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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


I've got some clubs you can have if you like 99

An old man gave them to me when I moved up north, saying I might need them, but I haven't needed them yet

I guess they might be cursed

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

NotJustANumber99 posted:

i hate the west

alright bin laden why don’t you fly some planes into a building about it

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Listening to the radio in the car, I'm a passenger, and the presenter keeps talking during the songs!!

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Radio is bad, although gamble and Crosby on radio X is good and is on right now (for 20 more minutes) but they aren't really radio people

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



5 hour drive and i'll be switching it up between spotify, an audiobook and My Dad Wrote a Porno - which is a terrible, but great podcast

I shan't be tuning in to a single station

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
All countries should have fewer than 10 million people. It would make the UN much more entertaining.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Gasmask posted:

alright bin laden why don’t you fly some planes into a building about it

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's kinda weird that nobody's done it since.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

goatface posted:

It's kinda weird that nobody's done it since.

almost like they improved cockpit security as a result of it or something
weird

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Gasmask posted:

Because people who live near the top end of the country like to have pissing contents about who’s more northern

Or you become so northern you aren't northern anymore, you are a borderer.

Nutapii
Jun 24, 2020

NotJustANumber99 posted:

every other time I leave site it fells like I have to jump the saab off the digger and it had a new battery like a year ago. I feel like the garage swapped the battery last time it was in.

Alternator dying?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ghost lights.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ouuuuuh

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1383711013514616836?s=19

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Gone already.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Collateral posted:

Or you become so northern you aren't northern anymore, you are a borderer.
the real hard line is arguing that you should be scottish because you are north of hadrians wall

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

goatface posted:

All countries should have fewer than 10 million people. It would make the UN much more entertaining.

When we go over the limit due to a birth the country automatically fissions

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Or you have to kick someone out to a country with spares.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congrats m8s you just invented priti patel with extra steps

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

woodchippers frantically wheeled into the maternity ward as the news breaks that we have once again hit the population cap

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'mat Gloucester services N-bound. Anyone about?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
the posh expensive ones?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Yeah I like their loos and wildflower meadows to rest my driver's.knee, but I won't be buying anything.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

I'mat Gloucester services N-bound. Anyone about?
you're not far from me, i live near junction 12

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Is this the hookup thread now?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


now?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



oh no computer posted:

you're not far from me, i live near junction 12

Omw

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

patiojaculation

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
hey I heard the entire UK smells like cum is this true?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




it does after im done with it

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Aardvark! posted:

hey I heard the entire UK smells like cum is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

hbag posted:

woodchippers frantically wheeled into the maternity ward as the news breaks that we have once again hit the population cap

national rollout of efficient, new automatic job centre service:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPIV4WJBqY

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Aardvark! posted:

hey I heard the entire UK smells like cum is this true?

i dont think any of us are well travelled enough to confirm this for sure

and if it were true i'm not sure we would know anyway as that would just be the standard smell of life

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
theres also a lot of piss and poo poo

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
I don’t really think cum smells of anything??

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


That is most definitely not true.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Cum smells like, well, cum

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Semen normally smells like ammonia, bleach, or chlorine. Semen is about 1 percent sperm and 99 percent other compounds, enzymes, proteins, and minerals. Many of these substances are alkaline. This means that they're above a 7 on the pH scale, which is measured from 0 (highly acidic) to 14 (highly alkaline).

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Aardvark! posted:

hey I heard the entire UK smells like cum is this true?

Everywhere I go it smells like cum so I think your hypothesis must be right op

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

:cumpolice:

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