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Unkempt posted:He wants this guy to think he's in Paris. I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French."
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I once told a woman that I don't eat cake because it goes straight to my thighs!
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Vietnamwees posted:I once told a woman that I don't eat cake because it goes straight to my thighs! You remember my cousin Rhisa? I'm gonna date her.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 00:30 |
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SirPablo posted:He looks like a frog. So do you.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 01:58 |
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Mr. Peterman sent me over here for a physical because as you may or may not know, he and I are going on a trip to Kenya. Africa. My first such mission for the company.
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Sash! posted:Mr. Peterman sent me over here for a physical because as you may or may not know, he and I are going on a trip to Kenya. Africa. My first such mission for the company. Its your urine, Elaine!
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 16:23 |
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Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be.
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thepokey posted:Its your urine, Elaine!
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potee posted:Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be. Nothing. I just, I uh, I bruised my lip. I was drinking a Celray, and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip, and then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet and I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it.
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Toilet brush! ...Ahhhh, alright, I can replace that.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 17:48 |
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What is this symbol? It's a germ.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:58 |
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We're the devil's!
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 04:19 |
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SirPablo posted:We're the devil's! Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity.
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Heavy_D posted:Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity. An old woman experiences pain and yearning. A hundred and ninety-two minutes?
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Chili posted:An old woman experiences pain and yearning. A hundred and ninety-two minutes? Well, it's Frank and Estelle’s reaction to hearing about George’s man-love towards she-Jerry.
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Heavy_D posted:Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity. If you exclude showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes, really.
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Root Bear posted:If you exclude showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes, really. Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. I made some good cuts, and I didn't lose anything I needed. Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now.
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Heavy_D posted:Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. I made some good cuts, and I didn't lose anything I needed. Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now. Not from the footage I've seen.
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Heavy_D posted:Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. I made some good cuts, and I didn't lose anything I needed. Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now. All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 19:28 |
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That reminds me of the Haitian voodoo rattle torture!
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fenix down posted:That reminds me of the Haitian voodoo rattle torture! You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture
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Heavy_D posted:You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture As opposed to a spirited bout of Skanko-Roman wrestling.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 20:35 |
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Heavy_D posted:You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture You must have a good story. Otherwise, it's just masturbation.
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Oh, by the way George, you know that condom i gave you? Its defective, so don't use it.
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Gyshall posted:You must have a good story. Otherwise, it's just masturbation. Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again.
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Heavy_D posted:Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again. You? You'll be out before we get to the next page.
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TMMadman posted:You? You'll be out before we get to the next page. I was alone...My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it...
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JethroMcB posted:I was alone...My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it... I want you to see a psychiatrist.
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I'll take a vet over an M.D. any day.
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SirPablo posted:I'll take a vet over an M.D. any day. You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD!
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TMMadman posted:You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD! drat you TMMadman; you useless pustule!
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TMMadman posted:You? You'll be out before we get to the next page. I'M OUT!
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Vietnamwees posted:Oh, by the way George, you know that condom i gave you? Its defective, so don't use it. I'm a father! I did it! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 13:03 |
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Hank Morgan posted:I'm a father! I did it! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!! You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
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They botched my vasectomy. I'm even more potent now!
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Heavy_D posted:You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard? Well technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage...
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 18:28 |
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He just sank like a stone didn't he?!
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 21:11 |
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The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket.
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SirPablo posted:The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket. Well, all vacations have to end eventually.
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SirPablo posted:The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket. Andrea Doria? Isn't that the one they did the song about?
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