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I put the food in my mouth but it just falls out the corners. Also I talk about other people in the first person now. What do?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:19 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:26 |
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Have you considered eating cookies
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:21 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Have you considered eating cookies How do you think I got in this mess?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:31 |
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sounds like rabies. get well soon.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:31 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How do you think I got in this mess? Oh, you've hit what they call the Eye of the Cookie, you just need to eat more cookies
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:32 |
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Why don’t you suck the chocolate chips directly out of my cookie OP!
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:33 |
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Your mom has rabies.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:33 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:34 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh, you've hit what they call the Eye of the Cookie, you just need to eat more cookies Listen you 2 bit cookie pusher, if eating more cookies was the solution to all this id be Mr. Platinum Belly right about now.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:36 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:36 |
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Thats not cookie monster.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:53 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:Thats not cookie monster. Don’t break his little heart, he’s special.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:55 |
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Everyday I become more like Oscar the grouch, OP, so count your blessings
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:03 |
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1redflag posted:Everyday I become more like Oscar the grouch, OP, so count your blessings I give a gently caress about your feelings dawg.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:05 |
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That's the Dookie monster
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:06 |
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It’s like, do you tilt the taco or your head when you eat, or is it a compromise, a struggle even?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:11 |
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UUURGGGRRAARRGHHAGAGRR - NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM' i love cookie monster so we could probably be friends
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:22 |
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you need to do mouth kegels, to strengthen those lips son
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:24 |
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Does it feel like you have two full arms up your rear end?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:26 |
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C is for cookie, thats good enough for me. Why isn't it good enough for you, OP
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H916EVndP_A
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:52 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Does it feel like you have two full arms up your rear end? I’m the ventriloquist, he’s the dummy!
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 21:57 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:Thats not cookie monster. Lol Close enough
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:19 |
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Thank you for this.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:16 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s like, do you tilt the taco or your head when you eat, or is it a compromise, a struggle even? If you tilt the taco all the fixins fall out. The gently caress is wrong with you, you got cookies for brains or something?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:24 |
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What's the name of the death metal band you do vocals for?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:27 |
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C is for ClamdestineBoyster, that's good enough for me. Too bad you don't get no respect.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:35 |
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Dookie Monster Plopscar the Grouch GrrrrrrNNNNNNGHHHoooover Big Turd
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:43 |
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Oh hey guys sorry it was actually from smoking 420 doobsters at 4:20 on 4/20. There just wasn’t room for.. for.. goddamn cookies is the only food I can think of right now. Seriously you guys, I can’t name one other food I know..
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:58 |
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Clams?
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 00:20 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:If you tilt the taco all the fixins fall out. The gently caress is wrong with you, you got cookies for brains or something? Yeah hey buddy I was born with a rare disorder that makes your brains sort of warm, semi-baked cookie dough. I bet you feel like an rear end now. Imagine trying to be able to THINK with cookies. Psych it’s actually super easy just pullin your leg bro. So you are more of a bend the will of the taco to humanity person, interesting, I like you.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 00:30 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah hey buddy I was born with a rare disorder that makes your brains sort of warm, semi-baked cookie dough. I bet you feel like an rear end now. Imagine trying to be able to THINK with cookies. Psych it’s actually super easy just pullin your leg bro. Actually I was born with a different disorder called taco neck and it’s hard to do anything except eat tacos. Or at least it was, until the doctors tried to fix it by turning my mouth 90 degrees and now I can’t even eat tacos!
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 00:59 |
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I got taco neck once...it's from eating pussy for too long.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 01:33 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I got taco neck once...it's from eating pussy for too long. ......................................./ Also works in the standupshots thread.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 02:08 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Actually I was born with a different disorder called taco neck and it’s hard to do anything except eat tacos. Or at least it was, until the doctors tried to fix it by turning my mouth 90 degrees and now I can’t even eat tacos! Why on earth didn’t they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck? It’s the jut of the chin to the base of the neck and plumb to the joint in the jawbone minus the angle of the taco neck ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Apr 21, 2021 |
# ? Apr 21, 2021 02:56 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why on earth didn’t they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck? I live in America and I didn’t have good insurance at the time.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 04:34 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why on earth didn’t they match the angle of your mouth to the angle of your neck? This sounds suspiciously like muppet anatomy.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 10:41 |
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Eat the rear end, OP.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 11:13 |
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Good enough for me.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 11:56 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:26 |
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is this a self portrait because it feels like a self portrait i would do
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