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My supernova hot take is sausage rolls are not that good, friendship ended with sausage rolls, now bacon and cheese pasty is my friend. (I actually only go for the chicken and bacon salad sammich)
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:23 |
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Weirdly sweaty and room temp describes most things in Gregg's, including the customers.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:23 |
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Weirdly sweaty and room temp describes most things in Gregg's, including the customers. Please don't doxx me
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:24 |
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feedmegin posted:I don't get why the saltiness level is so important in those reviews. You're going to be cooking with them. If there's not enough salt in your dish, you should be tasting it and adding more anyway! you should be aiming to get things, like the saltiness of your tinned tomatoes, right first time imho. Rather than correcting the problem later with extra salt. I mean, the problem is now which brand of salt do you buy? Compounding these problems too far can lead to total paralysis.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:27 |
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Galewolf posted:My supernova hot take is sausage rolls are not that good, friendship ended with sausage rolls, now bacon and cheese pasty is my friend. (I actually only go for the chicken and bacon salad sammich) Agreed. Sausage rolls are never good
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:28 |
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You should use only the finest salt curated by the salt sommelier of F&M and matched to your body's preferred balance of trace minerals.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:29 |
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Ratjaculation posted:weirdly sweaty and room temp
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:33 |
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I like salt and eat too much of it probably raw
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:33 |
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I thought I didn’t like greggs sausage rolls but then I discovered it was that the old place in Chesterfield used to unwrap a cold pack and put them on the hot plate, and that anywhere else they are actually OK.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:35 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:36 |
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There's a deli place near my office that does nice chili sausage rolls. The pork is as thick as a baby's arm and the pastry is never greasy. Gregg's are on par with the rolls you get at a garage hot food counter. Edible if you're hungry, but not particularly enjoyable.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:36 |
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Always remember the time I passed a couple walking down a deserted street holding their costa coffee cups and greggs bags complaining about the boarded up shops
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:42 |
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some sausage rolls are gip on toast and you never know when you might get one so youre sort of in a state of schrodingers proto gip and it can be hard to actually taste the sausage roll for what it is. Like getting a bad quaver makes the whole brand just not worth the risk.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:45 |
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Dogatron posted:Now we have pissed off the local drug dealer, but he is a short fat bloke with a goatee beard so I feel quite safe from Pablo Escobar style retribution.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:57 |
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My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account?
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:58 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Always remember the time I passed a couple walking down a deserted street holding their costa coffee cups and greggs bags complaining about the boarded up shops Maybe if some shops were open they wouldn't have to subject themselves to costa and greggs
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 11:58 |
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what is gip
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:00 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account? You work with Dogatron's wife?
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:01 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account? Maybe if you were a bit quieter you wouldn't have gotten narced on
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:02 |
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Gasmask posted:what is gip gip A Yorkshire term meaning to wretch. Outsiders often assume it means to vomit, but gipping is only a precursor to vomiting and vomiting does not necessarily ensue.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:03 |
