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hbag

sorry fellas cant hear you over the jingling of comical amounts of change in my pockets

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# ? Apr 18, 2021 13:29

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:33

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

hbag posted:

sorry fellas cant hear you over the jingling of comical amounts of change in my pockets

Be the change you want to be. :bananacoin:

# ? Apr 18, 2021 13:39

nut

hi i'm from the philidelphia chronicler, any comment on the billion dollars said to have disappeared from the byob development treasury

# ? Apr 18, 2021 13:45

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

hi I’m from the Boston globe, where did the billion dollars come from? was it ethically sourced? fair trade?

I'm from Boston Market and I would like to know your weight and the last time you gave yourself a dry rub.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 14:25

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

nut posted:

hi i'm from the philidelphia chronicler, any comment on the billion dollars said to have disappeared from the byob development treasury

Jeffrey took it to use as a down payment to hire developers to fix radium's code.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 14:43

Twenty Four

Barking Gecko posted:

Please reconsider spending your money on corn thrones.

what about another corn train?

# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:32

Stoner Sloth

just gonna set up this here diving board, post in the thread and then leap off to swim in the money Scrooge McDuck style without checking cause i'm just gonna assume i've won

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Apr 18, 2021 18:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

You know what they say about assuming. It makes an rear end of both u and me.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 19:04

Prof. Crocodile

Stoner Sloth posted:

just gonna set up this here diving board, post in the thread and then leap off to swim in the money Scrooge McDuck style without checking cause i'm just gonna assume i've won

can�t believe stoner sloth fuckin died

rip to a real one

# ? Apr 18, 2021 23:36

Stoner Sloth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

can�t believe stoner sloth fuckin died

rip to a real one

thanks friend but rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

i do have a really horrible cold though so it kinda feels like it mighta been the better option

# ? Apr 19, 2021 06:48

Goons Are Gifts

goddamn rip SS, I'll pay for your funeral posting party with the money I get from being the last person to post itt

# ? Apr 25, 2021 12:51

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

goddamn rip SS, I'll pay for your funeral posting party with the money I get from being the last person to post itt

thanks friend, your a true posting pal!

# ? Apr 25, 2021 14:15

Prof. Crocodile

stoner sloth ghost ~~riding the whip~~ posting the :rip:

# ? Apr 25, 2021 14:44

Stoner Sloth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

stoner sloth ghost ~~riding the whip~~ posting the

a toast to the ghoast who poastses the moast

# ? Apr 25, 2021 15:35

Twenty Four

*digs a post hole and jams a post in there*

# ? Apr 26, 2021 12:55

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

I will settle for a million.

*smiles modestly*

*strokes "beard"*

*pensive look*

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Apr 26, 2021 13:28

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Uria aalge posted:

I will settle for a million.

*smiles modestly*

*strokes "beard"*

*pensive look*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY

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# ? Apr 26, 2021 14:11

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Rarity posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Apr 26, 2021 16:33

Stoner Sloth

Uria aalge posted:

not to worry, Charlie got the chocolate factory in the end!

# ? Apr 26, 2021 17:03

Jinh

Stoner Sloth posted:

not to worry, Charlie got the chocolate factory in the end!

Wow that's really motivating me to win the billion at the end of this thread now. I'm amped up! Yeahh!

# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:27

Twenty Four

I got the silver ticket

# ? Apr 27, 2021 14:44

Stoner Sloth

Twenty Four posted:

I got the silver ticket

wait, there are tickets?

# ? May 1, 2021 13:59

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

I hope no one told our new friends in C-SPAM about this thread, I hear they don't like billionaires :ohdear:

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# ? May 1, 2021 14:28

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Rarity posted:

I hope no one told our new friends in C-SPAM about this thread, I hear they don't like billionaires

Yeah. It might trigger their bloodlust. :guillotine:

# ? May 1, 2021 14:31

Prof. Crocodile

Hello yes. Is this Crisp and Juicy? Good. I would like to order one billion dollars worth of rotisserie chicken. Where did I get the money? Let's just say I was the last person to post in a certain thread, heh heh.

# ? May 1, 2021 15:26