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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
i started writing like an effortpost op for this but let's be real here, i'm watching this for the same reason anyone else is: stuck inside, one week post shot 1 with a long way to go until i can venture to a bar on a saturday night again, with moderna arm kicking in heavy so i can't comfortably hold an xbox controller

there's like a two match free preshow on youtube. the main card is gonna have a reggaeton artist vs a rich guy who wrote his own wikipedia page, an exhibition slap fight refereed by ric flair, noted transphobe frank mir hopefully getting loving annihilated, an actual boxing fight supposedly, and rapist youtuber jake paul hopefully eating poo poo though probably not since it is his ppv and his well-picked opponent is apparently one of the worst strikers in mma

this event takes place at the loving falcons dome in atlanta for some reason. i do not know why you need a football stadium for a boxing show with no paid crowd. maybe it's so they can have pyro. maybe the pyro will malfunction and horribly disfigure jake paul.

the preshow starts in half an hour and the ppv an hour after that. you're not allowed to post ppv streams in psp, but i will assume that anyone in this thread is watching without paying for it in a perfectly legal way, like walking around your neighborhood until you see it on someone's tv through their window and just posting up there. what i'm saying is you should not spend money on this

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
i'm real dumb and would like to figure out how to watch things so if someone can help me out, i would appreciate it

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i watched mls and am now watching ufc fight night on espn, op

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
i found a bootleg aaa stream on twitch so im watching aerostar instead of the preshow to this, but i think this show is only an hour

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I'm at work watching American Dad on Hulu.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Crimefaces could be the best boxing analyst the world has ever seen.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
the "scaffolding hell" aesthetic of this show is pretty good and hopefully most of this is wired for pyro and, as i mentioned, maims and/or kills jake paul

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

graph posted:

i watched mls and am now watching ufc fight night on espn, op

Same theres professional fighters to watch instead of fat askren and a YouTube man

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
ok aaa just ended and i tabbed over and snoop dogg is doing commentary on a 3 round match

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
i cannot find any information on who these guys are

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
snoop is yelling about lunch money and also stamina

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


lol snoop just said he is not sure who is winning so is going to give them another round.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
These guys can't even get through 3 rounds without gassing :lol:

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
this one guy looks like a slimed down dada5000 fights like him too.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
w.... why did they show the black keys tuning up

what is happening

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
doja cat

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Good Lord I am not sober enough for this

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


They are having a slap fight?

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
OPTIMUS PAUL

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Benne posted:

Good Lord I am not sober enough for this

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I'm glad the Bengals lost.


I'm glad because I'm not sure I would be able to hold myself to this decision if they had won.


I had an amazing seat for the game, and was perfectly placed to see the hit made on Giovanni Bernard. This is a kid who has been every bit the upstanding citizen, and builds schools in Haiti with his wealth. What I realized when I was asked to watch a player lower his eyes to the grass and drive the crown of his helmet through Gio's head over and over is that the NFL doesn't care at all about these people. I guess I always knew that but it really drove the point home.

The NFL reviewed the play to see whether their idiotic notion of what is and isn't a catch was held to. They reviewed the play to see whether Gio's wrist touched the ground. They reviewed the play to see if he was able to hold on to a bit of leather as he lost consciousness. They forced us to watch Ryan Shazier do exactly what they claim to be trying to prevent over twenty times. I finally came to terms with the fact that the reason the NFL doesn't make a more serious effort to enforce these penalties is because they don't give a drat about Giovanni Bernard. As I watched fans throw cans and bottles at the officials I realized that had more to do with the colors on the uniforms than the fact that that one hit will almost certainly have a major impact on the kid's life. I like the team because I like the players.

Players don't give a poo poo about personal fouls because they're called arbitrarily, and until the NFL makes personal fouls reviewable I am not consuming another second of football. I should stop outright regardless, but I love the game. I will miss chatting with y'all but I can't justify following a sport that has such flagrant disregard for the welfare of its players. I'll see y'all in other subforums.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

loving Urkel???


Also The Black Keys will do ANYTHING for money holy poo poo. :psyboom:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Anyone know what time the actual fight kicks off?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
probably like 11:30 but imagine missing the exhibition slap fight referred by ric flair

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

abraham linksys posted:

probably like 11:30 but imagine missing the exhibition slap fight flopped and bladed by ric flair

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


If you’re not watching snoop and urkel getting high then your life is meaningless.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Pete Davidson is trying to get Diplo to gently caress his mom

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Black Keys playing "I Got Mine" is really highlights how just in for the money they are for this.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


How does The Black Keys even get in the conversation to do this?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
i really didnt forsee this on the bingo card for how tonight would go

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Do you originally have Robbie Williams scheduled but he cancels at the last moment so the plucky football coach grabs the street musicians outside the venue?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I really wish they'd play stuff from Rubber Factory and Thickfreakness. :smith:

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFYx1GL-w_4

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
"it's a great day for boxing because it shows you how low it has sunk" atleast they're honest

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
this is the only time i will ever be able to say this in my entire life, so im savoring it:

thank you, pete davidson

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFLuGVOWlkc&t=264s

Raycon vs Jay Porn?

Jiro fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Apr 18, 2021

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
is this the guy who makes those earbuds every youtuber shills?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Holy poo poo they rented out the Atlanta Falcons stadium????? Lmao why would you rent such a large rear end space???

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Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

They cut to Pete Davidson walking to the announcer's booth while a fight is going.

Like him greeting everyone lol

*Oh poo poo a knockdown

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