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Should I call the cops on the middle school kids playing outside during recess and being all happy and full of energy????? Trick question, already reported
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:03 |
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Galewolf posted:Should I call the cops on the middle school kids playing outside during recess and being all happy and full of energy????? TJ had it coming
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:20 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Oh Oh Oh baby 🤱 Yeah, oh yeah Ha, listen 👂 to this Spy 🕵️ on me baby, 🐣 you 🤟 a satellite 📡 Infrared to see 🙈🙈🙈 me move through the 🤘 night 🌉 Aim, gonna fire, 📛 shoot 💫 me right 🗯️ I'm gonna like 👬 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight 🥊 (and I 😊 love 😗 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight) Now you 🤟😀 found the 🤣 secret ㊙️ code I 😀 use To wash away 💨 my 😊 lonely blues 🈳 So 🆘🆘🆘 I 😊 can't deny ❎ or lie 🤥 'cause you're The 🤘🤘🤘 only one 🕜 to make me fly 🐦 Sex arse, sex arse you're a sex arse (yeah) You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to come along (gimme something) Sex arse, sex arse you're my 😊 sex arse And baby 🐤 you 😀😀😀 can turn me on Baby 🐤 you 😀 can turn me on You 😊 know what 😦 you're doin' to me, don't ya? Hahaha, I 😀 know you 😀😊 do Now don't get 🉐 me wrong, ain't gonna do you 😊 no 🔞 harm (no) This bomb's 💣 for 🈺 lovin' and you 😊 can shoot 🌠 it far I'm your main target 🎯 come and help 🆘 me ignite Love 💜💛 struck, 🤩 holding 🧑🤝🧑 you 😀 tight (hold me tight darlin') Make me explode, 💣 although you 🤟 know The 🤣 route to go to sex me slow 🐌 (slow baby) And yes, 🉑 I 😀 must react to claims 🛄 of those Who say 🗣️ that you 😊 are 👉 not ⏳ all that Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😀 need to come along Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse (yeah) And baby 🍼 you 😊😀 can turn me on (turn me on darlin') Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse (ah-huh ❔😕 sex arse) You 🤟 can give it to me, when I 😀😀😀 need to come along Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😊 sex arse (huh) And baby 🐤🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (hahaha) You 🤟 can give me more ➕ and more ➕ counting, up the 🤣 score 🎵 (yeah) You 🤟 can turn me upside 🙃 down ↕️🙃↘️ and inside out 😵 You 😊 can make me feel the 🤘 real deal (ah-huh) And I 😊 can give it to you 🤟 any time 🕒 because you're mine (ow!) Ouch! Sex arse Oh baby 👼 Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😀 sex arse And you 😊🤟 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to be turned on Sex arse, sex arse, you're my 😊 sex arse And baby 👶👩🍼 you 🤟 can turn me on (turn me on) And baby 👶 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (turn me on) Baby 🐥👩🍼 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on) Ooh baby 🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on) Baby 🚼🚼🚼 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (ooh) Baby 🐤 you 🤟 can turn me on (ooh) Baby 👩🍼 you 😀 can turn me on Well baby 🍼 you 😊 can turn me on
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:36 |
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Looke posted:Oh Oh Oh baby 🤱 Yeah, oh yeah Ha, listen 👂 to this Spy 🕵️ on me baby, 🐣 you 🤟 a satellite 📡 Infrared to see 🙈🙈🙈 me move through the 🤘 night 🌉 Aim, gonna fire, 📛 shoot 💫 me right 🗯️ I'm gonna like 👬 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight 🥊 (and I 😊 love 😗 the 🤣 way ↕️ you 🤟 fight) Now you 🤟😀 found the 🤣 secret ㊙️ code I 😀 use To wash away 💨 my 😊 lonely blues 🈳 So 🆘🆘🆘 I 😊 can't deny ❎ or lie 🤥 'cause you're The 🤘🤘🤘 only one 🕜 to make me fly 🐦 , you're a (yeah) You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to come along (gimme something) , you're my 😊 And baby 🐤 you 😀😀😀 can turn me on Baby 🐤 you 😀 can turn me on You 😊 know what 😦 you're doin' to me, don't ya? Hahaha, I 😀 know you 😀😊 do Now don't get 🉐 me wrong, ain't gonna do you 😊 no 🔞 harm (no) This bomb's 💣 for 🈺 lovin' and you 😊 can shoot 🌠 it far I'm your main target 🎯 come and help 🆘 me ignite Love 💜💛 struck, 🤩 holding 🧑🤝🧑 you 😀 tight (hold me tight darlin') Make me explode, 💣 although you 🤟 know The 🤣 route to go to sex me slow 🐌 (slow baby) And yes, 🉑 I 😀 must react to claims 🛄 of those Who say 🗣️ that you 😊 are 👉 not ⏳ all that , , you're my 😀 You 😊 can give it to me, when I 😀 need to come along , , you're my 😀 (yeah) And baby 🍼 you 😊😀 can turn me on (turn me on darlin') , , you're my 😀 (ah-huh ❔😕 ) You 🤟 can give it to me, when I 😀😀😀 need to come along , , you're my 😊 (huh) And baby 🐤🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (hahaha) You 🤟 can give me more ➕ and more ➕ counting, up the 🤣 score 🎵 (yeah) You 🤟 can turn me upside 🙃 down ↕️🙃↘️ and inside out 😵 You 😊 can make me feel the 🤘 real deal (ah-huh) And I 😊 can give it to you 🤟 any time 🕒 because you're mine (ow!) Ouch! Oh baby 👼 , , you're my 😀 And you 😊🤟 can give it to me, when I 😊 need to be turned on , , you're my 😊 And baby 👶👩🍼 you 🤟 can turn me on (turn me on) And baby 👶 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (turn me on) Baby 🐥👩🍼 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on) Ooh baby 🤰 you 😊 can turn me on (turn me on) Baby 🚼🚼🚼 you 😊🤟 can turn me on (ooh) Baby 🐤 you 🤟 can turn me on (ooh) Baby 👩🍼 you 😀 can turn me on Well baby 🍼 you 😊 can turn me on
