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TMMadman posted:Andrea Doria? Isn't that the one they did the song about? That old woman... She's just a liar, right?
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 22:35 |
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potee posted:That old woman... She's just a liar, right? Who, TMMadman? Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid.
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 23:15 |
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I don't even like urinals. I've always been a stall man.
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 23:30 |
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Gyshall posted:I don't even like urinals. I've always been a stall man. It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
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# ? Apr 25, 2021 00:41 |
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Ginette Reno posted:It's all pipes! What's the difference?! You don't even know what a write off is.
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# ? Apr 25, 2021 01:39 |
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SirPablo posted:You don't even know what a write off is. My car's totaled. It's all his fault and now, he has absolutely no money. There is no way that he can pay me. So the judge decrees that he becomes my butler.
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# ? Apr 25, 2021 23:02 |
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Heavy_D posted:My car's totaled. It's all his fault and now, he has absolutely no money. There is no way that he can pay me. So the judge decrees that he becomes my butler. Alright, well, sir, you're only covered for when you're driving the car.
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# ? Apr 25, 2021 23:45 |
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You know, uh, oftentimes, Jerry lends me his car and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas. But, for a variety of reasons, I don’t want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 01:15 |
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You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How’s that for starters?
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 01:45 |
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Bird in a Blender posted:You got hookers turning tricks in my car. Hows that for starters?
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 02:35 |
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What did I just pay for?
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 03:02 |
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Lloyd says it's no problem; he's capable of locating the gum.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 03:38 |
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Gyshall posted:Lloyd says it's no problem; he's capable of locating the gum. Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 03:47 |
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TMMadman posted:Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 03:51 |
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You got two pints of Fenix in ya buddy.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 13:48 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:You got two pints of Fenix in ya buddy.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:36 |
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Gyshall posted:Lloyd says it's no problem; he's capable of locating the gum.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 01:59 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 06:29 |
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This is what it's all about. Two buddies just sitting around chewing gum.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 12:38 |
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Well, we've officially bottomed out.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 14:38 |
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SirPablo posted:Well, we've officially bottomed out. Do you have any concievable reason for even getting up in the morning?
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 15:40 |
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potee posted:Do you have any concievable reason for even getting up in the morning? My name is TMMadman. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 17:06 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:This is what it's all about. Two buddies just sitting around chewing gum.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 19:02 |
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potee posted:Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 20:04 |
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Serenity now. Insanity later.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 22:19 |
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fenix down posted:The gum isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else. Anything. Please. I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in this gum. It's a little lo-mein-y.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 22:24 |
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We slept head to toe.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 01:41 |
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Boys, I'm retiring.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 02:36 |
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potee posted:Boys, I'm retiring. potee, you can't quit the business.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 04:42 |
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SirPablo posted:potee, you can't quit the business. That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again! Look at you! You think that you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughing stock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit!
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 05:08 |
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Chili posted:That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again! Look at you! You think that you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughing stock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit! That's a shame.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 10:43 |
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SirPablo posted:We slept head to toe. So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 12:52 |
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This is all... very confusing.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:35 |
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"...like an old married couple." - I told you that pear was washed!
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:41 |
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You should see how my boyfriend talks to me.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:06 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:You should see how my boyfriend talks to me. Look, MightyJoe, of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of four thousand dollars!
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# ? Apr 30, 2021 03:16 |
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TMMadman posted:Look, MightyJoe, of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of four thousand dollars!
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# ? Apr 30, 2021 03:47 |
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That's it! We're back together!
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# ? Apr 30, 2021 12:25 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:That's it! We're back together! Turn your key, MightyJoe. Turn your key!
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# ? Apr 30, 2021 13:16 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:54 |
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Chili posted:Turn your key, MightyJoe. Turn your key! Chili, breaking up is like knocking over a vending machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
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