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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Ahh, yes. Super foods.

I can almost imagine that all working as a sort of sad satay sauce.

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Iron Crowned posted:

I've seen some disgusting food in these threads, but this is the first thing to just make me frown. It's a full sorrowful frown of disgust and pity for anyone who would not only think this is good food, but would want to eat it.

It's just shameful.

i used to do this because tortillas were cheaper than bread, although mine was just PB and honey.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
I can just barely make sense of it if there was no mayo. I can see it as a weird portable pb&j with some chia seeds for protein/whatever and some sriracha for a kick but the mayo just throws me off. Maybe we can chalk that up to whatever pills are in the upper left corner.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I think this guy is probably the top weird fruit youtuber if that's what you wanna learn about.


I think I tried posting this multiple times and nobody seemed to care. Like even aside from the conceptual disgust from eating fish jizz, it's just so gooey and gross looking.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Fish jizz fish jizz
Creamy dreamy fish jizz
Fizz jizz fish jizz
Eat it up yum!

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Please, they are fish balls filled with jizz.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

zedprime posted:

Please, they are fish balls filled with jizz.

Jizz is stored in the...

...
...balls...?

That doesn’t sound right.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Jizz is stored in the...

...
...balls...?

That doesn’t sound right.
It's a seasonal thing. Once a year fish finish peeing so they can store their jizz in their balls during the long trip back to their spawn point.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Fruits of the sea posted:

I can strongly recommend SAC juice, which is tiny cans of mandarin juice filled with unbroken juice sacks from the mandarins. I have no idea how they separate the juice sacks and I'm not sure I want to know. It is very cheap, tasty and squishy. They pop in the mouth like little mini gushers.

Struggling to find a good picture, so here's a youtube of somebody being grossed out by the SACKS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAwbkSIW6ZY

There's this Japanese drink that's mandarin juice with pulp and it's INSANELY good, especially straight from the fridge first thing in the morning when you're a little bit dehydrated.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

SlothfulCobra posted:

I think I tried posting this multiple times and nobody seemed to care. Like even aside from the conceptual disgust from eating fish jizz, it's just so gooey and gross looking.

I had it once and was incredibly underwhelmed. It was definitely creamy, but absolutely tasteless and just sort of something I ate to get it out of the way and be polite. I'd eat it again without complaint, but I wouldn't order it.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
no such thing as fish reproductive anything thats not good w/o liberal amounts of salt and milt is no exception

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

that explains the antidepressants in the background

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Otana posted:

I had it once and was incredibly underwhelmed. It was definitely creamy, but absolutely tasteless and just sort of something I ate to get it out of the way and be polite. I'd eat it again without complaint, but I wouldn't order it.

Yeah, it's just kind of a nothing food. The thing that most misses the reputation is fugu. Tilapia is complex and full flavored by comparison. Literally zero reason to ever eat that poo poo.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1386775840915169285?s=21

Oh cool, guessI found what I'll be force-fed nightly when I die and go to Hell.

motoh
Oct 16, 2012

The clack of a light autocannon going off is just how you know everything's alright.
Edit: nvm, cant make it work

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Fuckin pimento obsessed rear end motherfuckers

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Fruits of the sea posted:

I can strongly recommend SAC juice, which is tiny cans of mandarin juice filled with unbroken juice sacks from the mandarins. I have no idea how they separate the juice sacks and I'm not sure I want to know. It is very cheap, tasty and squishy. They pop in the mouth like little mini gushers.


The membranes that hold the pips in are just pectin, so you can dissolve it p easily with enzymes

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Data Graham posted:

Fuckin pimento obsessed rear end motherfuckers

It's the caviar of the south

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah, it's just kind of a nothing food. The thing that most misses the reputation is fugu. Tilapia is complex and full flavored by comparison. Literally zero reason to ever eat that poo poo.

I thought the poison was supposed to have an interesting tingle to it. Or maybe poison is an acquired taste?

Of course, a lot of top foods and delicacies of the elite are prized not because they're all that tasty but because they're rare and expensive and hard to get. Maybe more fancy foods should come with a risk of death instead of just a risk of making the species it comes from extinct.

