Probation request

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Giedroyc: Feb 18, 2001; Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!

Can I have a 100,000 day probation. Prefer to read than to post. Thanks.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:03

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:26

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Always double check they are out before trying on their underwear.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:05

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're not gonna live 100,000 days

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:05

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER: Nov 11, 2020; H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

neither is prince philip lmao

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:08

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

consider it done

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:09

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Did you fill out the proper forms, OP?

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:09

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Poof, you're a sandwich

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:12

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

can i have ur account OP? I've already gotten a 100k prob on this account, I bet I could do it again with your account

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:12

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

can i do it

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:12

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

jeezy petes just log off or something c'mon

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:12

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

I will take a shard of this guy's cross in the form of a sixer, so I can remember their sacrifice in the name of not subjecting us to their posts

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:12

Flubby: Feb 28, 2006; Fun Shoe

Is this the thread where we ask for things? Can you make me unquotable? I don't like people throwing the dumb poo poo I say back in my face. Is that possible mod genies?

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:13

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

why would someone who posts exclusively in c-spam come to gbs to ask for this? ask to be permaprobed in c-spam you coward.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:15

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

Have you tried not posting at all?

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:18

Giedroyc: Feb 18, 2001; Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!

Hell Yeah posted:

why would someone who posts exclusively in c-spam come to gbs to ask for this? ask to be permaprobed in c-spam you coward.

People might actually read GBS?

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:18

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

What if you just didn't post and read the other posts? What then?

Y'know, like, on your own?
And if you can't do that because you have a compulsion or you're constantly getting wasted in one way or the other, perhaps there's more pressing needs you need to address other than simpering around an internet forum looking for cheap outs?

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:19

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Explain why you're trying on other people's underwear OP that's sick

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:19

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Giedroyc posted:

People might actually read GBS?

you should go to cspam and call Hillary "Shillary" hehe

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:20

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Hi I registered in 2001 so I�m like 50 something years old but I lack any ability to control my fingers please help

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:21

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Giedroyc posted:

People might actually read GBS?

Yes, people are more likely to see your request in the less popular sub. A real stroke of genius.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:22

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

I can acquire a probe for thee, but first you must answer my riddles three

Riddle, the first : Suck my balls you gently caress, making GBS threads rear end man!

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:23

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Can I be generous and request that all my future probes be donated to this poor soul? Thank you.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:27

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

If you can figure out my inscrutable submission for the "what's blocking the suez canal" photoshop thread, I award you 200 ProbeCoins, which can be redeemed for ~~10,15,4, 100,5~~ 20 hours of probation.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:32

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

You can keep reading and the fact that you could post but don't can just be a secret among us here in gbs

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:33

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Big Beef City posted:

What if you just didn't post and read the other posts? What then?

Y'know, like, on your own?
And if you can't do that because you have a compulsion or you're constantly getting wasted in one way or the other, perhaps there's more pressing needs you need to address other than simpering around an internet forum looking for cheap outs?

Have you considered working with drug addicts and other people who engage in unhealthy behaviors and are trying to get help?

I think you have some valuable insight to offer.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:34

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

What if there was some feature that made it so you couldn't read anything unless you had posted in the last week, that would be crazy

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:35

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

probate me so i won't post is a cry for help when you think about it

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:36

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

I don't get these people that autoban or ask for bans and probes so they can't post.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:40

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Ventral EggSac posted:

What if there was some feature that made it so you couldn't read anything unless you had posted in the last week, that would be crazy

Sharkposting, if you stop posting you fuckin die

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:43

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

I think OP should get one day of probation for every post they make in this thread.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:43

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

pseudanonymous posted:

Have you considered working with drug addicts and other people who engage in unhealthy behaviors and are trying to get help?

I think you have some valuable insight to offer.

I walk into a gas station bathroom because I'm about to poo poo myself due to greasy taquitos. I see Giedroyc unconcious on the floor of a stall, drooling and covered in sores, with a cell phone in his hand. CSPAM forum open and a post drafted under a parachute account. He just couldn't escape the grasp of posting. We get him to a hospital and he recovers. He is in rehab for 3 months. He has recovered but will always live with the damage posting has caused.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:45

Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

I think you need to write out a 5000 word essay on why you want it.

# ? Apr 21, 2021 21:49

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER: Nov 11, 2020; H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

The Queen posted:

E L I Z A B E T H THE SECOND by the Grade of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Our other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith:-

TO ALL TO WHOM THESE PRESENTS SHALL COME, GREETING!

Whereas it has been represented to us that the forums poster GIEDROYC has lately suffered to be grievously Owned in c-spam, because his posting is bad;
And Whereas, we observe that this same GIEDROYC lacks the Wherewithal to stop posting,
NOW THEREFORE KNOW YE that We, by virtue of Our Prerogative Royal and of Our especial grace, do hereby request and require of Those Mods whom these letters may concern that He be furnished with a probation to a duration no shorter than 10,000 hours

IN WITNESS whereof We have caused these Our Letters to be made Patent.

WITNESS Ourself at Westminster the twenty-second day of April in the sixty-ninth year of Our Reign.

BY WARRANT UNDER THE QUEEN'S SIGN MANUAL