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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
My supernova hot take is sausage rolls are not that good, friendship ended with sausage rolls, now bacon and cheese pasty is my friend. (I actually only go for the chicken and bacon salad sammich)

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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Weirdly sweaty and room temp describes most things in Gregg's, including the customers.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Weirdly sweaty and room temp describes most things in Gregg's, including the customers.

Please don't doxx me

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

feedmegin posted:

I don't get why the saltiness level is so important in those reviews. You're going to be cooking with them. If there's not enough salt in your dish, you should be tasting it and adding more anyway!

you should be aiming to get things, like the saltiness of your tinned tomatoes, right first time imho. Rather than correcting the problem later with extra salt. I mean, the problem is now which brand of salt do you buy? Compounding these problems too far can lead to total paralysis.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Galewolf posted:

My supernova hot take is sausage rolls are not that good, friendship ended with sausage rolls, now bacon and cheese pasty is my friend. (I actually only go for the chicken and bacon salad sammich)

Agreed. Sausage rolls are never good

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You should use only the finest salt curated by the salt sommelier of F&M and matched to your body's preferred balance of trace minerals.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

weirdly sweaty and room temp

a tad small individually

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I like salt and eat too much of it probably

raw

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I thought I didn’t like greggs sausage rolls but then I discovered it was that the old place in Chesterfield used to unwrap a cold pack and put them on the hot plate, and that anywhere else they are actually OK.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Oh
Oh baby
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen to this
Spy on me baby, you a satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight (and I love the way you fight)
Now you found the secret code I use
To wash away my lonely blues
So I can't deny or lie 'cause you're
The only one to make me fly
Sex arse, sex arse you're a sex arse (yeah)
You can give it to me, when I need to come along (gimme something)
Sex arse, sex arse you're my sex arse
And baby you can turn me on
Baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I know you do
Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm (no)
This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite
Love struck, holding you tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, although you know
The route to go to sex me slow (slow baby)
And yes, I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse (yeah)
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse (ah-huh sex arse)
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse (huh)
And baby you can turn me on (hahaha)
You can give me more and more counting, up the score (yeah)
You can turn me upside down and inside out
You can make me feel the real deal (ah-huh)
And I can give it to you any time because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
Sex arse
Oh baby
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse
And you can give it to me, when I need to be turned on
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby you can turn me on (ooh)
Baby you can turn me on (ooh)
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

There's a deli place near my office that does nice chili sausage rolls. The pork is as thick as a baby's arm and the pastry is never greasy.

Gregg's are on par with the rolls you get at a garage hot food counter. Edible if you're hungry, but not particularly enjoyable.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Always remember the time I passed a couple walking down a deserted street holding their costa coffee cups and greggs bags complaining about the boarded up shops

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
some sausage rolls are gip on toast and you never know when you might get one so youre sort of in a state of schrodingers proto gip and it can be hard to actually taste the sausage roll for what it is. Like getting a bad quaver makes the whole brand just not worth the risk.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dogatron posted:

Now we have pissed off the local drug dealer, but he is a short fat bloke with a goatee beard so I feel quite safe from Pablo Escobar style retribution.
Pablo Escobar of course a famously tall, slim, clean-shaven man.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

Always remember the time I passed a couple walking down a deserted street holding their costa coffee cups and greggs bags complaining about the boarded up shops

Maybe if some shops were open they wouldn't have to subject themselves to costa and greggs

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
what is gip

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account?

You work with Dogatron's wife?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account?

Maybe if you were a bit quieter you wouldn't have gotten narced on

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Gasmask posted:

what is gip

gip
A Yorkshire term meaning to wretch. Outsiders often assume it means to vomit, but gipping is only a precursor to vomiting and vomiting does not necessarily ensue.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Should I call the cops on the middle school kids playing outside during recess and being all happy and full of energy?????

Trick question, already reported :smuggo:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Galewolf posted:

Should I call the cops on the middle school kids playing outside during recess and being all happy and full of energy?????