I know I've heard that shark fin soup is legendarily bland and underwhelming as well.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


SlothfulCobra posted:

I thought the poison was supposed to have an interesting tingle to it. Or maybe poison is an acquired taste?

No tingle, no nothing. Total waste of time.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Fugu isn't a "big" thing because it tastes good or anything, it's just because it will kill you if prepared wrong. It's purely for rich idiots who want to feel like ~daredevils~.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
if you want the tingle and dont wanna die you have to have the raw skin

which is illegal to have lol

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Schubalts posted:

Fugu isn't a "big" thing because it tastes good or anything, it's just because it will kill you if prepared wrong. It's purely for rich idiots who want to feel like ~daredevils~.

When I had it, it was given to us by Korean bosses and after we started eating, they laughed and told us it was blowfish and we could've died. Good times. Nobody died, they just wasted their money buying us bad fish.

This was also the lunch where they tried to gross out the foreigners by ordering sannakji, but we all just ate and liked it while they looked at us like we were psychos and wouldn't touch it.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
sannakji is great, you have to hurry tho or it stops moving

overall tho there is an entire genre of food in east asia that i like to call expense account food.

that poo poo has died out outside of specific places in the big cities in the usa cuz the restaurants dont go in for expense account gimmicks and theyre way better about expense fuckery in america (and the expensed food is just what peeps want to eat in america anyways) but its expense account land in china japan and korea, used as a tool for dickwavin

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

bob dobbs is dead posted:

sannakji is great, you have to hurry tho or it stops moving

overall tho there is an entire genre of food in east asia that i like to call expense account food.

that poo poo has died out outside of specific places in the big cities in the usa cuz the restaurants dont go in for expense account gimmicks and theyre way better about expense fuckery in america (and the expensed food is just what peeps want to eat in america anyways) but its expense account land in china japan and korea, used as a tool for dickwavin

PYF Anti-Food Porn thread: you have to hurry or it stops moving

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008



From GWS. I'm sure the ribs were delicious, but this reminds me of photos from a game camera setup on a carcass. :eyepop:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
there was a place i used to go w my dad whose schtick was they had slightly larger octopus chopped finer so it wouldnt stop moving in 3 minutes, more like 10

but its deffo a 5 minute hurry and eat it food

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah, it's just kind of a nothing food. The thing that most misses the reputation is fugu. Tilapia is complex and full flavored by comparison. Literally zero reason to ever eat that poo poo.

Apparently it was actually fugu shirako that I had (it was some huge pre-ordered banquet as part of a business event so everything came out with zero explanation) so it was especially underwhelming. It came as part of a soup which was delicious, but apparently my buddy took one look and refused to eat it, and I did notice she got a filthy look from the waiter when he cleared the notably full bowl from the table.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Ch ch ch chia!

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Otana posted:

it was some huge pre-ordered banquet as part of a business event so everything came out with zero explanation

there you have it lol

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Cross-posting from the Cursed Images thread.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

rydiafan posted:

Cross-posting from the Cursed Images thread.

Grill the hot dogs and gently caress yes I would eat that. I would eat three of them.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Cheapin' out on the pickles. Smdh

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Fartington Butts posted:

Cheapin' out on the pickles. Smdh

You know, I swear everybody is. My local dog restaurant I've had to start asking for sides of pickles with my order, they used to just toss one in per dog. Eventually they'll probably have a price, 2.50 for three (3) pickles.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

rydiafan posted:

Cross-posting from the Cursed Images thread.

The biggest crime here is the cold dog straight from the packet :(

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

"Hop in, water's fine"

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Have a sip

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Fish jizz fish jizz
Creamy dreamy fish jizz
Fizz jizz fish jizz
Eat it up yum!

In the morning, laughing at the fish jizz.
In the evening, floating in your soup.

(Occasionally I can almost convince myself I imagined the existence of that song.)

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Cartoon Man posted:



Ch ch ch chia!

Oh poo poo I hear a clicker!

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