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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
In the interest in government transparency, for the past four years of the previous presidential administration I have known what the tits of the first lady look like.

What is "dr" Jill Biden hiding?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Chest penises? :shrug:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Why don't you tell us three olives

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
They're probably made of snakes

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Nipples arent real, OP

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If I was president I would fix her teeth and nose and tits.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





this is not even a bottom five worst 3O thread

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im suspicious of everyones nipples.

:mamacita:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I am confident that I have never given Jill Biden's nipples a thought before this moment. I appreciate new experiences but eh

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I am her left nipple, I'll loving kill you if you try and look at me you gently caress, just try me

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

im suspicious of everyones nipples.

:mamacita:

You don't know how badly I wish you were an alt of mine

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



We should get Shifty Nipples to weigh in on this pressing issue.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If I was president I would reenact teen model competitions.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They had information that would lead to immediate arrest of Hillary Clinton and had to go into witness protection

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Colonel Cancer posted:

They had information that would lead to immediate arrest of Hillary Clinton and had to go into witness protection

From wearing a wire

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Zeluth posted:

If I was president I would reenact teen model competitions.

what the gently caress

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If I was president I could have three wives.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

e: nah bad post

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Chief McHeath posted:

e: nah bad post

ah cmon dont tug us around like that

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
I’m suspicious of everyone’s nipples

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Gonna get a hat made. No one else will get it, but we'll know...we'll know.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If I was president I would understand what Ohio is all about.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Are they the First Nipples, or is that the President's nipples?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


What about Joes nips?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They're a matter of national security

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
when ol Jo Rob and the missus get to drinkin

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If I was president I would withhold information about a plague to make me look good.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


When do you think we will get someone in the first family with pierced nipples?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Zil posted:

When do you think we will get someone in the first family with pierced nipples?

When we finally get a gay president.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Which can't happen soon enough IMHO

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh boy I cant wait to be bombed by a gay president

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If I was a president I would make a new Lemon Party.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

im suspicious of everyones nipples.

:mamacita:

Yeah you would be wouldn’t you? :tinfoil:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Knormal posted:

Are they the First Nipples, or is that the President's nipples?

Joe’s are the First Male-Presenting Nipples; likewise, Dr. Jill’s are the First Female-Presenting Nipples

Now you, too, are aware of this Completely True Presidential Fact! (tm)

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Which can't happen soon enough IMHO

Monkey paw curls, Bootyjudge awaits on the horizon

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If I was president, I would make taxes less for rich people and corporations.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yeah but what separates you from every other chump who wants to be president?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Zeluth posted:

If I was president, I would make taxes less for rich people and corporations.

Lol I would loving sell indulgences are you kidding me? :shepspends:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

Yeah but what separates you from every other chump who wants to be president?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Lol I would loving sell indulgences are you kidding me? :shepspends:

https://www.amazon.com/DONALD-Official-Genuine-Tender-EISENHOWER/dp/B01N4HJRGE

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