The 5000 Page Thread: No, go back to the diarrhea

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

OH! You're all out to get me are ya!?
WELL THIS THURSDAY AT CHUCKLEMANIA We'll see who the best poster is. IT'S ME! For all the lurkers at home, for all the little tuggers out there! BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WHATEVER THE HELL THOSE ANIMU THINGS ARE you better believe I'll show part of the WORLD something or other!
HECK YEA WOO

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Big Beef City posted:

OH! You're all out to get me are ya!?
WELL THIS THURSDAY AT CHUCKLEMANIA We'll see who the best poster is. IT'S ME! For all the lurkers at home, for all the little tuggers out there! BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WHATEVER THE HELL THOSE ANIMU THINGS ARE you better believe I'll show part of the WORLD something or other!
HECK YEA WOO

I emerge from underneath the ring and spear bbc during his dumb promo. I then place his posting hand in a steel folding chair and begin climbing to the top rope

# ? Apr 26, 2021 17:47

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

OH! You're all out to get me are ya!?
WELL THIS THURSDAY AT CHUCKLEMANIA We'll see who the best poster is. IT'S ME! For all the lurkers at home, for all the little tuggers out there! BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WHATEVER THE HELL THOSE ANIMU THINGS ARE you better believe I'll show part of the WORLD something or other!
HECK YEA WOO

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# ? Apr 26, 2021 17:50

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

I activated my chakra and now I'm going to Naruto school. Thanks a lot, jackasses.

Stop messaging me to use sexy clone jutsu and come over to relax with some overcooked steaks and White Claws.

You know who you are.

# ? Apr 26, 2021 17:52

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Internetjack posted:

What does the GBS superstar belt look like? I'm guessing leopard print with a double tined bronze buckle.

actually its a piece of rope someone found behind a dumpster

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:13

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

it smells of fried chicken though so theres that

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:14

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I took the belt from BBC and his pants fell down and then I took his pants and poo poo in them!

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:27

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I come down the ramp from backstage driving a cum truck and proceed to hose you all down with cum

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:35

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I took the belt from BBC and his pants fell down and then I took his pants and poo poo in them!

I angrily struggle to tear my own, poo poo filled pants in half like a phone book back stage, steaming mad at them for betraying me like this. My bare rear end glowing red-hot with rage.

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:41

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Armitag3 posted:

I come down the ramp from backstage driving a cum truck and proceed to hose you all down with cum

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# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:44

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Armitag3 posted:

I come down the ramp from backstage driving a cum truck and proceed to hose you all down with cum

I knew I shouldn't have worn pants.

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:44

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Armitag3 posted:

I come down the ramp from backstage driving a cum truck and proceed to hose you all down with cum

Not again

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:50

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Internetjack posted:

What does the GBS superstar belt look like? I'm guessing leopard print with a double tined bronze buckle.

You are very smart person. :smuggo:

# ? Apr 26, 2021 19:50

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

# ? Apr 27, 2021 00:30

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Just remember this, everygoon: there are people out there for whom the works of HP Lovecraft are spank stories.

# ? Apr 27, 2021 00:48

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

2 mig-go's, 1 brain cylinder

# ? Apr 27, 2021 00:50

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

I sleep nude

# ? Apr 27, 2021 00:55

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Just remember this, everygoon: there are people out there for whom the works of HP Lovecraft are spank stories.

# ? Apr 27, 2021 01:00

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Meme Poker Party posted:

Stop, you're making me oarny

# ? Apr 27, 2021 01:05

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Well I'll say this: unlike the other monster girls, this one definitely has a vagina--albeit one with teeth and a tongue.

# ? Apr 27, 2021 01:08

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Stop, you're making me oarny

Whatever rows your boat!

# ? Apr 27, 2021 01:25

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

I'm about to eat a whole frozen pizza (its a thin one its like 1000 calories) because I've barely eaten all day and am famished

# ? Apr 27, 2021 01:29

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I've been logging everything that I eat because I want to lose 10 pounds in the next 5 weeks

gonna be fully vaccinated and sexy as gently caress in june

# ? Apr 27, 2021 01:32