwich] countable noun

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:31

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Johnny Truant posted:

So this is a sandwich, right?

It's a sausage

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:33

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Data Graham posted:

It is the difference between “sausage” and “a sausage” which apparently does not exist everywhere

Like how when I got to New York and had to have an argument with a local about “pizza” versus “a pizza” versus “a pie” made of “pizza”

for maximum comedy you should also include someone talking about Connecticut apizza

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:41

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Aardvark! posted:

what do you think is inside the casing of a non american sausage?

european inability to accept calling the contents of a sausage "sausage" is some real wanky poo poo

Love to buy some burrito to stuff burritos with, before I put sushi in my sushi and then buy a whole box of pie to put in a pie

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:53

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Uncased sausage filling is sold as uncased sausage, right next to the sausages. Nobody gets confused by this when shopping other than you nutters.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 18:56

InediblePenguin: Sep 27, 2004; I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

omg loving shut up

here, look at some ugly food instead of making us look at your stupid words

# ? Apr 17, 2021 19:01

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

InediblePenguin posted:

omg loving shut up

here, look at some ugly food instead of making us look at your stupid words

I have absolutely no idea what is going on in that one so I'm instinctively counterposting

# ? Apr 17, 2021 19:16

Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

Considering that "pizza" recipes from that era we're usually a tube of premade biscuit dough, campbell's tomato soup, and shakey parm sawdust, that doesn't look too bad

# ? Apr 17, 2021 19:47

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Roundup Ready posted:

Considering that "pizza" recipes from that era we're usually a tube of premade biscuit dough, campbell's tomato soup, and shakey parm sawdust, that doesn't look too bad

eeeyyyy

# ? Apr 17, 2021 19:48

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

InediblePenguin posted:

hell yes, I've got a new rap name

# ? Apr 17, 2021 20:00

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

You have to admit, it does look pretty spectacular

# ? Apr 17, 2021 20:10

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Empty Sandwich posted:

here's a bit on it from Modern French Culinary Art:

... which reminds me that I need to post more pictures of incredibly carefully prepared French food that looks like poo poo bc photography

returning to a previous linguistic derail:

I just was able to win an argument with my father, a retired professor of French, and my sister-in-law, a French professor of French, bc I'd posted this snippet. neither one had ever heard of this usage of entrée in French.

French.

anybody know when the linguistic change was made so that it makes sense in... that Gallic language? my s-i-l is around 40 and doesn't remember ever seeing the outdated version of the word (which now means appetizer, which makes a lot more loving sense).

my father is Old but not a foodie

# ? Apr 17, 2021 20:11

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

uber_stoat posted:

eeeyyyy

Made so many of these as a kid.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 20:15

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

gschmidl posted:

I have absolutely no idea what is going on in that one so I'm instinctively counterposting

okay now we need to try to identify anything in the background

# ? Apr 17, 2021 21:21

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

chianti bottle used as a candle holder, now covered in wax

# ? Apr 17, 2021 21:25

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

fancy version of red and white checkerboard Pizza Hut tablecloth

# ? Apr 17, 2021 21:30

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Bomrek posted:

Jfc why do goons always have to get existential over sausage

Goons cannot live by tiresome arguments about bread alone.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 21:41

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

We can fuckin well try

# ? Apr 17, 2021 23:00

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1383518764159758338

https://twitter.com/euronews/status/1383082535157170179

# ? Apr 17, 2021 23:17

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Got its hair slicked back and wayfarers on

# ? Apr 17, 2021 23:55

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

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angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Iron Crowned posted:

This is just a bunch of Taco Bell

live no mas

# ? Apr 18, 2021 03:04

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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uber_stoat posted:

eeeyyyy

Why the gently caress does it blow my mind so much to see a small tin of grated cheese

# ? Apr 18, 2021 04:12

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

uber_stoat posted:

eeeyyyy

A Chef Boyardee Classic Home Made Pizza Kit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeGAIBlIpO8

That vid is a bit long, this youtuber has two shorter vids that are easier to digest.

Chef Boyardee Cheese Pizza Kit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBmcI0v8bQ

Chef Boyardee Pizza Kit - Detroit Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HrcEiawqWA

# ? Apr 18, 2021 04:29

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