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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

First they came for people that speak with a southern accent, but I didn't say anything, cause I grew up in Raleigh

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
got a warzone win with the goons, killed the last two men where they stood, maybe hes right

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Inverted Icon posted:

You know, during the SA Troubles, several trans posters talked about how some moderators' seeming support of posters who were posting dubious things made them feel unsafe. At the time, I didn't understand their mindset. HugeGrossBurrito helped me understand them.


In between the storming of the capitol building and the inauguration of biden, I felt that there was a time when wide-scale violence really could break out. Not unrest, but straight up civilian on civilian violence. I had to have a talk with my boss. I told them that if things got worse, I was going to flee. That we lived in a liberal stronghold, and that I was afraid that things like my southern accent would mark me out as an enemy combatant. That I wasn't going to wait around to get shot in back because I was born in the wrong place. They were a bit confused, and maybe amused even, but in the end they said okay.

They were confused and amused, because they couldn't see all the other things happening around me in just my life. One of those things, was this forum. The 'cool zone' mindset was at it's most widespread, and there was at least one thread, here in gbs, were posters fantasized about, planned in minecraft, and egged each other on about committing murders. I, and several other brave souls, tried to pump the breaks on them. To get them to see that instrumental violence for the cause didn't have to be as grotesque as they were making it, and that they were celebrating the reports of literal war crimes. The caliber of responses that we received was that 'cops are not humans'. That was really posted. For our efforts, we were repeatedly probated by HugeGrossBurrito. In that same thread, HBG posted about ignoring blood-lust reports, at the height of when 'blood lust reports' were a thing. HGB was friends with them. They were the mod of that thread, and they intentionally cultivated an atmosphere of violence against cops, cop-lovers, and chuds. And, because I had spoken up, I was cop-lover, a chud, and a possible cop.

And suddenly, I understood the fear that 'when the time came' a moderator or administrator would give my personal information to people who would come to my house to kill me. I understood the fear because I shared it.

When you talk about 'winning a warzone' you're talking about murdering people. Murdering me, in fact.


So yeah, gently caress HugeGrossBurrito, and gently caress HugeGrossBurritos comrade's in arms.

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im here with the inside info to tell you this is all 100% true

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Is it known who HGB was before they made their HGB alt account or naw?

I don’t think even HGB knows.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

got a warzone win with the goons, killed the last two men where they stood, maybe hes right

all that planning in minecraft, where we built 1:1 replicas of the warzone map and Inverted Icon's house, really paid off

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

designing a CS:GO custom map that bears a striking resemblance to inverted icon's neighbourhood

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

I don't post in GBS much but you were a good mod HGB and I hope stepping down does you good :patriot:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
being gangstalked by the something awful forums moderator death squads where they keep talking about doing a "hot drop" on my rear end

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Bismuth posted:

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to mods, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to mods, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of mods. Everyone you have told about your attraction to mods think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of mods, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Modsexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to mods and nothing else. IKs don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




if HGB was such a good mod they'll probe the OP for being a suck up

residual mod powers

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Wes Warhammer posted:

I don't post in GBS much but you were a good mod HGB and I hope stepping down does you good :patriot:

lol wasnt my decision but its ok, anyway I look forward to retirement, posting pictures of my finger and toenail clippings that resemble celebrities in byob, and reporting as many posts as possible in GBS daily with a report reason that just says bogus.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My petitions to the admins and boxes of chocolates filled with my own hair clippings sent to Jeffery regarding your constant demands to put your foot inside my rear end finally went heeded I see. I'm glad of it.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol wasnt my decision but its ok, anyway I look forward to retirement, posting pictures of my finger and toenail clippings that resemble celebrities in byob, and reporting as many posts as possible in GBS daily with a report reason that just says bogus.
Sounds like something a murdererer would say

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol wasnt my decision but its ok, anyway I look forward to retirement, posting pictures of my finger and toenail clippings that resemble celebrities in byob, and reporting as many posts as possible in GBS daily with a report reason that just says bogus.

You're bogus

B badass
O over it
G good
U handsome
S smart

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
HGB touched my butthole

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol wasnt my decision but its ok, anyway I look forward to retirement, posting pictures of my finger and toenail clippings that resemble celebrities in byob, and reporting as many posts as possible in GBS daily with a report reason that just says bogus.