Trick question, already reported :smuggo:

TJ had it coming

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Ratjaculation posted:

Oh
Oh baby
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen to this
Spy on me baby, you a satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight (and I love the way you fight)
Now you found the secret code I use
To wash away my lonely blues
So I can't deny or lie 'cause you're
The only one to make me fly
Sex arse, sex arse you're a sex arse (yeah)
You can give it to me, when I need to come along (gimme something)
Sex arse, sex arse you're my sex arse
And baby you can turn me on
Baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I know you do
Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm (no)
This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite
Love struck, holding you tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, although you know
The route to go to sex me slow (slow baby)
And yes, I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse (yeah)
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse (ah-huh sex arse)
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse (huh)
And baby you can turn me on (hahaha)
You can give me more and more counting, up the score (yeah)
You can turn me upside down and inside out
You can make me feel the real deal (ah-huh)
And I can give it to you any time because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
Sex arse
Oh baby
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse
And you can give it to me, when I need to be turned on
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my sex arse
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby you can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby you can turn me on (ooh)
Baby you can turn me on (ooh)
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on

Oh
Oh baby 🤱
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen 👂 to this
Spy 🕵️ on me baby, 🐣 you 🤟 a satellite 📡
Infrared to see 🙈🙈🙈 me move through the 🤘 night 🌉
Aim, gonna fire, 📛 shoot 💫 me right 🗯️
I'm gonna like 👬 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight 🥊 (and I 😊 love 😗 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight)
Now you 🤟😀 found the 🤣 secret ㊙️ code I 😀 use
To wash away 💨 my 😊 lonely blues 🈳
So 🆘🆘🆘 I 😊 can't deny ❎ or lie 🤥 'cause you're
The 🤘🤘🤘 only one 🕜 to make me fly 🐦
Sex arse, sex arse you're a sex arse (yeah)
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to come along (gimme something)
Sex arse, sex arse you're my 😊 sex arse
And baby 🐤 you 😀😀😀 can turn me on
Baby 🐤 you 😀 can turn me on
You 😊 know what 😦 you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I 😀 know you 😀😊 do
Now don't get 🉐 me wrong, ain't gonna do you 😊 no 🔞 harm (no)
This bomb's 💣 for 🈺 lovin' and you 😊 can shoot 🌠 it far
I'm your main target 🎯 come and help 🆘 me ignite
Love 💜💛 struck, 🤩 holding 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 you 😀 tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, 💣 although you 🤟 know
The 🤣 route to go to sex me slow 🐌 (slow baby)
And yes, 🉑 I 😀 must react to claims 🛄 of those
Who say 🗣️ that you 😊 are 👉 not ⏳ all that
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😀 need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse (yeah)
And baby 🍼 you 😊😀 can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse (ah-huh ❔😕 sex arse)
You 🤟 can give it to me, when I 😀😀😀 need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😊 sex arse (huh)
And baby 🐤🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (hahaha)
You 🤟 can give me more ➕ and more ➕ counting, up the 🤣 score 🎵 (yeah)
You 🤟 can turn me upside 🙃 down ↕️🙃↘️ and inside out 😵
You 😊 can make me feel the 🤘 real deal (ah-huh)
And I 😊 can give it to you 🤟 any time 🕒 because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
Sex arse
Oh baby 👼
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse
And you 😊🤟 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to be turned on
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😊 sex arse
And baby 👶👩‍🍼 you 🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby 👶 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🐥👩‍🍼 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby 🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🚼🚼🚼 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 🐤 you 🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 👩‍🍼 you 😀 can turn me on
Well baby 🍼 you 😊 can turn me on

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Looke posted:

