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Apr 23, 2021 16:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Not just Aarvark, everyone do it. This would make global warming even worse, please hold in your farts until further notice
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Apr 23, 2021 16:24
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Aardvark! posted:waking up w/ a stabbing pain in your left every time you breathe FTMFW Is it that thing where it hurts more the deeper you breathe in but if you breathe in really really deeply it hurts a whole goddamn lot but also the pain suddenly *pops* and goes away completely?
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Apr 23, 2021 16:25
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Aardvark! posted:no thankfully my left nut is in pristine condition. it's around my ribbies I had a friend have something similar. Turns out he separated some cartilage around his ribs from coughing too hard from a bong hit. Were you pulling monster tubes last night?
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Apr 23, 2021 16:36
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Were you pulling monster tubes last night? Listen, if me and Frankenstein's Monster want to have a little jerk together I don't see how that's any of your business.
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Apr 23, 2021 16:37
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Literally A Person posted:Listen, if me and Frankenstein's Monster want to have a little jerk together I don't see how that's any of your business. Sexualizing a semi-human monster?? In the 1000 Page Thread??? Now I've seen everything.
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Apr 23, 2021 16:40
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Literally A Person posted:Listen, if me and Frankenstein's Monster want to have a little jerk together I don't see how that's any of your business. I feel like this is just asking for a shambling corpse monster who doesn't know he own strength to rip you dick off. It may not be my business. I cannot tell you how to live ur precious life. Only that I fear that your dick and bulbs could be torn asunder by a monster man.
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Apr 23, 2021 16:45
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Big Beef City posted:I feel like this is just asking for a shambling corpse monster who doesn't know he own strength to rip you dick off. The ultimate fulfillment of my Monster Destroys My Balls(MDMB) fetish.
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Apr 23, 2021 16:47
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Aardvark! posted:waking up w/ a stabbing pain in your left every time you breathe FTMFW what up bad breathing buddy woke up wheezing and coughing, had to use the last bit of my asthma inhaler left over from when I had covid really hoping this is just part of the vaccine working
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Apr 23, 2021 16:59
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I love this new dark mode.
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Apr 23, 2021 17:30
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It's like I'm surfing the internet with shades.
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Apr 23, 2021 17:31
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Armitag3 posted:It's like I'm surfing the internet with shades. Send that email to Sid like he asked you to^
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Apr 23, 2021 17:52
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Email me a pizza roll.
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Apr 23, 2021 17:57
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I agree that dark mode is "Where it is at" as todays hip young people often proclaim.
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Apr 23, 2021 18:43
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Dark mode fucks
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Apr 23, 2021 18:45
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Spinz posted:Send that email to Sid like he asked you to^ ???
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Apr 23, 2021 19:17
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this thread has slowed down too much. first off im going to take some edibles because God told me to and then im going to order something for dinner and then im going to Post
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Apr 23, 2021 21:39
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Sounds like a plan. I'm gonna burg hard after work, garlic fries included. I'll take a pic. Might smoke out late tonight for the first time in awhile
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Apr 23, 2021 21:41
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Aardvark! posted:this thread has slowed down too much. The mods DEMAND more posts! ALL posters bring out your posts forthwith! Any post will do!!!
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Apr 23, 2021 21:41
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Apr 23, 2021 21:45
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Aardvark! posted:this thread has slowed down too much. first off im going to take some edibles because God told me to and then im going to order something for dinner and then im going to Post how's the stabbing pain when you breathe doing? my wheezing and inability to breathe was mostly remedied by my rescue inhaler it's practically out of juice though so I dug around for my prescription and discovered that it expired last month 
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Apr 23, 2021 21:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaaMiTwzsU
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Apr 23, 2021 21:47
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Tip posted:how's the stabbing pain when you breathe doing? i took a nap and when i woke up it was mostly gone 
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Apr 23, 2021 21:48
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learned something cool though, there is now an over the counter rescue inhaler available gonna get that poo poo because having trouble breathing is actually worse than it sounds
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Apr 23, 2021 21:48
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Apr 23, 2021 21:49
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Aardvark! posted:i took a nap and when i woke up it was mostly gone sorry for your lots
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Apr 23, 2021 21:49
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i have no idea what i want for dinner but i haven't ordered out in like a week so i don't even feel bad about doing it  the whole danged world is my oyster, baiskclalym
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Apr 23, 2021 21:50
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Tip posted:learned something cool though, there is now an over the counter rescue inhaler available As much fun as not breathing DOES sound I wish you the best
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Apr 23, 2021 21:51
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Big Beef City posted:As much fun as not breathing DOES sound I wish you the best not breathing is probably awesome it's that part beforehand where you're struggling to breathe that really sucks
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Apr 23, 2021 21:52
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Big Beef City posted:As much fun as not breathing DOES sound I wish you the best
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Apr 23, 2021 21:53
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Aardvark! posted:i have no idea what i want for dinner but i haven't ordered out in like a week so i don't even feel bad about doing it Get italian. Not pizza. Some kinda pasta. Maybe something with peppers and mushrooms in it. Shout "mama mia" to let out some weed smoke as you tear the lid off
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Apr 23, 2021 21:53
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Yeah, make some lasagna and 10 hours from now you can eat it
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Apr 23, 2021 21:54
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i make my lasagna the old fashioned way: buy it frozen
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Apr 23, 2021 21:55
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Aardvark! posted:i make my lasagna the old fashioned way: buy it frozen Sure, but do you add extra cheese on to it
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Apr 23, 2021 21:58
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maybe ill eat a entire rack of ribs
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Apr 23, 2021 22:01
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Sure, but do you add extra cheese on to it i used up all my shaky cheese last night on a frozen french bread pizza. 100% covered in shaky cheese i mean you couldn't see anything else.
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Apr 23, 2021 22:02
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Yeah, make some lasagna and 10 hours from now you can eat it Wow. I clearly meant for delivery but since you are being so rude instead I hope now that you just get Jack in the box and end up with mild gut rot and a vague sense of hopelessness
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Apr 23, 2021 22:03
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Apr 23, 2021 22:07
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I'm in a boat ama
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Apr 23, 2021 22:07
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you know what I hate is that nobody has god damned breadsticks that are actually breadsticks. it's always a god awful sauceless pizza dough
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Apr 23, 2021 22:08
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