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el B posted:Star Citizen will continue to revolutionize the gaming industry by offering monthly insurance premiums for all in-game vehicles. that was literally the sales pitch. Early backers were going to get "LTI" (lifetime insurance) on their vehicles as a thank you for believing in the project. Plebs who cane later would have to insure them on an ongoing basis, for a fee (ingame money I think but then they sell ingame money for real $$$ so...) insurance for your MMO spaceships is a normal part of that kind of game though, both EVE and Elite have it as a game mechanic
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Every time you fail a mission in Star Citizen you're treated to a still image of your character suffering the "bad end" of a hentai game.
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Applewhite posted:Every time you fail a mission in Star Citizen you're treated to a still image of your character suffering the "bad end" of a hentai game. what a clever way to avoid needing to finish working on the end of the campaign, as nobody will ever reach it
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a mysterious cloak posted:I'll be able to play Elite Dangerous in VR inside of SC, right? I'm still waiting...
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Apr 27, 2021 22:42
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Does anyone here actually play it? Like... what do you even do in the game at this point?
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Apr 27, 2021 22:45
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“Play” is a strong word
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sigher posted:Does anyone here actually play it? Like... what do you even do in the game at this point? Whatever you want Citizen, welcome to the 'verse. Now load this box onto my ship while I watch an opera in space and eat virtual steak.
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sigher posted:Does anyone here actually play it? Like... what do you even do in the game at this point? I think I speak for NEARLY everyone here in saying that no, we don't "play" it even if such a thing were possible. I know some folks in the thread have checked it out from curiosity but I'm not a fan of enormous, buggy student project-quality garbage files with no actual game/gameplay inside .random posted:“Play” is a strong word Why thank you!! That's so kind of you to say
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Don Gato posted:virtual steak. Is a sad and horrible and wonderful username.
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its_my_birthday posted:if you pay 80 bucks for that atv and it blows up is it gone forever or is it like an mmo mount or something where you can just respawn it whenever
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sigher posted:Does anyone here actually play it? Like... what do you even do in the game at this point? I guess they added trolley carts recently https://v.redd.it/1boz79ts20s61/DASH_480.mp4 https://v.redd.it/dcl8x3a9bks61/DASH_480.mp4
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Apr 28, 2021 17:56
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Is there anything in SC that doesn't explode? That shopping cart from the first clip is floating a million miles out in space somewhere. You know this.
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Apr 28, 2021 18:11
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Well that was a million dollars well spent. Obviously the field of luggage trolley simulation is still in its infancy.
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Apr 28, 2021 18:20
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I can't wait until I can fully live out my fantasy of being a redcap on a distant moon, pushing around luggage for wealthy jet-setters.
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that trolley looks big enough for my sons and me to transport a few of our limbless captives
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Apr 28, 2021 18:33
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If I dropped a thousand bucks on this game I'd never stop defending it, full sunk cost. Realising you got scammed good money for that would be too much to bear.
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Apr 28, 2021 18:37
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Killed by trolley explosion. Now there's a way to die.
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.random posted:I’m reading this as some sort of euphemism for “going to the Martian opera and watching in-‘Verse news from the comfort of my space home,” right? quote:Why are the lore locations and services mentioned in the Chairmans' Club Handbook not in the Galactapedia, it seems to me that since you included them in the lore already they should be low hanging fruit - copy and paste from the book:
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Mirificus posted:made up stuff to fill a glossy book and there was never a plan to have them in the game
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Internetjack posted:That shopping cart from the first clip is floating a million miles out in space somewhere. It’s actually only about six feet away; it’s just that the shopping cart is a picometer long.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:I guess they added trolley carts recently  I'm loving weak, this honestly looks like it would be fun as one of those Human Fall Flat/Gangbeasts/Fallguys type games where you barely have any control over your character but you have to complete delicate tasks. Looks like they'd do better as a comedic game more than anything else.
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I'd play a janky mall adventures game.