Oh
Oh baby 🤱
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen 👂 to this
Spy 🕵️ on me baby, 🐣 you 🤟 a satellite 📡
Infrared to see 🙈🙈🙈 me move through the 🤘 night 🌉
Aim, gonna fire, 📛 shoot 💫 me right 🗯️
I'm gonna like 👬 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight 🥊 (and I 😊 love 😗 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight)
Now you 🤟😀 found the 🤣 secret ㊙️ code I 😀 use
To wash away 💨 my 😊 lonely blues 🈳
So 🆘🆘🆘 I 😊 can't deny ❎ or lie 🤥 'cause you're
The 🤘🤘🤘 only one 🕜 to make me fly 🐦
Sex arse, sex arse you're a sex arse (yeah)
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to come along (gimme something)
Sex arse, sex arse you're my 😊 sex arse
And baby 🐤 you 😀😀😀 can turn me on
Baby 🐤 you 😀 can turn me on
You 😊 know what 😦 you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I 😀 know you 😀😊 do
Now don't get 🉐 me wrong, ain't gonna do you 😊 no 🔞 harm (no)
This bomb's 💣 for 🈺 lovin' and you 😊 can shoot 🌠 it far
I'm your main target 🎯 come and help 🆘 me ignite
Love 💜💛 struck, 🤩 holding 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 you 😀 tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, 💣 although you 🤟 know
The 🤣 route to go to sex me slow 🐌 (slow baby)
And yes, 🉑 I 😀 must react to claims 🛄 of those
Who say 🗣️ that you 😊 are 👉 not ⏳ all that
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😀 need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse (yeah)
And baby 🍼 you 😊😀 can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse (ah-huh ❔😕 sex arse)
You 🤟 can give it to me, when I 😀😀😀 need to come along
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😊 sex arse (huh)
And baby 🐤🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (hahaha)
You 🤟 can give me more ➕ and more ➕ counting, up the 🤣 score 🎵 (yeah)
You 🤟 can turn me upside 🙃 down ↕️🙃↘️ and inside out 😵
You 😊 can make me feel the 🤘 real deal (ah-huh)
And I 😊 can give it to you 🤟 any time 🕒 because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
Sex arse
Oh baby 👼
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse
And you 😊🤟 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to be turned on
Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😊 sex arse
And baby 👶👩‍🍼 you 🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby 👶 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🐥👩‍🍼 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby 🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🚼🚼🚼 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 🐤 you 🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 👩‍🍼 you 😀 can turn me on
Well baby 🍼 you 😊 can turn me on

Oh
Oh baby 🤱
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen 👂 to this
Spy 🕵️ on me baby, 🐣 you 🤟 a satellite 📡
Infrared to see 🙈🙈🙈 me move through the 🤘 night 🌉
Aim, gonna fire, 📛 shoot 💫 me right 🗯️
I'm gonna like 👬 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight 🥊 (and I 😊 love 😗 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight)
Now you 🤟😀 found the 🤣 secret ㊙️ code I 😀 use
To wash away 💨 my 😊 lonely blues 🈳
So 🆘🆘🆘 I 😊 can't deny ❎ or lie 🤥 'cause you're
The 🤘🤘🤘 only one 🕜 to make me fly 🐦
:sexarse:, :sexarse: you're a :sexarse: (yeah)
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to come along (gimme something)
:sexarse:, :sexarse: you're my 😊 :sexarse:
And baby 🐤 you 😀😀😀 can turn me on
Baby 🐤 you 😀 can turn me on
You 😊 know what 😦 you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I 😀 know you 😀😊 do
Now don't get 🉐 me wrong, ain't gonna do you 😊 no 🔞 harm (no)
This bomb's 💣 for 🈺 lovin' and you 😊 can shoot 🌠 it far
I'm your main target 🎯 come and help 🆘 me ignite
Love 💜💛 struck, 🤩 holding 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 you 😀 tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, 💣 although you 🤟 know
The 🤣 route to go to sex me slow 🐌 (slow baby)
And yes, 🉑 I 😀 must react to claims 🛄 of those
Who say 🗣️ that you 😊 are 👉 not ⏳ all that
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse:
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😀 need to come along
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse: (yeah)
And baby 🍼 you 😊😀 can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse: (ah-huh ❔😕 :sexarse:)
You 🤟 can give it to me, when I 😀😀😀 need to come along
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😊 :sexarse: (huh)
And baby 🐤🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (hahaha)
You 🤟 can give me more ➕ and more ➕ counting, up the 🤣 score 🎵 (yeah)
You 🤟 can turn me upside 🙃 down ↕️🙃↘️ and inside out 😵
You 😊 can make me feel the 🤘 real deal (ah-huh)
And I 😊 can give it to you 🤟 any time 🕒 because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
:sexarse:
Oh baby 👼
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse:
And you 😊🤟 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to be turned on
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😊 :sexarse:
And baby 👶👩‍🍼 you 🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby 👶 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🐥👩‍🍼 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby 🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🚼🚼🚼 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 🐤 you 🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 👩‍🍼 you 😀 can turn me on
Well baby 🍼 you 😊 can turn me on

