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Alobar posted:i bought it on bitmart oh hell yes
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 00:56 |
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I'm rooting for you
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 01:20 |
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i'm in on bonfire, 100x, safemoon, and so many shitcoins that have never gone anywhere that i've lost track. but i'm up $4000-$5000 or so having not invested much so i'm just ride or die atm. there is a bernie coin i bought that dipped hard and it's probably good to get in on it right now if you have any inkling that it could go anywhere
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 02:29 |
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Alobar posted:i bought it on bitmart All you gotta do is get safemoon to a dollar and you are gonna be rich bro.
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Yossarian-22 posted:i'm in on bonfire, 100x, safemoon, and so many shitcoins that have never gone anywhere that i've lost track. but i'm up $4000-$5000 or so having not invested much so i'm just ride or die atm. there is a bernie coin i bought that dipped hard and it's probably good to get in on it right now if you have any inkling that it could go anywhere how much of a loving headache would all this poo poo be come tax time? like if I'm not opposed to the idea of speculating on nonsense I definitely am opposed to doing more paperwork
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 02:40 |
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indigi posted:how much of a loving headache would all this poo poo be come tax time? like if I'm not opposed to the idea of speculating on nonsense I definitely am opposed to doing more paperwork it would be one, which is why i just keep my winnings in stablecoins and commit myself to not selling anything until/unless it's so much mega profits that i can hire a legendary tax accountant to figure all this poo poo out for me
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 03:02 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:it would be one, which is why i just keep my winnings in stablecoins and commit myself to not selling anything until/unless it's so much mega profits that i can hire a legendary tax accountant to figure all this poo poo out for me lol
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 03:40 |
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i agree bro. this is the mentality i like. taking the gamer brain to the streets... wall streets
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 03:40 |
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i didn't report some gambling winnings this year. i made like 18k without it so hoping i'm such a nobody i fall through the cracks
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 03:41 |
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i say swears online posted:i didn't report some gambling winnings this year. i made like 18k without it so hoping i'm such a nobody i fall through the cracks the casino will have reported it and it’ll be auto flagged. no need for an audit. whether it will be pursued is up the agent at the time who comes across it. recommendation: plead ignorance. if you say you hoped no one will notice you’re gonna pay the fine
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 03:51 |
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Alobar posted:i bought it on bitmart 55 million safe moon? that’s not even an investment that’s buying lunch. I’m gonna need to see you more committed otherwise no one is gonna read all these paragraphs from a 2 figgy safemooner
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 03:53 |
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Vomik posted:the casino will have reported it and it’ll be auto flagged. no need for an audit. whether it will be pursued is up the agent at the time who comes across it. recommendation: plead ignorance. if you say you hoped no one will notice you’re gonna pay the fine yeah it's through predictit.org out of new zealand (i'm US) and they're terrible at reporting; this year they sent me TWO corrections revising down the amount of income i withdrew (all three estimates are incorrect) so it's not like it was caesar's palace. real fly-by-night poo poo
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 03:58 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:it would be one, which is why i just keep my winnings in stablecoins and commit myself to not selling anything until/unless it's so much mega profits that i can hire a legendary tax accountant to figure all this poo poo out for me as of the past two years (FY2019) you’re supposed to report whenever you buy any crypto. might be a pita when you report gains if there’s no record of declared purchases? idk how it works really though lol I bought like $10 in Bitcoin and it’s up to 250 now so I’ll find out too
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 04:00 |
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i've mentioned this before on the forums but i used to work in a call center with a guy who had ~400 btc during the 2017 surge, i pleaded him to sell some at about $8k price to set up a college fund for his kid. he technically made the right decision in the medium run but he will never sell and he will go down with the ship and i hate him
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 04:07 |
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lol imagine being rich and refusing to use any of your money on anything
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 04:09 |
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indigi posted:lol imagine being rich and refusing to use any of your money on anything it's not about the money, it's about bringing down the system, maaan i hate him
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bringing down the system by hoarding a resource entirely dependent on the continued stability of the current system
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 04:11 |
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no one in Bitcoin wants to bring down the system they just wish they were the system
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 04:33 |
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bro i want to bring down the system bro
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gonna start by getting the people in the tent city at the end of the block out of their tents and into homes where they can take a loving bath and chill and get their loving heads straight if i get rich oh man i just want to help people. i think about it every day. i look out my window and see people who need help, and i'm just not there yet.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 05:47 |
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The Prophet (PBUH) asked him “Why don't you tie down your camel?” The Bedouin answered, “I put my trust in Allah.” The Prophet then replied, “Tie your camel first, and then put your trust in Allah.”
