|
FactsAreUseless posted:lmao at everything on the last two pages
|
#
?
Apr 25, 2021 17:04
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 19:08 |
|
|
Goldmine feature for specific pages/posts immediately once the forum backup stops being a dead hamster on a length of string
|
|
#
?
Apr 25, 2021 18:12
|
|
|
Lunchmeat Larry posted:Goldmine feature for specific pages/posts immediately once the forum backup stops being a dead hamster on a length of string
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2021 01:58
|
|
|
HOMELESS HUNTER: Hey, that bum doesn't look like the rest. HOMELESS HUNTER 2: Oh yeah, looks like he's living in a converted box truck.
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2021 07:47
|
|
|
Street Thug: Yo [unintelligible]! You got any weed? Kiryu: *throws pizza*
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2021 16:14
|
|
|
gonna let IT do any goldmining for the dream thread bc it feels a little too much like tooting my own horn if i move it. my second COVID shot is may 14 if we want to wait until my next fever coma.
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2021 21:20
|
|
|
Fever coma dreams hoipe
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2021 22:06
|
|
|
Tetramin posted:Street Thug: Yo [unintelligible]! You got any weed?
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2021 00:36
|
|
|
Essence of Draining: Shop-vac
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2021 00:41
|
|
|
Arrhythmia posted:Essence of Draining: Shop-vac
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2021 01:52
|
|
|
HARASSED MOTHER: that boy of mine...! I don't know why he posted my photo on the internet in the first place, but now these weird creeps keep bumping into me on the street and laughing! I know this sounds paranoid but... they talk in this code language about "stairs" and "microwaves", I think they're planning to kidnap me! Can you please just follow me and keep an eye out for any creepy guys? KIRYU: ( ...the internet can be a dangerous place. This kid sounds pretty irresponsible, but his mom shouldn't have to suffer from his mistakes, and sounds like these punks need to be taught a lesson about how taking this stuff into real life has consequences. Now... who do I know that has stairs in their house?)
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 09:39
|
|
|
i had a dream that i was playing Fallout 5 on my new Playstation 5, but i also still lived at home with both my brothers. FO5 boasted the first fallout game where you could play across the entire united states. the whole game took place before the bombs drop for some reason. the character creator randomly rolled for a state and made you pick from archetypes based on state, and somehow i kept getting california where the only options were rocker boy, who traveled by skateboard and The Professor, who i didn't pick. the graphics were the most incredible thing i had ever seen. it was like playing real life with insanely intricate details. my brothers had played a bunch of my file while i was gone (they would never have done something like that), so i started over and got california and chose rocker boy again, and got lost in my own apartment. i accidentally went out the emergency exit, which triggered a nuclear explosion that blew up the building, killing all of rocker boy's bandmates. my brothers thought this was really funny. i skateboarded to an arcade and started yelling with excitement when i saw the UFO catcher game from yakuza. my brothers watched in mute horror as i proceeded to start winning every single prize from inside, despite the fact that thee was no reward for doing so.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 15:47
|
|
|
i just hummed the UFO catcher song to my wife because it didn't sound like yakuza or fallout but i couldn't place it, and she immediately identified it, with exasperation, as the mini-game song from ocarina of time.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 15:59
|
|
|
Bicyclops posted:i had a dream that i was playing Fallout 5 on my new Playstation 5, but i also still lived at home with both my brothers. FO5 boasted the first fallout game where you could play across the entire united states. the whole game took place before the bombs drop for some reason. the character creator randomly rolled for a state and made you pick from archetypes based on state, and somehow i kept getting california where the only options were rocker boy, who traveled by skateboard and The Professor, who i didn't pick. the graphics were the most incredible thing i had ever seen. it was like playing real life with insanely intricate details. Bicyclops posted:i just hummed the UFO catcher song to my wife because it didn't sound like yakuza or fallout but i couldn't place it, and she immediately identified it, with exasperation, as the mini-game song from ocarina of time. lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:22
|
|
|
lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:23
|
|
|
I have two personalities nicest Professor you will ever meet and... twisted loving rocker boy
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:26
|
|
|
Rocker Boy should meet up with Party Boy from Jackass
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:28
|
|
|
Long-suffering imp wife in the middle of changing the baby’s diaper, sighing and taking a few moments to collect herself after imp husband rushes into room shouting “honey listen to this song, it was from my dream last night. See if you recognize it.”
