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crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Eat This Glob posted:

i once wrestled a fella with bacne so bad there were a pair of blood stoppages cuz my arms were covered in his pus and blood. he may have grown up to be chase sherman. it is like a constellation map on his back, goddamn

that is loving disgusting thank you

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

crepeface posted:

that is loving disgusting thank you

Its one of the joys of grappling sports.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

lol that was one angry, tired man

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
lmao I'm impressed that Arlovski is still alive at 42, I'm loving amazed that he's still able to fight 3 rounds an not look like a shambling corpse, it's pretty awesome. and lol at Sherman getting mad at the end there

reeg
Jul 5, 2002

Congrats Andrei, please retire

although if you told me after his third straight nasty Strikeforce loss that he'd fight in the UFC 20 more times I'd have said you are dumb

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

lmao I'm impressed that Arlovski is still alive at 42, I'm loving amazed that he's still able to fight 3 rounds an not look like a shambling corpse, it's pretty awesome. and lol at Sherman getting mad at the end there

arlovski going from champ to glass joe to a gatekeeper-ish role is pretty cool. i know he's getting paid, so thats nice. if he outlasts tom brady as a pro, ill be happy (so long as the beatings don't get too vicious)

crepeface posted:

that is loving disgusting thank you

buddy, it was an oilslick made of cottage cheese and plasma on my skin. i know loving disgusting

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Let's go bobby

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
im serious, i loved it. i read it out to my friends and they all were disgusted.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

G-Hawk posted:

Let's go bobby

ditto. love fat kelvin, but bobby knucks is such a mensch

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Yeah it feels bad rooting against Gastelum but I always gotta pull for my good friend Bobby Knuckles

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

crepeface posted:

im serious, i loved it. i read it out to my friends and they all were disgusted.

glad someone did lol. it is one of the most enduring memories from my wrestling career. the only one that i recall more vividly was when a fella jammed his thumb up my rear end when i was pinning him. a thin layer of spandex can't stop a determined thumb fwiw

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

I dont mind Kelvin but I want to see bobby get his rematch

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I am once again rooting for the guy that I expect to die on screen

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Thats gotta be close to a 10 8.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Good round, that was a really nice take down

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

whittaker looks fuckin great.

gastelum killed bisping previously, right?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Good poo poo

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
so rare to see whittaker not lead

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

beep by grandpa posted:

whittaker looks fuckin great.

gastelum killed bisping previously, right?

He knocked him out with a nice hook iirc.

Robert has his timing down now and has him a little bamboozled with the feints.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Glad Kelvin is looking a little better this round.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
man it feels like whittaker has an answer for everything kelvin does

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

We know this from the Adesanya fight but Gastelum is one tough motherfucker

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Kelvin has that problem some guys fall into where they tip their hand with how they move before they look to move in. Before anything he throws he always bobs twice and goes on the third beat or steps back and resets.

Makes it easy to bobby to time him.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

whittaker looking perfect out there, geez

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
As total aside to the awesome fight currently goin on, it's really funny comparing Sherman's atrocious ~Tribal tattoo~ to Whittaker's actual maori tattoo and how much better the real-deal looks

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving hell Whittaker looks great.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Gastellum was always bad?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Gastellum was always bad?

Nah Whittaker is putting on a masterclass

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Kelvin breathing hard

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Man, Kelvin’s just got nothing for him

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

chaleski posted:

We know this from the Adesanya fight but Gastelum is one tough motherfucker

yeah dude is fighting up a weight class because food owns and has been in there with the best at 185 despite being a head shorter than them

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Gastellum was always bad?

Whittaker has closed some holes in his game that others have capitalised on and he's kind of the perfect fighter for gastellums style.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Yea gastelum owns but bobby is on another level

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

gastelum is a tough motherfucker

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Kelvin breathing hard

Kelvin out there having flashbacks to the running competition on TUF

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

whittaker with a champion level performance here, no question

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Gastellum was always bad?

Nah Whittaker is just that good.

Thin Gastellum has always been middle of the pack type guy. Not bad at all, good enough, but nothing great to get to that next level.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
gently caress that takedown was sliiiiiick

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Zero-effort takedown

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Bobby is so good and I can't wait to see Whittaker adesanya 2

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