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 05:49 |
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When I get rich, I'll buy so many Chick tracts and give them to children in need!
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 07:25 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1387290679794089986 we really do live in hellworld i used to say it feels like we're on a rollercoaster going up to the first drop and the clicking was getting slower and slower, but not anymore the clicking stopped wheeee
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 08:45 |
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even if i knew that doge would reach bitcoin price in the future this is making me not want to buy it out of spite
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Yossarian-22 posted:even if i knew that doge would reach bitcoin price in the future this is making me not want to buy it out of spite if you do have any “i dont really think it will but haha wouldnt that be cool” sort of subconscious hope of doge going anywhere near that high, consider that doge at $30 would mean it has a market cap of 4 trillion USD, twice that of AAPL. Now imagine $30k. much like with BTC, the hyper profitable part of the ponzi scheme w/ doge has thoroughly passed
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cool av posted:much like with BTC, the hyper profitable part of the ponzi scheme w/ doge has thoroughly passed people have been saying this about BTC every 6 months for half a decade now, I’ll believe it when I see it
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:30 |
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Alobar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1387290679794089986 gently caress man. He's really just gonna go on tv and advocate for his pump and dump.
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cool av posted:if you do have any “i dont really think it will but haha wouldnt that be cool” sort of subconscious hope of doge going anywhere near that high, consider that doge at $30 would mean it has a market cap of 4 trillion USD, twice that of AAPL. Now imagine $30k. You say these things like they're real a new study bible! posted:gently caress man. He's really just gonna go on tv and advocate for his pump and dump. Lol its gonna work too
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:41 |
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I'm sure the Biden administration will protect consumers who get stuck holding the Doge bag.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:50 |
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Oh noooooo not the crypto bagholders
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:51 |
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Lots of crypto dudes are just dumb guys who recognize that the material conditions of their lives will never get better unless they win the lottery or if Doge hits 10 dollars. Are there a lot of repugnant shitheads, absolutely. But they are the ones ahead of the pump and dump (generally)
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:55 |
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indigi posted:people have been saying this about BTC every 6 months for half a decade now, I’ll believe it when I see it you are seeing it. the bitcoin billionaires are the ones who turned $1 into $10,000, not the ones buying in the past 5 years who might have turned $1 into $10 if they timed everything amazingly well
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 06:38 |
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you’re still talking about a 1000% ROI lol
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:43 |
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cool av posted:you are seeing it. the bitcoin billionaires are the ones who turned $1 into $10,000, not the ones buying in the past 5 years who might have turned $1 into $10 if they timed everything amazingly well if you bought bitcoin even 2 years ago you'd be sitting on a lot of cash.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:44 |
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looking at price history if you bought 5 years ago you’d have closer to a 10000% ROI
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:50 |
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indigi posted:how much of a loving headache would all this poo poo be come tax time? like if I'm not opposed to the idea of speculating on nonsense I definitely am opposed to doing more paperwork it would be annoying because i doubt some small altcoin is going to send you a 1099. you would treat it like stocks and just record the day and price you paid and what you sold it for to calculate loss/gains and whether they were long/short term. you might also get slightly more complicated by declaring individual trades LIFO or FIFO (last/first in first out) in first out to get extra control over the way you generate gains
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 08:07 |
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i say swears online posted:yeah it's through predictit.org out of new zealand (i'm US) and they're terrible at reporting; this year they sent me TWO corrections revising down the amount of income i withdrew (all three estimates are incorrect) so it's not like it was caesar's palace. real fly-by-night poo poo Okay bitch what were your predictit bets lmfao
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 08:36 |
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in the last year or so i won big on biden winning south carolina in the primary and then in the general made a ton on him winning georgia. then cabinet stuff after the inauguration. those are the big bets i can remember. since doug jones won in late 2017 i've turned $100 into ~$14,000. i've only made one withdrawal from the site, this past january
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 08:40 |
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indigi posted:looking at price history if you bought 5 years ago you’d have closer to a 10000% ROI hoge (not doge) coin and safemoon were both instant 10000% ROIs and so was the stupid elongate shitcoin that elon's tweet helped launch, and each of those multipliers took less than a month. i'm pretty sure a few other coins with "safe" in them did the same. poo poo is incredibly stupid right now if you play your cards right and get in at ground floor. on the other hand there are honeypots that are impossible to pull your money out of and rugpulls where the shitcoin dev just takes out everything and the value collapses to essentially 0, so that's fun if i was smart i'd probably just use my winnings to invest in ethereum but i won't so i will either make boatloads or lose it all, or enough of both that i will essentially remain where i'm at Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 09:31 on Apr 29, 2021 |
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There's always someone on the other side losing that money with these shitcoins. Could be you!
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