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:39 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Oh
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:46 |
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It's like reading a text from my kid
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:46 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My part of the office was out of teabags, so I took like a dozen teabags from the kitchen in another part of the office, and not five minutes later I got a snotty email because some prick ratted me out. Did I mention that we're all the same company, and it's all paid for from the same account? Back when I worked in a big office, this girl put some toast on in the kitchen, then went off to do something else. The toast burned and set the fire alarms off and the entire 14 storey building had to be evacuated. A stern email was subsequently sent around about how setting your toast on fire was Not Allowed.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:48 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Oh
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:50 |
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Wtf kind of toaster lasts long enough to do that
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:50 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:51 |
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Jose posted:Wtf kind of toaster lasts long enough to do that Some you can set to go on forever, for doing steak I guess
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:54 |
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Sudden Javelin posted:Time for the important conversations It goes in the bin immediately. Same as yoghurt foil lids.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:04 |
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A guy i knew in high school once tried to make toast in the oven but he was really high and fell asleep and toast caught fire and the kitchen caught fire and his house burned down and he died. If only someone called the cops on him for doing drugs he'd still be alive (but in jail)
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:05 |
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Steakandchips posted:It goes in the bin immediately. Same as yoghurt foil lids. feeling vindicated by this being the general consensus. Too many times have I gone to the new tub of Lurpak to find my partner has been in there already and left the foil on. The bloody deviant
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:11 |
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Steakandchips posted:It goes in the bin immediately. Same as yoghurt foil lids. Wrong Yogurts don't come with the little plastic clippy on lids anymore so they need some.covering should they not be tainted by whatever monstrosity my housemates have stunk out the fridge with
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:12 |
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Sudden Javelin posted:feeling vindicated by this being the general consensus. Too many times have I gone to the new tub of Lurpak to find my partner has been in there already and left the foil on. The bloody deviant Buy real butter that is entirely covered by foil
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:13 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Wrong lol if you don't eat an entire 500ml tub of Onken fruit yoghurt at once
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:17 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:Back when I worked in a big office, this girl put some toast on in the kitchen, then went off to do something else. The toast burned and set the fire alarms off and the entire 14 storey building had to be evacuated. A stern email was subsequently sent around about how setting your toast on fire was Not Allowed. We share a building with about 8 other companies, one of which is a lovely call centre with constant staff turnover. The building management forced them to scrap their toasters as they were constantly burning poo poo and setting off the alarms. Some idiot still managed to set them off by microwaving popcorn.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 13:18 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lol if you don't eat an entire 500ml tub of Onken fruit yoghurt at once Something in yogurt always reacts badly with me after a few spoonfuls (Google says the bacteria?) so if I ate 500ml I'd probably poo poo myself I've got a 500ml soy one in the fridge, I will wolf it down tonight so that you can not laugh at me
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Pretty sure I've now posted about all my bowels irregularities
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