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numberoneposter posted:gas station coffee This is completely what I do like there's a 7-Eleven close to my house and in the morning it's all the landscaping construction worker guys so you know the poo poo is good. I think that monster stuff is super bad for you isn't it, all energy drinks? And hell yes I'm the sniper goddess it can't be a coincidence
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I want to buy a couple vending machines, fill them with nothing but monster energy drinks, and set them up right outside of construction sites. ITS FREE MONEY 
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Apr 26, 2021 20:22
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1redflag posted:I want to buy a couple vending machines, fill them with nothing but monster energy drinks, and set them up right outside of construction sites. ITS FREE MONEY Are they doing esports in there or something?
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Apr 26, 2021 20:28
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numberoneposter posted:shove the BAWLS up your butt BOOYAH!!!
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Apr 26, 2021 20:28
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Armitag3 posted:Are they doing esports in there or something?
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Apr 26, 2021 20:37
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The poster who said bang unicorn tastes like cream soda is wrong. It tastes exactly like the hard candy “nerds”. I can never handle more than a few sips. Love monster rehabs tho E: maybe that was about the bday cake. It’s weird, the bang birthday cake tastes a lot like birthday cake but just like the unicorn flavor, it’s so sweet I can only have a little because I’m old best bale fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Apr 26, 2021 |
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Apr 26, 2021 21:15
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Look at all you loving youngsters. Back in my day we had one energy drink. 
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Apr 26, 2021 22:15
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Sort of like how we now know that leaded gasoline fumes and asbestos blankets and mercury fillings are SUPER poisonous and lead to all sorts of hosed up cancers and brain damage. Does anyone really think energy drinks won't be one of those things in ten years that we look back on and say "holy poo poo I can't believe people put that into their bodies, that sure explains a lot"
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Apr 26, 2021 22:27
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I alternate between White and Orange ultra monsters as those are the two that can be purchased in larger quantities and are also the best flavors
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Apr 26, 2021 22:33
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I liked the dragon tea monsters but the stores I go to stopped carrying them 
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Apr 26, 2021 22:34
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Sort of like how we now know that leaded gasoline fumes and asbestos blankets and mercury fillings are SUPER poisonous and lead to all sorts of hosed up cancers and brain damage. Does anyone really think energy drinks won't be one of those things in ten years that we look back on and say "holy poo poo I can't believe people put that into their bodies, that sure explains a lot" No, why would you say that? Our bottled beverages hold only the most beneficient rays to give you that extra boost. 
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Apr 26, 2021 22:36
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Chinatown posted:Monster Ultra line of flavors owns bones. The white (is that grapefruit? It tastes grapefruity), red and blue ones are good but the watermelon one reminds me of drinking watermelon 4Loko years ago and it makes my brain just go “POISON!!!” and I can’t get more than a few sips in. When I worked construction safety I lived off those first three though, by Saturday I’d be on three before noon to try to stay awake.
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Apr 26, 2021 22:40
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My store pulled bawls and it's sad
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Apr 26, 2021 22:45
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Last time I drank energy drinks with any regularity I was a dumbass college student and they were mostly white no sugar monsters. Now I've moved on to bottom shelf instant coffee  It's black bitter stain is very appropriate.
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Apr 26, 2021 22:49
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I do drink coffee these days, but sometimes a piss tallboy is just what the body needs.
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Apr 26, 2021 22:52
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Armitag3 posted:I do drink coffee these days, but sometimes a piss tallboy is just what the body needs. yeah
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Apr 26, 2021 22:54
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Chinatown posted:Monster Ultra 
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Apr 26, 2021 23:02
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I like the 20 oz sugar free redbulls. It’s all in my head but those things get me going way better than anything else because they have that weird chemical medicine taste.
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Apr 26, 2021 23:07
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Chinatown posted:Monster Ultra line of flavors owns bones. Everything else is decent but Sunrise is the undisputed champ. Like a jacked up Sunkist.
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Apr 26, 2021 23:15
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I just have a big jar of caffeine pills. It's a way less gross high than taurine, plus I don't want to drink whatever the heck else is in those things.
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Apr 26, 2021 23:35
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Guayaki Yerba Mate mint gang
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Apr 26, 2021 23:36
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I like the wide mouth Monster Energy mega size because they're perfect for placing your cock head right into the can and taking a piss into after a particularly long gamer sesh and they don't spill thanks to the screw-on cap! also Rockstar is owned by Mike Savage's son, so they're a chud company
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Apr 26, 2021 23:39
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The Sheriff Jake posted:Guayaki Yerba Mate mint gang Hell yeah.
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Apr 26, 2021 23:42
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anyone else say "yerba, mate" like an australian?
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Apr 26, 2021 23:43
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numberoneposter posted:anyone else say "yerba, mate" like an australian? Yer mom all day. 
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Apr 26, 2021 23:48
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Archer666 posted:
I got the red one more than a decade ago, it was one of the worst things I have ever ingested.
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Apr 26, 2021 23:49
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The Sheriff Jake posted:Guayaki Yerba Mate mint gang Yes but berry
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Apr 26, 2021 23:54
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The Sheriff Jake posted:Guayaki Yerba Mate mint gang the first time i got this it tasted like gum to me. but now i like it
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Apr 27, 2021 00:02
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Mozi posted:the first time i got this it tasted like gum to me. but now i like it thats because you couldnt get enough of that delicious gum flavor
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AHH F/UGH posted:I like the wide mouth Monster Energy mega size because they're perfect for placing your cock head right into the can and taking a piss into after a particularly long gamer sesh and they don't spill thanks to the screw-on cap! Where's the compressed gas canister version of this where you can just strap a mask onto your face and play League of Legends for 36 hours straight.
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Apr 27, 2021 00:09
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Mozi posted:the first time i got this it tasted like gum to me. but now i like it
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Apr 27, 2021 00:10
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I will say this, they taste loving terrible and their ads are obnoxious rear end in a top hat garbage made by and for pretentious poo poo-people... but 5-Hour Energy shots loving work. At least the extra strength ones do. They don’t give you any pep, but they wake you the gently caress up.
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Apr 27, 2021 00:13
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 Big decisions at the kroger today folks grabbed a 4 pack of ultra fiesta
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Apr 27, 2021 00:21
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Aardvark! posted:thats because you couldnt get enough of that delicious gum flavor i'm a big gummy boy
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Apr 27, 2021 00:22
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Armitag3 posted:Where's the compressed gas canister version of this where you can just strap a mask onto your face and play League of Legends for 36 hours straight. That is self harm
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Apr 27, 2021 00:23
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beggar posted:
 ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Go on, big boy, fit as many of them as you can inside you pockets. You got two arms, don't you?
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Apr 27, 2021 00:26
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This ones for the Operation Iraqi Freedom homies. I remember everyone thought it had nicotine in them.
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Apr 27, 2021 00:58
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anyone else experienced a plastic pail full of thai redbull and a poo poo load of thai whiskey at the full moon party???
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Apr 27, 2021 01:03
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My son goes to community college and if you have money left in your cafeteria account at the end of the year you are poo poo out of luck, you can’t get a refund. With one exception.....you can get six packs of Monster at the low low price of $1 a can. This makes no sense to me.
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Sippin on a Bang "Key Lime Pie" energy drink right now. It's like a dessert in a can that is also a liquid. It does indeed taste like the jello key lime pie that people bring to a work potluck.
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