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Did he get to drive a 4 wheeler in the new show? I heard there was a space vape pen
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thrilla in vanilla posted:Did he get to drive a 4 wheeler in the new show? I heard there was a space vape pen Yes there is a financially struggling drug addicted woman who lives on Earth in the show.
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Ajaxify posted:gently caress that's a great idea. I'd watch Stewart as Captain "Captain Planet" Picard. French?
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Wait Picard is a robot now? I'm not watching the show so I dgaf about spoilers
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Yes he’s a robot but they gave him an aging program so he will die haha gently caress just typing that felt like poking a canker sore with my tongue
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Endless Trash posted:Yes there is a financially struggling drug addicted woman who lives on Earth in the show. a star trek story about the awfulness of our current economic system would be timely and appropriate but the writers are cowards so instead all they ever do is imply that their show might be about something with hack writing like that without ever having the spine to take a stance more progressive than "we think it's nice that ladies kiss sometimes" edit: I know that I'm really negative about modern trek for this reason and I sound like a broken record but I really think it says something about how utterly hosed we all are if this is where we're at, where a two part DS9 episode from 20 years ago can be more relevant than anything they've made recently then gently caress it man society's crumbling we can't even star trek properly now Tighclops fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Apr 29, 2021 |
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Danaru posted:Wait Picard is a robot now? I'm not watching the show so I dgaf about spoilers Have you seen Fata?
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Tighclops posted:a star trek story about the awfulness of our current economic system would be timely and appropriate but the writers are cowards so instead all they ever do is imply that their show might be about something with hack writing like that without ever having the spine to take a stance more progressive than "we think it's nice that ladies kiss sometimes" Past Tense is rapidly becoming Present Tense.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 01:21 |
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I have not finished watching Picard yet but I did like seeing Jean Luc again
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 01:36 |
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well, that's the one nice thing about picard. it will cure you of any desire to see more of jean luc.
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Danaru posted:Wait Picard is a robot now? I'm not watching the show so I dgaf about spoilers In the most pointless plot twist in the history of television they killed him at the end of the final episode of season one, then resurrected him in an android body identical to his human one, which can and will still die, at random, at some undetermined point in the future. infernal machines fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Apr 29, 2021 |
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He might have a twin now though
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:04 |
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android picard also has an erectile dysfunction that real picard never actually had because they had to make some assumptions when programming the whole elderly android thing. picard season 2 will be mostly q making limp dick jokes/borgs fighting with nunchuks.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:36 |
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That would be a big improvement over the first season
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:50 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:not only that but he's a perfect copy of himself with no special abilities or anything that would make him different than he was until they decide to give him magnet man powers in picard part two: q's revenge There's a non-zero chance Q's just gonna *snap* Picard back to human next season.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 03:54 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:There's a non-zero chance Q's just gonna *snap* Picard back to human next season. Snapping is too campy. Q will do Doctor Strange-esque hand gesticulations
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 04:02 |
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Q only snaps. Q does the finger twirl.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:There's a non-zero chance Q's just gonna *snap* Picard back to human next season. That's an intense quandary! A man gets turned into such a perfect android clone of himself that he'll age and die just the same. Then a god transforms him back into the same lump of flesh he was before. To the unaided eye, this did absolutely nothing, just putting different labels on the same actor. To the auteur though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8AULZ2le28
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 04:04 |
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He should wiggle his nose, like Bewitched. In fact, he should just be Samantha from Bewitched without explanation
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Neddy Seagoon posted:There's a non-zero chance Q's just gonna *snap* Picard back to human next season.
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Tighclops posted:a star trek story about the awfulness of our current economic system would be timely and appropriate but the writers are cowards so instead all they ever do is imply that their show might be about something with hack writing like that without ever having the spine to take a stance more progressive than "we think it's nice that ladies kiss sometimes" You aren't wrong. Star Trek is important. There are countless interviews both with people like engineers, astronauts and scientists, as well as people like politicians and diplomats who say they are who they are because of Star Trek – a universally attractive technological, economic and sociological utopia that they can visualise and work towards, that almost feels like our destiny. If Star Trek is now forgettable action schlock for olds, if the most compelling mainstream sci fi around is Rick and Morty, a show about a depressed sociopathic magic science wizard who uses his science magic to hurt everyone for fun and profit, then that's a problem. I like Rick and Morty, but if we don't have a wide eyed optimistic futuristic dream that everyone can buy into together and work towards, as a species, where are we going?