Reported this post for being bogus

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Inverted Icon posted:

And suddenly, I understood the fear that 'when the time came' a moderator or administrator would give my personal information to people who would come to my house to kill me. I understood the fear because I shared it.
you know everything else aside why are you posting on a forum where you think the mods will literally murder you irl

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Inverted Icon posted:

You know, during the SA Troubles, several trans posters talked about how some moderators' seeming support of posters who were posting dubious things made them feel unsafe. At the time, I didn't understand their mindset. HugeGrossBurrito helped me understand them.


In between the storming of the capitol building and the inauguration of biden, I felt that there was a time when wide-scale violence really could break out. Not unrest, but straight up civilian on civilian violence. I had to have a talk with my boss. I told them that if things got worse, I was going to flee. That we lived in a liberal stronghold, and that I was afraid that things like my southern accent would mark me out as an enemy combatant. That I wasn't going to wait around to get shot in back because I was born in the wrong place. They were a bit confused, and maybe amused even, but in the end they said okay.

They were confused and amused, because they couldn't see all the other things happening around me in just my life. One of those things, was this forum. The 'cool zone' mindset was at it's most widespread, and there was at least one thread, here in gbs, were posters fantasized about, planned in minecraft, and egged each other on about committing murders. I, and several other brave souls, tried to pump the breaks on them. To get them to see that instrumental violence for the cause didn't have to be as grotesque as they were making it, and that they were celebrating the reports of literal war crimes. The caliber of responses that we received was that 'cops are not humans'. That was really posted. For our efforts, we were repeatedly probated by HugeGrossBurrito. In that same thread, HBG posted about ignoring blood-lust reports, at the height of when 'blood lust reports' were a thing. HGB was friends with them. They were the mod of that thread, and they intentionally cultivated an atmosphere of violence against cops, cop-lovers, and chuds. And, because I had spoken up, I was cop-lover, a chud, and a possible cop.

And suddenly, I understood the fear that 'when the time came' a moderator or administrator would give my personal information to people who would come to my house to kill me. I understood the fear because I shared it.

When you talk about 'winning a warzone' you're talking about murdering people. Murdering me, in fact.


So yeah, gently caress HugeGrossBurrito, and gently caress HugeGrossBurritos comrade's in arms.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Space Camp fuckup posted:

what a great website

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Inverted Icon posted:

You know, during the SA Troubles, several trans posters talked about how some moderators' seeming support of posters who were posting dubious things made them feel unsafe. At the time, I didn't understand their mindset. HugeGrossBurrito helped me understand them.


In between the storming of the capitol building and the inauguration of biden, I felt that there was a time when wide-scale violence really could break out. Not unrest, but straight up civilian on civilian violence. I had to have a talk with my boss. I told them that if things got worse, I was going to flee. That we lived in a liberal stronghold, and that I was afraid that things like my southern accent would mark me out as an enemy combatant. That I wasn't going to wait around to get shot in back because I was born in the wrong place. They were a bit confused, and maybe amused even, but in the end they said okay.

They were confused and amused, because they couldn't see all the other things happening around me in just my life. One of those things, was this forum. The 'cool zone' mindset was at it's most widespread, and there was at least one thread, here in gbs, were posters fantasized about, planned in minecraft, and egged each other on about committing murders. I, and several other brave souls, tried to pump the breaks on them. To get them to see that instrumental violence for the cause didn't have to be as grotesque as they were making it, and that they were celebrating the reports of literal war crimes. The caliber of responses that we received was that 'cops are not humans'. That was really posted. For our efforts, we were repeatedly probated by HugeGrossBurrito. In that same thread, HBG posted about ignoring blood-lust reports, at the height of when 'blood lust reports' were a thing. HGB was friends with them. They were the mod of that thread, and they intentionally cultivated an atmosphere of violence against cops, cop-lovers, and chuds. And, because I had spoken up, I was cop-lover, a chud, and a possible cop.

And suddenly, I understood the fear that 'when the time came' a moderator or administrator would give my personal information to people who would come to my house to kill me. I understood the fear because I shared it.

When you talk about 'winning a warzone' you're talking about murdering people. Murdering me, in fact.


So yeah, gently caress HugeGrossBurrito, and gently caress HugeGrossBurritos comrade's in arms.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

im going to shoot u with a XM-25 grenade launcher

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

In between the storming of the capitol building and the inauguration of biden, I felt that there was a time when wide-scale tugging really could break out. Not unrest, but straight up civilian on civilian tugging. I had to have a talk with my boss. I told them that if things got worse, I was going to flee. That we lived in a liberal stronghold, and that I was afraid that things like my southern accent would mark me out as an enemy combatant. That I wasn't going to wait around to get tugged from behind because I was born in the wrong place. They were a bit confused, and maybe amused even, but in the end they said okay.