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You are a trolley pusher, working at a space port... for time travelers! Your trolley has become a bit unstuck in time. The only way to fix it is to to always keep it in the exact place in time and space that it is supposed to occupy. Manually. You have to move the trolley along the exact path it is meant to/will take at the exact speed it is meant to/will have. If you go too fast, or too slow, or pause, or don't pause when you should, the trolley will violently destroy the laws of time and space.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You are a trolley pusher, working at a space port... for time travelers! Your trolley has become a bit unstuck in time. The only way to fix it is to to always keep it in the exact place in time and space that it is supposed to occupy. Manually. You have to move the trolley along the exact path it is meant to/will take at the exact speed it is meant to/will have. If you go too fast, or too slow, or pause, or don't pause when you should, the trolley will violently destroy the laws of time and space. 
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You are a trolley pusher, working at a space port... for time travelers! Your trolley has become a bit unstuck in time. The only way to fix it is to to always keep it in the exact place in time and space that it is supposed to occupy. Manually. You have to move the trolley along the exact path it is meant to/will take at the exact speed it is meant to/will have. If you go too fast, or too slow, or pause, or don't pause when you should, the trolley will violently destroy the laws of time and space. Congrats, you have officially put more thought into a compelling gameplay loop than the star citizen devs.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:I guess they added trolley carts recently Hahahahah that second one hahaha Just make a trolley cart in space simulator at this point - it'll be infinitely more entertaining than whatever poo poo they crap out
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Many's the time when I was playing Mass Effect that I lamented how much more immersive the game could have been if only it included fully-simulated luggage trolleys. Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: "it might have been."
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Apr 29, 2021 19:19
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:I guess they added trolley carts recently Lol, this exceeded my expectations. I actually love this game. Not as high fidelity as Goat Stimulator, but the physics seem to be on par.
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Apr 29, 2021 20:29
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I hope this game actually does ship but it still has ridiculous physics bugs like this and they can be used for PVP griefing.
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I just love to think about the meeting where the devs are trying to decide what features to put into their space MMO game next and somehow "put cargo trolleys into the game" made it in there before "made ship to ship combat a thing" or any of the other million things that would make this a fun game.
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InternetJunky posted:I just love to think about the meeting where the devs are trying to decide what features to put into their space MMO game next and somehow "put cargo trolleys into the game" made it in there before "made ship to ship combat a thing" or any of the other million things that would make this a fun game. You want to see some ship-to-ship fireworks? Teleport a cargo trolley aboard the enemy vessel and watch the ensuing explosion take out half the solar system.
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InternetJunky posted:I just love to think about the meeting where the devs are trying to decide what features to put into their space MMO game next and somehow "put cargo trolleys into the game" made it in there before "made ship to ship combat a thing" or any of the other million things that would make this a fun game. This is like the first episode of Mythic Quest, where this egomaniacal MMO producer has decided that the next great update to his game will be... a shovel.
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Internetjack posted:Is there anything in SC that doesn't explode? probably most ship's ordinance at this point
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Technically, I don't think they have gotten commandos to explode yet, either. I'm sure that will be changed in yet another pointless broken patch, though.
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Can a person LOVE Star Citizen without actually playing it? posted:I'm infatuated with Star Citizen and what it's becoming and will become. I'm well aware of the kind of "matrix" that CR and TonyZ have in mind and I'm convinced that it will get there in due course. quote:Yea I mean I think alot of us buy more into the hype of the game, story of the in game and out of game world, and the hope of things to come. You're not weird to us you're only weird to the others =). I'd type more but on my phone. quote:Hell yeah I loved it for 4 years before buying and playing. Then I loved it even more.
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It's me, I'm the guys who followed a game in early access for four years and it was still clearly a shitshow but I bought in and man am I happy!
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Honestly, I kinda envy their capacity to be so thrilled with so little
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This game is literally too boring for me to stand. I can’t bring myself to play it. I love it! -star citizens
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smug jeebus posted:Honestly, I kinda envy their capacity to be so thrilled with so little Ignorance truly is bliss.
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Whenever I wonder how anyone could possibly think Donald Trump was a competent president and a loving husband, I remember that Star Citizen is still going strong. Given enough momentum, any product, be it a racist shitbag or a non-existent game, can enjoy blind faith and devotion. As to why, I cannot say.
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