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Ratjaculation posted:

Oh
Oh baby 🤱
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen 👂 to this
Spy 🕵️ on me baby, 🐣 you 🤟 a satellite 📡
Infrared to see 🙈🙈🙈 me move through the 🤘 night 🌉
Aim, gonna fire, 📛 shoot 💫 me right 🗯️
I'm gonna like 👬 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight 🥊 (and I 😊 love 😗 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight)
Now you 🤟😀 found the 🤣 secret ㊙️ code I 😀 use
To wash away 💨 my 😊 lonely blues 🈳
So 🆘🆘🆘 I 😊 can't deny ❎ or lie 🤥 'cause you're
The 🤘🤘🤘 only one 🕜 to make me fly 🐦
:sexarse:, :sexarse: you're a :sexarse: (yeah)
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to come along (gimme something)
:sexarse:, :sexarse: you're my 😊 :sexarse:
And baby 🐤 you 😀😀😀 can turn me on
Baby 🐤 you 😀 can turn me on
You 😊 know what 😦 you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I 😀 know you 😀😊 do
Now don't get 🉐 me wrong, ain't gonna do you 😊 no 🔞 harm (no)
This bomb's 💣 for 🈺 lovin' and you 😊 can shoot 🌠 it far
I'm your main target 🎯 come and help 🆘 me ignite
Love 💜💛 struck, 🤩 holding 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 you 😀 tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, 💣 although you 🤟 know
The 🤣 route to go to sex me slow 🐌 (slow baby)
And yes, 🉑 I 😀 must react to claims 🛄 of those
Who say 🗣️ that you 😊 are 👉 not ⏳ all that
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse:
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😀 need to come along
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse: (yeah)
And baby 🍼 you 😊😀 can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse: (ah-huh ❔😕 :sexarse:)
You 🤟 can give it to me, when I 😀😀😀 need to come along
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😊 :sexarse: (huh)
And baby 🐤🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (hahaha)
You 🤟 can give me more ➕ and more ➕ counting, up the 🤣 score 🎵 (yeah)
You 🤟 can turn me upside 🙃 down ↕️🙃↘️ and inside out 😵
You 😊 can make me feel the 🤘 real deal (ah-huh)
And I 😊 can give it to you 🤟 any time 🕒 because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
:sexarse:
Oh baby 👼
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse:
And you 😊🤟 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to be turned on
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😊 :sexarse:
And baby 👶👩‍🍼 you 🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby 👶 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🐥👩‍🍼 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby 🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🚼🚼🚼 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 🐤 you 🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 👩‍🍼 you 😀 can turn me on
Well baby 🍼 you 😊 can turn me on

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

It's like reading a text from my kid

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account?

Back when I worked in a big office, this girl put some toast on in the kitchen, then went off to do something else. The toast burned and set the fire alarms off and the entire 14 storey building had to be evacuated. A stern email was subsequently sent around about how setting your toast on fire was Not Allowed.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

