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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



I'll allow it

:synpa: The real hard stuff

Armitag3 fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Apr 27, 2021

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Whatup Sally :q:

edit: a more realistic take on the goddess known as Sally Tsung https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPGQoR6f6w

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
can u microwave frozen raviolis? :thunk:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Aardvark! posted:

can u microwave frozen raviolis? :thunk:

It's a gray area everywhere but the United States midwest where it is perfectly legal

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Whatup Sally :q:

edit: a more realistic take on the goddess known as Sally Tsung https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPGQoR6f6w

This is my favorite video on the internet

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The sad part is the depiction of Shadowrun magic is actually spot on in that short.

Do anything, get dizzy. Do anything again, nosebleed. One more time, you're sitting the rest of the run out.

Take it from a longtime orc mage.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Aardvark! posted:

can u microwave frozen raviolis? :thunk:

Microwave ravioli

Apply beaten egg to ravioli

Coat with rice flour and panko

Fry those fuckers

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i love recipes that combine both the simplest cooking method (microwaving) and the absolute most annoying one (deep frying)

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Aardvark! posted:

i love recipes that combine both the simplest cooking method (microwaving) and the absolute most annoying one (deep frying)

Just fry it in a pan. Its a light batter (panko + rice flour). It'll come out fine.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Just fry it in a pan. Its a light batter (panko + rice flour). It'll come out fine.

Here, I'll do it for you, geez. *proceeds to absolutely wreck your kitchen and somehow there's a glistening film of piss everywhere*

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
what if i breaded and fried up some pizza rolls after i nuked them

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Armitag3 posted:

Here, I'll do it for you, geez. *proceeds to absolutely wreck your kitchen and somehow there's a glistening film of piss everywhere*

ha ha, yeah, the glistening film of piss is definitely new,

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Maybe if you're gonna go to the trouble of frying anything you should stop being LAZY and thaw/cook things PROPERLY Aardvark!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Aardvark! posted:

what if i breaded and fried up some pizza rolls after i nuked them

I mean, why not. You could probably even just use your oven if you wanted to. I do that panko rice flour batter with mushroom slices and it comes out fine in my toaster oven

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Maybe if you're gonna go to the trouble of frying anything you should stop being LAZY and thaw/cook things PROPERLY Aardvark!

once im vaccinated i wont feel bad about going to the grocery store so often, which means ill be back to cooking actual food again soon :ssh:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Ratjaculation posted:

Good Will Ferrell movies:
- the other guys
- stepbrothers
- Eurovision

I regret nothing in admitting those

If you don’t like Step Brothers and Eurovision you’re a humorless buffoon who hates fun and I will smack you.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I fried tofu yesterday to make this: https://thekoreanvegan.com/spicy-crunchy-garlic-tofu-kkampoong-tofu/ and it was awesome.

I added green beans and carrots to it though.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Just fry it in a pan. Its a light batter (panko + rice flour). It'll come out fine.

They’d probably come out pretty good in an air fryer too

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Gonna sous vide some frozen raviolis. In 2 hours they should be :discourse:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Gonna sous vide some frozen raviolis. In 2 hours they should be :discourse:

i could go for a nice warm bath right now :thunkin:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I apologize and have rewritten the steps for Aardvark's frozen ravioli

Defrost frozen ravioli in microwave

Pile shredded cheese onto ravioli

Microwave 45 seconds

Crumble potato chips and hot sauce of choice onto dish

Eat

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
This

https://worldfood.guide/dish/kam_lu_wantan/

is good. If you have a Peruvian Chinese restaurant near you.

Which you probably do! Go ahead, I'll wait here while you check AltaVista.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Sous vide, reverse sear, 2-3 hours in the smoker, maybe finish em off with a minute or two in the outside wok and buddy you got some raviolis going

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

If you don’t like Step Brothers and Eurovision you’re a humorless buffoon who hates fun and I will smack you.

i like step brothers (and a bunch of other will farrell movies) but havent seen eurovision. is it actually good, it looked like it might be not good

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
anyway i accidentally opened a jar of sundried tomato pesto last night so just trying to decide a good use for that

my ideas are:

raviolis
normie pasta
frozen garlic bread - i would cook it in the oven a bit, then with the pesto on top and shredded cheese on top of that
spinach wrap pesto roll ups with cheese + turkey

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Pesto and turkey sounds kind of awful to me but any of the other three would be A+

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


It's a pizza dinner day today.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Add grilled onions to the garlic bread imo

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
some other red pesto options i could consider:

mix with beef yakisoba + chopped up kalamata olives
slathered on a frozen supreme pizza
slathered on a frozen supreme french bread pizza
smeared upon tina's red hot beef burritos

oh yeah i have a whole bag of Hint of Lime Tortilla chips in the cupboard.

i could make... cheesy pesto nachos? if only i had some italian sausage or something

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Aardvark! posted:

i like step brothers (and a bunch of other will farrell movies) but havent seen eurovision. is it actually good, it looked like it might be not good

It’s good in the sense of mindless stupidity. A good drinking movie.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Armitag3 posted:

I'll allow it

:synpa: The real hard stuff



You get these loving elves and this magic goulash poo poo out of cyberpunk, you FAFSA fanboi. You take this poo poo right out of here right now.


...in other news, I biked 10 miles around my 'country block' this morning and it just started to thunder after I got home. And I did it in about an hour. It's SORTA hilly (for me a mid-aged fat boy) but I got to see the river and the country side and go over rustic bridges and train tracks and stuff all on my little jaunt around my hood. p nice.
I also called out "hello ladies, howdy moo cows" to two different small herds of hobby cows being kept on small farms here that were near the road. Only 2 of the ladies looked up at me. The rest were not persuaded by my manly physique or wooing techniques.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Apr 27, 2021

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

You get these loving elves and this magic goulash poo poo out of cyberpunk, you FAFSA fanboi. You take this poo poo right out of here right now.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The game probably would have been better if you just played as Ciri tbh

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The game probably would have been better if you just played as Ciri tbh

Which one? lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Uh oh found this is my kid’s Lego figure stash

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Uh oh found this is my kid’s Lego figure stash



LOL

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



quite a twist to find out meme poker party is darksoulstantrum's kid

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth









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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Tip posted:

quite a twist to find out meme poker party is darksoulstantrum's kid

With all the mom boning I do I guess it was bound to happen :smug:

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