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Escape From Noise

Funkytown?



I have a really important court date there and if I'm late I may lose custody.

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Cobalt-60

by Azathoth
You know how to get to Electric Avenue? It's easy, from there.

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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Its in the Land of Funk (obvi.). You can get a straight trip ticket on the Love Train though.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Cobalt-60 posted:

You know how to get to Electric Avenue? It's easy, from there.

OH NO!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



GOOD GOD

Twenty Four


Stay off the Highway to Hell, there's a real traffic jam of souls today.

Traffic updates on the hour every hour

super sweet best pal

Sorry, but that's not your train, the one to Chattanooga has been delayed.

Escape From Noise

super sweet best pal posted:

Sorry, but that's not your train, the one to Chattanooga has been delayed.

What about the midnight train to Georgia?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
Make sure to stop by the hotel California, I hear it is nice this time of year.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i can only take you as far as the bridge

Manifisto


. . . the movies?
can you take me to the show?
let you be mine ever truly?
can you make my garden grow?


ty nesamdoom!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
How funky do you think you were being just now?





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

fps_nug

horsing around no longer
need directions to love shack

FutonForensic

funkytown is closed due to gas leak. millions dead. but if life is making you lonely, you can always go: downtown


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Yeah, but do you know the way to San Jose?

biosterous




no sorry i don't. do you know the way to santa fe?



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

super sweet best pal

I forget where Phil Collins lives

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Psst. Screw court! Join us. We're the renegades of funk. No gods, no masters, no repeats for fifty minutes of uninterrupted music.

Escape From Noise

But if you think about it..life is a highway!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Cobalt-60

by Azathoth
Well, you take the A train, that'll get you there. You gotta get down there quick, though.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I mean, sure, you could take a downtown train but every night, EVERY NIGHT, is the same. Just take a cab. I love taking a cab, flying high in my taxi, taking tips and getting stoned.

super sweet best pal

I said home. That's a shark.

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Twenty Four posted:

Stay off the Highway to Hell, there's a real traffic jam of souls today.

Traffic updates on the hour every hour

And be careful on Route 1234 heading toward Nebraska - highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.



snergle

A kind little mouse!
i took the bus to beelzebub it was sort of funky.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
If you skip out on funky court you go to funky jail

Ventral EggSac

super sweet best pal posted:

I forget where Phil Collins lives

I wanna know
Can you show me

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Ventral EggSac posted:

I wanna know
Can you show me

Jesus, he knows

Mushroom Zingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVYxoPUjOHU

Twenty Four


Waiting in the courtroom with Al to see if we get picked for Funky Town Jury Duty.

RepeatingMeme


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Look op, just go downtown. Things will be great when youre downtown, no finer place for sure

Heather Papps

hello friend


the main thing is you'll never arrive, driving 55



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Just go drivin on 9, past the motel, go another mile.

Turn off your headlights, this is just like stage fright coming back home.

Cobalt-60

by Azathoth
Just head down to South Street. You'll know you're there when you see the hippies.

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Vei
sorry for missing the exit, we're gonna have to make a quick detour through Poundtown

Jinh

Trying to hitchhike to Olympia, WA but stuck here at the corner of 52nd and broadway. Cars passing by, but none of them seem to go my way.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Jinh posted:

Trying to hitchhike to Olympia, WA but stuck here at the corner of 52nd and broadway. Cars passing by, but none of them seem to go my way.

Escape From Noise

Just tell your children not to walk my way

Cobalt-60

by Azathoth
Screw all this arguing. I'm just hopping on the 12 am train; don't care where it's going.

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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




that me to the April sun in Cuba



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

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super sweet best pal

Where does this highway go to?

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