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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/towernter/status/1383815365520629760?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/zenalbatross/status/1383808896700010503?s=21

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/zenalbatross/status/1383808896700010503?s=21

lol

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 https://twitter.com/whalefern/status/1383837329840689152?s=21

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/afraidofwasps/status/1383575250051342341?s=21

this is madness

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 the person who wrote that tweet 100% wakes up every morning and crosses off a new day on the calendar until resident evil village is released

* # ? Apr 18, 2021 23:58
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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/sarah_zrf/status/1383642453236879364

just remove the "after 1993" and it's fine

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

jesus WEP posted:

the person who wrote that tweet 100% wakes up every morning and crosses off a new day on the calendar until resident evil village is released
Hey that's my thing :mad:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/SC_Griffith/status/1383914774698676236

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 https://twitter.com/prawnsalute/status/1383748905477627905?s=21

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 https://twitter.com/brynstole/status/1383883042742099969?s=21

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

https://twitter.com/prawnsalute/status/1383748905477627905?s=21

lol. what in the gently caress?

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

President Beep posted:

lol. what in the gently caress?

deepmind getting hungry

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 deep dish algorithms getting savory

* # ? Apr 19, 2021 17:34
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/lubchansky/status/1384275393851498501?s=21

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 01:10
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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/lubchansky/status/1384275393851498501?s=21
lmao

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 i still can't find the original tweet that goes

quote:

"welcome to GameStop" says my dad as he unplugs the nintendo 64

did i just make it up?

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 01:33
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

i still can't find the original tweet that goes


did i just make it up?
post number 2 in the thread friendo

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 02:49
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/hella_swears/status/1384240467622076425?s=21

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 02:49
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 certain this is a repost but i just remembered it and lolled anew

https://twitter.com/rinbcage/status/1338230609211232258?s=20

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 14:23
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 15:38
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

certain this is a repost but i just remembered it and lolled anew

https://twitter.com/rinbcage/status/1338230609211232258?s=20
not for this thread iirc. great pick

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

Kenny Logins posted:

not for this thread iirc. great pick
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Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
 https://twitter.com/tef_ebooks/status/1288933536683249664

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 I wish you could embed tiktoks

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe9sUkPu/

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 21:30
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I wish you could embed tiktoks

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe9sUkPu/

lol

* # ? Apr 20, 2021 21:43
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/kwholesaler/status/1384520928890077189?s=21

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/1384410043638898690?s=21

* # ? Apr 21, 2021 01:28
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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 oooooooooofffffffffffff

https://twitter.com/raiders/status/1384650781672939521?s=21

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/1384410043638898690?s=21

https://twitter.com/FatimaCrabcakes/status/1384673862491598850?s=19

* # ? Apr 21, 2021 02:04
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/elizaamber/status/1384517553347874819?s=21

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 https://twitter.com/silph_co/status/1384499898033311746?s=21

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


 i thought this was a tiktok but theres no logo, is it a vine?
https://i.imgur.com/9Mu9Aal.mp4

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 vines are all square. tiktoks are tall format. they probably just cropped it out. or it's just a video

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

duz posted:

i thought this was a tiktok but theres no logo, is it a vine?
https://i.imgur.com/9Mu9Aal.mp4
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 i hate cake smashing

* # ? Apr 21, 2021 12:56
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/raykwong/status/1384849921413578759

* # ? Apr 21, 2021 14:11
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mediaphage posted:

i hate cake smashing

my wife clearly warned me against doing such at our wedding

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

my wife clearly warned me against doing such at our wedding

smart woman

it's a dumb-assed tradition that wastes food and causes a mess. like i hate everything about it.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
 I did a smash cake for my baby's 1 year bday and the lil tyke just casually touched the cake and wanted to go back to playing

extra cake for me tho

* # ? Apr 21, 2021 19:04
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