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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
good news he's saved and alive now. however... They could not save his rear end. he no longer has an rear end

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Aardvark! posted:

good news he's saved and alive now. however... They could not save his rear end. he no longer has an rear end

They had to use his rear end to reconstruct his face.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
"Doctor, tell me the truth... Will I ever sit again?"

"No lol"

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
its true I was busy a'shitpostin away on my phone and a truck went off the road and hit my rear end and it fell right off and then an eagle swooped down out of nowhere and took off with it and one of the babies looked at me

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Revins posted:

its true I was busy a'shitpostin away on my phone and a truck went off the road and hit my rear end and it fell right off and then an eagle swooped down out of nowhere and took off with it and one of the babies looked at me

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
shoulda worn pants!!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
just kidding who wears pants??

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I hear LAP knows how to work with wood, maybe he can make a prosthetic rear end for you?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I hear LAP knows how to work with wood, maybe he can make a prosthetic rear end for you?

he wasn't talking about crafting things when he said he knows how to work wood

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


RIP that fine set of buttocks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

As Enya's 'who can say where the road goes' plays, i look sadly on that picture of Revins' rear end, wishing I had appreciated it more while it was still attached.

Back then it seemed we would have all the time in the world...

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Is the rear end totally destroyed or just severed?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
eht by an eagle it was!! That eagle is now my white whale. I am... rear end-hab!

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
lol

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I want to order food but I'm broke until my tax return comes in, which is supposed to happen by the 28th. think I'm going to order a mountain of Indian food when it does since I've been wanting some since Aardvark posted about it

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


:lol:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I hear LAP knows how to work with wood, maybe he can make a prosthetic rear end for you?

*thinks about comedic potential of building an rear end with a butt joint*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth




MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


That cat is scanning the sky for your rear end, a good catte.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
The rear end could be almost anywhere in almost any state by now :(

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I skipped a bunch of posts but here I am on page 169

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Cat had a good day yesterday

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

That's a good looking cat.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I'm bored as hell. I was thinking it'd be neat to have a GBS Championship Belt. It'd be open challenge with the challenger proposing the event that will take place, but hopefully nothing too skill intensive, so no 1v1 mid Dota or whatever unless the challenger and champion are knowingly not that experienced in it. If its something like Yahoo Towers (does this still exist?) then thats probably fine. Could also be something where the thread goons could vote on the winner like Write the Best Poem About Furniture.

Has anything like this existed before?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

1 6 9, drat you're fine, suckatomesackittome one more time
get low

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm bored as hell. I was thinking it'd be neat to have a GBS Championship Belt. It'd be open challenge with the challenger proposing the event that will take place, but hopefully nothing too skill intensive, so no 1v1 mid Dota or whatever unless the challenger and champion are knowingly not that experienced in it. If its something like Yahoo Towers (does this still exist?) then thats probably fine. Could also be something where the thread goons could vote on the winner like Write the Best Poem About Furniture.

Has anything like this existed before?

yep it's called "Best Poster in GBS" and I've never relinquished the belt.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm bored as hell. I was thinking it'd be neat to have a GBS Championship Belt. It'd be open challenge with the challenger proposing the event that will take place, but hopefully nothing too skill intensive, so no 1v1 mid Dota or whatever unless the challenger and champion are knowingly not that experienced in it. If its something like Yahoo Towers (does this still exist?) then thats probably fine. Could also be something where the thread goons could vote on the winner like Write the Best Poem About Furniture.

Has anything like this existed before?

Rage, rage against the dying of the light(bulb in the lamp on the dresser)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Are we at p1000 yet?/

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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gently caress it, maybe I'll just drink some whiskey then

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Ratjaculation posted:

Are we at p1000 yet?/

We passed 1000 quite awhile ago, where were you?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

yep it's called "Best Poster in GBS" and I've never relinquished the belt.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
What does the GBS superstar belt look like? I'm guessing leopard print with a double tined bronze buckle.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

While Sensational Sherri distracts the mods, I clobber BBC with a folding chair. The fans are furious, but the mods saw nothing, and have no choice but to name me the new Best Poster in GBS.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



MakaVillian posted:

We passed 1000 quite awhile ago, where were you?

I've been #noposting to build up my fire essence

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Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

yep it's called "Best Poster in GBS" and I've never relinquished the belt.

I’m sorry, the belt you have has a rare typo and was actually issued in recognition of “Best Posture in GBS”.

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