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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Eighties ZomCom posted:

I assume that Risa is part of the Federation? I don't think it's ever explicitly said. I guess they could leave the governance the Federation in exchange for fufilling Gene's Vision.
It’s never clear

It seems more like they are an independent planet near Federation space

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

FlamingLiberal posted:

It’s never clear

It seems more like they are an independent planet near Federation space

Where all the Federation citizens go to have sex.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no currency, so probably part of the federation.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

no currency, so probably part of the federation.

No currency? Obviously someone's unfamiliar with the concept of Rishihara :smug:

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Yes, Risa is in the federation. No, it's not only sex there's lots of non-sex things to do there.

Also, apparently Behr came up with the idea and Roddenberry greenlit the idea, but wanted it incorporate extremely graphic depictions of homosexual behavior. Everyone just kinda smiled and nodded and ignored him.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

I guess Roddenberry wasn’t all bad.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Kibayasu posted:

I guess Roddenberry wasn’t all bad.



"It's a fabulous planet! A GAY planet!"

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

CainFortea posted:



"It's a fabulous planet! A GAY planet!"

Seconds later someone forgot the safeword and Johnny takes a dick through the thigh.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
In Voyager there's also talk of Gedi Prime which apparently makes Risa look like a tourist trap.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Fishstick posted:

In Voyager there's also talk of Gedi Prime which apparently makes Risa look like a tourist trap.

The Harkonnen planet?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

george lucas says the gedi aren't allowed to gently caress

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
Everyone on Star Trek is having sex except for the audience





And geordi

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
What would even be the best episode of trek to gently caress to

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

What kind of question is that? Sub Rosa, obviously.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

HD DAD posted:

What would even be the best episode of trek to gently caress to

Move along home



ALAMARAINE

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
definitely the o'brien mind prison episode where he tried to kill himself.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Man, Hatchery and Cogenitor. It's like Enterprise has to poo poo the bed in the last 10 mins. every time they do a philosophically interesting episode.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
My cat is named Major Kira.

That is all.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Tighclops posted:

Everyone on Star Trek is having sex except for the audience





And geordi

Sometimes a show needs a stand-in for the audience.

Rectal Death Deft
Jan 10, 2020

by Nyc_Tattoo

HD DAD posted:

What would even be the best episode of trek to gently caress to

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Why is Odo banging Hillary Clinton again? I definitely have forgotten this episode.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i feel that the trading card explains the situation adequately.

Rectal Death Deft
Jan 10, 2020

by Nyc_Tattoo
My greatest moments first intimacy holo foil card has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my card

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

infernal machines posted:

Why is Odo banging Hillary Clinton again? I definitely have forgotten this episode.

She's from the cyberpunk planet

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


she looks so disappointed

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

definitely the o'brien mind prison episode where he tried to kill himself.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Endless Trash posted:

she looks so disappointed

He's made of liquid, there's only so much you can do

MrTargetPractice
Mar 17, 2004

infernal machines posted:

He's made of liquid, there's only so much you can do

You'd think it'd be the opposite. He could make a giant double Klingon dong pop out of his face if he wanted

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
You'd think but we can see the picture, and he isn't

Rectal Death Deft
Jan 10, 2020

by Nyc_Tattoo
among Odo's limitations is the inability to make ears and he can only shapeshift his dick into a tarkalean hawk

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no matter what odo can do in theory, he is severely lacking in both sensitivity and imagination.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Endless Trash posted:

she looks so disappointed

It was Odo's first time sheesh.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

odo can be gentle and have a meek bajoran dong or if he is with a freak turn into an rear end wrecking fuckbeast like in the animes

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

odo does the tindr thing for a while and quickly becomes disillusioned that women keep asking him to gently caress them as a borg or a rainstorm or worse so i won't mention

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Being a shapeshifter must be really sexually unfulfilling because nobody ever asks what YOU'D like to be hosed by.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Mystique always cries after sex because everybody wants to gently caress Scarlett Johannsen or some poo poo but nobody ever asks to have sex with a blue fish woman.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Applewhite posted:

Mystique always cries after sex because everybody wants to gently caress Scarlett Johannsen or some poo poo but nobody ever asks to have sex with a blue fish woman.

worf would gently caress a fish woman

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mulaney Power Move posted:

worf would gently caress a fish woman

You're thinking of Battle Beast, who was voiced by Michael Dorn in the Invincible animated series



Who has sex with this fish woman

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Also, lol at https://www.cbr.com/invincibles-michael-dorn-explains-approach-to-voicing-battle-beast/ talking about the role as if he did anything but just talk in his Worf voice.

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HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Dorn has yet to top his best role to date, I.M. Weasel

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