They were confused and amused, because they couldn't see all the other things happening around me in just my life. One of those things, was this forum. The 'cool zone' mindset was at it's most widespread, and there was at least one thread, here in gbs, were posters fantasized about, planned in minecraft, and egged each other on about committing tuggings. I, and several other brave souls, tried to pump the breaks on them. To get them to see that instrumental tugging for the cause didn't have to be as grotesque as they were making it, and that they were celebrating the reports of literal tugging crimes. The caliber of responses that we received was that 'cops are not humans'. That was really posted. For our efforts, we were repeatedly probated by HugeGrossBurrito. In that same thread, HBG posted about ignoring tugging-lust reports, at the height of when 'tugging lust reports' were a thing. HGB was friends with them. They were the mod of that thread, and they intentionally cultivated an atmosphere of tugging against cops, cop-lovers, and chuds. And, because I had spoken up, I was cop-lover, a chud, and a possible cop.

And suddenly, I understood the fear that 'when the time came' a moderator or administrator would give my personal information to people who would come to my house to tug me. I understood the fear because I shared it.

When you talk about 'winning a warzone' you're talking about tugging people. Tugging me, in fact.


So yeah, gently caress HugeGrossBurrito, and gently caress HugeGrossBurritos comrade's in arms.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*somber music plays as tugshocked soldiers walk home from the tugzone*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Inverted Icon posted:

You know, during the SA Troubles, several trans posters talked about how some moderators' seeming support of posters who were posting dubious things made them feel unsafe. At the time, I didn't understand their mindset. HugeGrossBurrito helped me understand them.


In between the storming of the capitol building and the inauguration of biden, I felt that there was a time when wide-scale violence really could break out. Not unrest, but straight up civilian on civilian violence. I had to have a talk with my boss. I told them that if things got worse, I was going to flee. That we lived in a liberal stronghold, and that I was afraid that things like my southern accent would mark me out as an enemy combatant. That I wasn't going to wait around to get shot in back because I was born in the wrong place. They were a bit confused, and maybe amused even, but in the end they said okay.

They were confused and amused, because they couldn't see all the other things happening around me in just my life. One of those things, was this forum. The 'cool zone' mindset was at it's most widespread, and there was at least one thread, here in gbs, were posters fantasized about, planned in minecraft, and egged each other on about committing murders. I, and several other brave souls, tried to pump the breaks on them. To get them to see that instrumental violence for the cause didn't have to be as grotesque as they were making it, and that they were celebrating the reports of literal war crimes. The caliber of responses that we received was that 'cops are not humans'. That was really posted. For our efforts, we were repeatedly probated by HugeGrossBurrito. In that same thread, HBG posted about ignoring blood-lust reports, at the height of when 'blood lust reports' were a thing. HGB was friends with them. They were the mod of that thread, and they intentionally cultivated an atmosphere of violence against cops, cop-lovers, and chuds. And, because I had spoken up, I was cop-lover, a chud, and a possible cop.

And suddenly, I understood the fear that 'when the time came' a moderator or administrator would give my personal information to people who would come to my house to kill me. I understood the fear because I shared it.

When you talk about 'winning a warzone' you're talking about murdering people. Murdering me, in fact.


So yeah, gently caress HugeGrossBurrito, and gently caress HugeGrossBurritos comrade's in arms.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Lmao

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Oh no. Now he is going to think “they” are coming for him now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
"now"?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
HGB once refused to buy me back in warzone and instead bought an armor box he threw off a cliff. Truly histories greatest monster.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Wow i went from "HGB seems aight" to "HGB might be one of the best gbs mods ever" in one post ty

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
It's me, I am one of the comrades in arms.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I hope the crazy guy reregs

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
demodding hgb was a revenue generation scheme

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Posting from the southern accent murder goldmine

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Line em up against the wall and see how they pronounce Cattywampus

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
SAY “YOU ALL”

SAY IT!

*click*

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Ya'll

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

:mad:

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


"Do ya'll have stairs in that there house?" asks the voice on the the phone speaker. You look out the window and see HGB looking back at the pores between your eyebrows from behind a high powered sniper's rifle. The last thing you hear is "lmao".

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Maryland was south of the mason dixon line so HGB gets a y'all pass.

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