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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

That's still open and looking classier than ever



lol

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

PIZZA.BAT posted:

nick smith is our pal ulililia
oh no :smith:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

idk who that is

:cmon:

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
How the gently caress is Tori not within top3 worst posters in the last five pages?

If people are dying of the pandemic in your region, skip the restaurants and get takeaway. loving hell people this isn't rocket science. You can get your Applebees' and give up on living later, when it doesn't put people who don't have a real choice about being there in danger. Even if you're vaccinated. If the restaurant allows non-vaccinated people to dine there, the density goes up and distancing becomes harder.

Yes including dining outdoors. It's not a magic spell, it just means the virus doesn't linger as long.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


meanwhile in non-COVID hellworld




https://twitter.com/beschizza/status/1383956491619631106?s=21

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

The Beehive sounds like an all-male revue where the dancers have tiny stinger dicks

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Also there's a swarm of dancers on stage all at once

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Also lapdances may cause anaphylactic shock

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

the only solution is to blockade everything west of lorain. time to cut ohios losses and throw nw ohio to the wolves.

eh cast loco off too

Jonny 290 posted:

<tom jones voice> SEX CHAIR SEX CHAIIIIIIR

do not post the pleasure throne

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I don’t know anyone who has gone to a strip club and came back going “well that was a good idea”

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Isn't it also legal in Florida to run over protestors?

it is now that desantis signed the fascism bill into law.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i mean that's completely legal in california too, "castle doctrine" is extremely widespread in freedomland

what florida lets you do is shoot a stranger in the street if you feel threatened

floridians with threatening auras

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



c hellworld s: BC is putting up signs at the border with alberta saying "gently caress off we're full", lmao

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Fortaleza posted:

Also lapdances may cause anaphylactic shock

looks like you're having an allergic reaction, you're gonna need an emergency shot *thrusts hips*

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011





drat those albertans, causing covid hotspots all the way over in vancouver?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/EliClifton/status/1384209117867175938

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
:thunk:

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010

akadajet posted:

I don’t know anyone who has gone to a strip club and came back going “well that was a good idea”

here I sit
broke, departed
hornier than when I started

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they're usually white noise posters i don't recognize, it's weird as hell

people who whine about ignore lists know that they're irrelevant and that scares them.

people already use my username as a verb, so i know i've made it.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



so tired of all this needless sagebrushery

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

akadajet posted:

I don’t know anyone who has gone to a strip club and came back going “well that was a good idea”
A friend of mine back in the aughts sold dudes ecstasy and then lapdances, so I'm pretty sure she did :j:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Cat Face Joe posted:

so tired of all this needless sagebrushery

I like sagebrush posts

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
got my first pfizer shot at stanford in rwc today. they had extra so they were taking walk-ins

my 5g reception has not improved

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

DELETE CASCADE posted:

got my first pfizer shot at stanford in rwc today. they had extra so they were taking walk-ins

my 5g reception has not improved

lol at paying at&t more money for 5G access

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Sagebrush posted:

people who whine about ignore lists know that they're irrelevant and that scares them.

people already use my username as a verb, so i know i've made it.

I've got a posting brand so strong you just need to look at my username and accurately predict your own reaction to the post.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

akadajet posted:

I like sagebrush posts

same

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I go buy groceries once a month and last time I stopped at mcdonalds and got breakfast burritos


it's me I'm typhoid mary

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



A few years back we were at the shittiest mexican bar / restaurant imaginable with friends and some random drunk lady walked by the bar and picked my phone up, had to have my wife call it to get it back. Told the bartender and she said, "oh yeah, that's <x>, she does that sometimes."

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the italian place in my neighborhood lets people eat there still and they close the shutters on the outside eating area so people can't see

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
don vito needs his unlimited breadsticks

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

graph posted:

i cannot believe the beehive is still open in 2021

aren't there a couple of other strip clubs along that stretch of 22? or am I just fabricating memories? vaguely recall my family referring to that part as the "porn highway"

maybe they were just video stores or something, idk. it's been almost 20 years since I've been around there

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
the local "big" strip club here, known as BEEF thanks to a big sign they had? have? (short for the beef baron), last i checked, was rebranded as an antique mall



local paper posted:

It used to be a place to buy lap dances and shots.

Now, customers come for the selection of vintage vases, rustic chairs and live-edge tables.

[...]

“Sounds like the perfect place to see some old chests,” another user says.

recently a lot of places they own have been burning

local paper posted:

police have confirmed to CTV News that there was a fire overnight at the Beef Baron building on York Street and that is has been deemed suspicious.

Viewer submitted footage shows smoke coming from the roof of the building early Tuesday morning.

Damage is estimated at $5,000. No one was hurt.

The Beef Baron business is associated with the Barletta family and has been closed for several months.

In August, a home just behind the strip club [where dancers stayed] went up in flames and that fire was also deemed suspicious. That home is owned by the Barletta family.

A third home that was part of a gaming investigation, and owned by the Barletta family, was burned down late last year.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Penguissimo posted:

aren't there a couple of other strip clubs along that stretch of 22? or am I just fabricating memories? vaguely recall my family referring to that part as the "porn highway"

maybe they were just video stores or something, idk. it's been almost 20 years since I've been around there

there's an adult video store maybe 10 miles up the road towards murrysville

i think it's just those two

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

kitten emergency posted:

non-lovely states like new york

lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

graph posted:

there's an adult video store maybe 10 miles up the road towards murrysville

i love your encyclopedic knowledge of rural PA porn shops

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

graph posted:

there's an adult video store maybe 10 miles up the road towards murrysville

i think it's just those two

man,it seemed like so much more as a youth

anyway, sounds like there's room in the market for a few more

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

infernal machines posted:

i love your encyclopedic knowledge of rural PA porn shops

they are by far the most entertaining part of that drive

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mediaphage posted:

the local "big" strip club here, known as BEEF thanks to a big sign they had? have? (short for the beef baron), last i checked, was rebranded as an antique mall




recently a lot of places they own have been burning

unique junque is a good name for a strip joint

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

graph posted:

eh cast loco off too

if were moving east blow all the bridges over rocky river valley. bradstreets landing park was great till they sold half of it for condos so enjoy the covid hellstate of toledo westsiders

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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
unique new york

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