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:41
|
|
|
Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Long-suffering imp wife in the middle of changing the baby’s diaper, sighing and taking a few moments to collect herself after imp husband rushes into room shouting “honey listen to this song, it was from my dream last night. See if you recognize it.” Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:42
|
|
|
Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Long-suffering imp wife in the middle of changing the baby’s diaper, sighing and taking a few moments to collect herself after imp husband rushes into room shouting “honey listen to this song, it was from my dream last night. See if you recognize it.” lol
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:43
|
|
|
Pablo Nergigante posted:Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:46
|
|
|
Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Long-suffering imp wife in the middle of changing the baby’s diaper, sighing and taking a few moments to collect herself after imp husband rushes into room shouting “honey listen to this song, it was from my dream last night. See if you recognize it.” Pablo Nergigante posted:Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:56
|
|
|
Pablo Nergigante posted:Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS Lol
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 16:59
|
|
|
Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Long-suffering imp wife in the middle of changing the baby’s diaper, sighing and taking a few moments to collect herself after imp husband rushes into room shouting “honey listen to this song, it was from my dream last night. See if you recognize it.” Pablo Nergigante posted:Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 17:02
|
|
|
Pablo Nergigante posted:Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS lol
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 17:20
|
|
|
Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Long-suffering imp wife in the middle of changing the baby’s diaper, sighing and taking a few moments to collect herself after imp husband rushes into room shouting “honey listen to this song, it was from my dream last night. See if you recognize it.” Pablo Nergigante posted:Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS lol
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 17:29
|
|
|
Pablo Nergigante posted:Imp Wife and Gamer Mom: Coming this fall to CBS Hearing this to the tune of stretch dude and clobber girl
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2021 18:00
|
|
|
i love this forum
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 09:05
|
|
|
Bicyclops posted:i just hummed the UFO catcher song to my wife because it didn't sound like yakuza or fallout but i couldn't place it, and she immediately identified it, with exasperation, as the mini-game song from ocarina of time. MY wife (big time Game hater) always hums songs from whatever games I'm playing atm. Right now its non stop Mh Rise quest victory music.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 09:30
|
|
|
knuc game hating wife, who is cannonicly the tf2 heavy, kicks all the game loving wife asses
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 09:42
|
|
|
dreamed that i went to get lunch for everyone i work with and it played like those game n watch games to get each item that people had ordered. when i returned with 8 to go boxes each one was an insane mess: one had half a cheeseburger, one had a bunch of cold spaghetti-os floating around with some lettuce, one had an uncooked potato with a pickle in it, and they all had 3-4 french fries in them. i got so pissed that i went to my boss to explain how it was the game glitching and not my fault, and they laughed at me and told me to prove it, pulling out a little tiger handheld that had all the games on it. i tried to play and as i fumbled with it the minifridge kept filling up with pepsis until it was overflowing, and all my coworkers kept yelling at me to "turn it off" and "get the coke handheld instead"
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 09:54
|
|
|
dreamed I was playing Hitman 2 (specifically) and was in a level where I had to kill three people - two secret agent/government official types, and the Horrible Chef, who was wanted dead due to his vile creations. I snuck in via a weird complicated inflatable speedboat/submarine/tent thing and brought along a jetski "just to be safe". I went up the stairs of the mansion and the Horrible Chef was there, waving a dish in the air that had green fumes coming out of it and saying nonsense Italian words. I killed him and sat down behind his desk(?) disguised as him, and waited for the other targets to come and see what was taking the food so long. However, some guards spotted the naked dead chef next to me and I just sat in one position, thinking "guards are like dogs and if you don't move they can't see you". Eventually I had to shoot them as I was getting nervous, so in order to deal with the rush of guards/targets at the door, I threw the vile food over there, making everyone who came in really sick. This knocked out one of the two targets so the other one showed up with grenades and threw them at me, but I threw them back at the big pile of bodies hoping to blow up dozens of people at once. This apparently stressed the game engine too much and the grenades stopped counting down to explode, so we all just stood around awkwardly. The target was like "look, man, this is a stealth game, it wasn't really designed for you to kill dozens of people in one hit. It probably just needs a minute to process" so I called him a nerd and shot him. As I walked away, the grenade went off, but it just "chunked" all the unconscious people into low-poly 2D sprites of cartoon guts. I was really disappointed in the game so I went back downstairs and tried to get into my escape boat thing, but as I was struggling and fighting to get in, I realised there was something else inside - a crying baby or something. I got increasingly agitated fighting with the covers and trying to find the source of the crying, then I was like "oh right" and woke up to take the crying puppy out to pee.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 10:28
|
|
|
dreamt that i was watching a streamer who claimed to be doing a hands-on look at Earthbound 2. the game starts up, with early PS1 graphics, to the party chasing after a huge train that's blowing smoke from comically large smokestacks. the streamer is like "huh... guess this game has some kinda anti-pollution message" and then one of the party members says "Wow. This says a lot about society." and the streamer started hooting and hollering about that
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 14:01
|
|
|
ol yeller posted:dreamed that i went to get lunch for everyone i work with and it played like those game n watch games to get each item that people had ordered. when i returned with 8 to go boxes each one was an insane mess: one had half a cheeseburger, one had a bunch of cold spaghetti-os floating around with some lettuce, one had an uncooked potato with a pickle in it, and they all had 3-4 french fries in them. Lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 14:02
|
|
|
even in gaming dreams, pepsi is just for when coke isn't available.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 15:29
|
|
|
I know you love handhelds so I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 15:49
|
|
|
ol yeller posted:dreamed that i went to get lunch for everyone i work with and it played like those game n watch games to get each item that people had ordered. when i returned with 8 to go boxes each one was an insane mess: one had half a cheeseburger, one had a bunch of cold spaghetti-os floating around with some lettuce, one had an uncooked potato with a pickle in it, and they all had 3-4 french fries in them. Bicyclops posted:even in gaming dreams, pepsi is just for when coke isn't available.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 15:56
|
|
|
ol yeller posted:dreamed that i went to get lunch for everyone i work with and it played like those game n watch games to get each item that people had ordered. when i returned with 8 to go boxes each one was an insane mess: one had half a cheeseburger, one had a bunch of cold spaghetti-os floating around with some lettuce, one had an uncooked potato with a pickle in it, and they all had 3-4 french fries in them. lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 16:25
|
|
|
jjust found out the supposedly best burger place in chicago is a place named Shiddy's and theres no way in hell i eat anything from there
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 16:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 19:08 |
|
|
Fungah! posted:jjust found out the supposedly best burger place in chicago is a place named Shiddy's and theres no way in hell i eat anything from there Lmao 
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2021 16:30
|
|