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chaosbreather posted:You aren't wrong. Star Trek is important. There are countless interviews both with people like engineers, astronauts and scientists, as well as people like politicians and diplomats who say they are who they are because of Star Trek – a universally attractive technological, economic and sociological utopia that they can visualise and work towards, that almost feels like our destiny. If Star Trek is now forgettable action schlock for olds, if the most compelling mainstream sci fi around is Rick and Morty, a show about a depressed sociopathic magic science wizard who uses his science magic to hurt everyone for fun and profit, then that's a problem. I like Rick and Morty, but if we don't have a wide eyed optimistic futuristic dream that everyone can buy into together and work towards, as a species, where are we going? In my more paranoid moments, I honestly suspect nu-trek is a deliberate attempt to sabotage the good that Trek does.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 05:17 |
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the worst part about voyager is tom paris tom paris is worse than michael burnham
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chaosbreather posted:as a species, where are we going?
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Applewhite posted:In my more paranoid moments, I honestly suspect nu-trek is a deliberate attempt to sabotage the good that Trek does. It's like our neolib/ post-9/11 world order makes everything grim and kind of lovely. Which is reflected in our entertainment. And the two are in an interdependent relationship.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 08:49 |
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contagion is such a good episode holy poo poo
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 09:11 |
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I don't remember anything about that episode except for the Yamato and for some reason I remember the history of its namesake.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 09:13 |
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lol that's the Iconian introduction. Star Trek Online saw this and said "It must be because they have so many eyes! Get it?" Yeah, this is Star Trek and not Warcraft or Final Fantasy. Sure.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 09:18 |
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Just lmao if star trek motivated you in a professional capacity
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>_>
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Zesty posted:lol that's the Iconian introduction. Star Trek Online saw this and said "It must be because they have so many eyes! Get it?" STO kicks rear end
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just lmao if star trek motivated you in a professional capacity Sounds like you don’t have faith
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 13:44 |
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chaosbreather posted:You aren't wrong. Star Trek is important. There are countless interviews both with people like engineers, astronauts and scientists, as well as people like politicians and diplomats who say they are who they are because of Star Trek – a universally attractive technological, economic and sociological utopia that they can visualise and work towards, that almost feels like our destiny. If Star Trek is now forgettable action schlock for olds, if the most compelling mainstream sci fi around is Rick and Morty, a show about a depressed sociopathic magic science wizard who uses his science magic to hurt everyone for fun and profit, then that's a problem. I like Rick and Morty, but if we don't have a wide eyed optimistic futuristic dream that everyone can buy into together and work towards, as a species, where are we going? Truly we are all experiencing bij.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 13:44 |
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Although very very different from Trek, and a book series, I find Becky Chambers Wayfarers series to scratch my "optimistic future" itch in a really great way. I also think it's worth saying that she writes plots that are much more low stakes than "saving the planet/galaxy/universe," and makes them super compelling. Also like Trek it has weird alien sex habits! But that's not like, the focus. Except when it is. The second book in the series is one of my favorite sci fi books of all time.
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External Organs posted:Although very very different from Trek, and a book series, I find Becky Chambers Wayfarers series to scratch my "optimistic future" itch in a really great way. This better not turn out to suck like Willful Child
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thrilla in vanilla posted:Sounds like you don’t have faith
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 14:27 |
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I don’t think we spelled the joke out for the people in the back yet.
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Hang on, those words sound oddly familiar.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 19:42 |
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We're in a thread talking about a series that mostly took place in the late 80s/90s, running poo poo into the ground is all we CAN do
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Here's my essay on why the mars defense perimeter is the maginot line of the 2360s:
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