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Turn that alpaca into an alsnacca! |
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Alpacas are already good the way they are imo |
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Apr 22, 2021 08:43
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rear end-penny posted:Alpacas are already good the way they are imo Come on, who doesn't like to get dressed up and look fab now and then? 
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Looking for more tips and tricks on Alpaca Snazzyness? Call 1-800-420-6969! |
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Apr 22, 2021 13:13
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Llama eye for the Alpaca guy
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Apr 22, 2021 13:29
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Holy gently caress, did you just call me ugly |
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Apr 22, 2021 13:48
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Teddy Thunders posted:Holy gently caress, did you just call me ugly Woah! No! Okay? Where did you get that? |
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Apr 22, 2021 14:03
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Escape From Noise posted:Woah! No! Okay? Where did you get that? I'M CRY |
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Apr 22, 2021 14:39
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Rebranding alpaca wool as ‘cruelty free alpaca makeover byproduct’
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Apr 22, 2021 14:59
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Teddy Thunders posted:I'M CRY Don't cry! It'll make the mascara run! |
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Apr 22, 2021 15:00
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curling the alpaca's hair as it relentlessly spits in my face |
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Apr 22, 2021 15:08
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Apr 22, 2021 16:40
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alpaca bowl and smoke it while somebody else does the work
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Apr 22, 2021 16:59
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this is actually what I imagine the being producing Teddy Thunders' posts looks likes
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Apr 22, 2021 17:55
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Escape from Alpacatraz |
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Apr 22, 2021 21:00
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the new chocobo skin for ff14 looking very good i like the mix with the vampire one |
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Apr 22, 2021 22:11
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:this is actually what I imagine the being producing Teddy Thunders' posts looks likes Actually that's a llama. She's my cousin from the lower steppes in Peru. |
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Apr 22, 2021 22:41
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Escape From Noise posted:Don't cry! It'll make the mascara run! I'd like to complain that you didn't even get me a good waterproof cake mascara, alpacas have a third eyelid and LUSCIOUS eyelashes. |
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Apr 22, 2021 22:43
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Manifisto posted:alpaca bowl and smoke it while somebody else does the work |
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Apr 23, 2021 05:15
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I got disqualified from the Big Pageant for not bleaching my alpaca's butthole. now i bleach mine three times a day as penance |
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Apr 23, 2021 06:22
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Can you believe they finally shaved an alpaca When they did so they found a folded up, torn out magazine page detailing pretzel strawberry Jell-O mold recipes from the 50s. Each alpaca was made by Eames. Can you even believe it. While you’re up can you please give me another plastic fork because I tried to eat my salad too hard and it broke through the styrofoam bottom and it stabbed my thigh and I dropped it. Do you have any sunscreen? |
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Apr 23, 2021 06:41
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I'm not convinced that there's a difference between llamas and alpacas |
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Apr 23, 2021 13:01
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Has anyone ever seen llama and alpaca in the same room? |
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Apr 23, 2021 13:02
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Has anyone ever seen llama and alpaca in the same room? Yes, and you can tell the difference because the alpaca is smaller, gentler and more apt for bond with humans, and the llama smokes two packs of lucky strikes a day and carries a buck knife. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I'm not convinced that there's a difference between llamas and alpacas 
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Apr 23, 2021 13:53
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Llampaca
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Apr 23, 2021 14:00
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Llampaca That's what I'm talking about |
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Apr 23, 2021 14:04
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Teddy Thunders posted:I'd like to complain that you didn't even get me a good waterproof cake mascara, alpacas have a third eyelid and LUSCIOUS eyelashes. Maybe it wouldn't need to be waterproof, if you and your bff weren't running about in the sun all day! |
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Apr 23, 2021 14:18
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xcheopis posted:Maybe it wouldn't need to be waterproof, if you and your bff weren't running about in the sun all day! WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE ONE TIME, AND NOBODY WILL LET US LIVE IT DOWN. |
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Apr 23, 2021 14:47
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Teddy Thunders posted:WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE ONE TIME, AND NOBODY WILL LET US LIVE IT DOWN. WE HAD TO SEND IN A RESCUE TEAM |
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Apr 23, 2021 15:52
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xcheopis posted:WE HAD TO SEND IN A RESCUE TEAM WE WERE FINE, OKAY, WE JUST WEREN'T READY TO GO HOME |
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Apr 23, 2021 16:35
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Teddy Thunders posted:WE WERE FINE, OKAY, WE JUST WEREN'T READY TO GO HOME WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT! |
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Apr 23, 2021 16:45
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Barking Gecko posted:WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT! I REALLY WANTED TO GET TO SEPHORA BEFORE CLOSE BECAUSE THE BENEFIT THEY'RE REAL WAS ON SALE |
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Apr 23, 2021 17:17
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very proud of our local 4-H farming and electronics club who are using every part of the alpaca for unmanned aviation. from bone propellers to alpaca skin flaps. alpaca hair spun into harpsichord strings for a rendition of Bette Midler’s “Wind Beneath My Wings” to inaugurate the first flight. |
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Apr 23, 2021 17:50
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Llampaca hosed up
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Apr 23, 2021 17:58
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llamapalooza
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Apr 24, 2021 01:14
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Rebellious young alpaca dating a llama to piss off their parents. |
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Apr 24, 2021 01:34
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Llamas LARPing as alpacas. |
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Apr 24, 2021 01:44
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Barking Gecko posted:Llamas LARPing as alpacas. Llamas LARPing As Rabid Pacas |
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Llama, more like llame-a. |
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