Oh
Oh baby 🤱
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen 👂 to this
Spy 🕵️ on me baby, 🐣 you 🤟 a satellite 📡
Infrared to see 🙈🙈🙈 me move through the 🤘 night 🌉
Aim, gonna fire, 📛 shoot 💫 me right 🗯️
I'm gonna like 👬 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight 🥊 (and I 😊 love 😗 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight)
Now you 🤟😀 found the 🤣 secret ㊙️ code I 😀 use
To wash away 💨 my 😊 lonely blues 🈳
So 🆘🆘🆘 I 😊 can't deny ❎ or lie 🤥 'cause you're
The 🤘🤘🤘 only one 🕜 to make me fly 🐦
:sexarse:, :sexarse: you're a :sexarse: (yeah)
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to come along (gimme something)
:sexarse:, :sexarse: you're my 😊 :sexarse:
And baby 🐤 you 😀😀😀 can turn me on
Baby 🐤 you 😀 can turn me on
You 😊 know what 😦 you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I 😀 know you 😀😊 do
Now don't get 🉐 me wrong, ain't gonna do you 😊 no 🔞 harm (no)
This bomb's 💣 for 🈺 lovin' and you 😊 can shoot 🌠 it far
I'm your main target 🎯 come and help 🆘 me ignite
Love 💜💛 struck, 🤩 holding 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 you 😀 tight (hold me tight darlin')
Make me explode, 💣 although you 🤟 know
The 🤣 route to go to sex me slow 🐌 (slow baby)
And yes, 🉑 I 😀 must react to claims 🛄 of those
Who say 🗣️ that you 😊 are 👉 not ⏳ all that
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse:
You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😀 need to come along
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse: (yeah)
And baby 🍼 you 😊😀 can turn me on (turn me on darlin')
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse: (ah-huh ❔😕 :sexarse:)
You 🤟 can give it to me, when I 😀😀😀 need to come along
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😊 :sexarse: (huh)
And baby 🐤🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (hahaha)
You 🤟 can give me more ➕ and more ➕ counting, up the 🤣 score 🎵 (yeah)
You 🤟 can turn me upside 🙃 down ↕️🙃↘️ and inside out 😵
You 😊 can make me feel the 🤘 real deal (ah-huh)
And I 😊 can give it to you 🤟 any time 🕒 because you're mine (ow!)
Ouch!
:sexarse:
Oh baby 👼
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😀 :sexarse:
And you 😊🤟 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to be turned on
:sexarse:, :sexarse:, you're my 😊 :sexarse:
And baby 👶👩‍🍼 you 🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
And baby 👶 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🐥👩‍🍼 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Ooh baby 🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on)
Baby 🚼🚼🚼 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 🐤 you 🤟 can turn me on (ooh)
Baby 👩‍🍼 you 😀 can turn me on
Well baby 🍼 you 😊 can turn me on
This is my jam

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Wtf kind of toaster lasts long enough to do that

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

:eyepop:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Jose posted:

Wtf kind of toaster lasts long enough to do that

Some you can set to go on forever, for doing steak I guess

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Sudden Javelin posted:

Time for the important conversations

What do you do with the foil lid cover thing that butter comes with? Peel it back when you're using it then re-cover or rip the fucker off and bin it because the actual lid is sufficient?

It goes in the bin immediately. Same as yoghurt foil lids.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
A guy i knew in high school once tried to make toast in the oven but he was really high and fell asleep and toast caught fire and the kitchen caught fire and his house burned down and he died. If only someone called the cops on him for doing drugs he'd still be alive (but in jail)

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Steakandchips posted:

It goes in the bin immediately. Same as yoghurt foil lids.

feeling vindicated by this being the general consensus. Too many times have I gone to the new tub of Lurpak to find my partner has been in there already and left the foil on. The bloody deviant

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Steakandchips posted:

It goes in the bin immediately. Same as yoghurt foil lids.

Wrong

Yogurts don't come with the little plastic clippy on lids anymore so they need some.covering should they not be tainted by whatever monstrosity my housemates have stunk out the fridge with

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sudden Javelin posted:

feeling vindicated by this being the general consensus. Too many times have I gone to the new tub of Lurpak to find my partner has been in there already and left the foil on. The bloody deviant

Buy real butter that is entirely covered by foil

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

Wrong

Yogurts don't come with the little plastic clippy on lids anymore so they need some.covering should they not be tainted by whatever monstrosity my housemates have stunk out the fridge with

lol if you don't eat an entire 500ml tub of Onken fruit yoghurt at once

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Pistol_Pete posted:

Back when I worked in a big office, this girl put some toast on in the kitchen, then went off to do something else. The toast burned and set the fire alarms off and the entire 14 storey building had to be evacuated. A stern email was subsequently sent around about how setting your toast on fire was Not Allowed.

We share a building with about 8 other companies, one of which is a lovely call centre with constant staff turnover. The building management forced them to scrap their toasters as they were constantly burning poo poo and setting off the alarms.

Some idiot still managed to set them off by microwaving popcorn.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

lol if you don't eat an entire 500ml tub of Onken fruit yoghurt at once

Something in yogurt always reacts badly with me after a few spoonfuls (Google says the bacteria?) so if I ate 500ml I'd probably poo poo myself

I've got a 500ml soy one in the fridge, I will wolf it down tonight so that you can not laugh at me

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Pretty sure I've now posted about all my bowels irregularities

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