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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


it's true i took my blood pressure because it's a little higher than ideal and it was 136/83 and then i read byob for a while and it was 128/76!!!

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

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frump truck

hello... again!

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

it's true i took my blood pressure because it's a little higher than ideal and it was 136/83 and then i read byob for a while and it was 128/76!!!

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

diplomatic immunity

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
BYOB hotwaxed my backhair

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
when I was still a plasma donor I would read byob just before having my biometrics read (a pre donation requirement) and it always helped me calm down and lower that presh

nut

byob gives u zackery disease


where ur posts look ex-zackery like the posts I wanna read

Macnult

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

could someone in byob explain to me what a good blood pressure amount is and what [this number]/[that number] means? whenever i’m at the doctors they’re like “blood pressures great” which is dope and i remember asking what the numbers meant once but i don’t remember what they told me

Prof. Crocodile

Macnult posted:

could someone in byob explain to me what a good blood pressure amount is and what [this number]/[that number] means? whenever i’m at the doctors they’re like “blood pressures great” which is dope and i remember asking what the numbers meant once but i don’t remember what they told me

You want the ratio as close to 1:1 as possible. So blood pressure of 14/15 is good, but blood pressure of 3,427/3,426 is even better.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Macnult posted:

could someone in byob explain to me what a good blood pressure amount is and what [this number]/[that number] means? whenever i’m at the doctors they’re like “blood pressures great” which is dope and i remember asking what the numbers meant once but i don’t remember what they told me
The top number is when your heart is squeezing and the bottom number is when it’s not squeezing and it used to be that being under 140/90 was normal but they changed the blood pressure rules a few years ago and now it’s supposed to be under 130/80 or 120/80 and everyone has high blood pressure now.

But if you read byob ur blood pressure will go down


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Mushroom Zingdom
I don't mean to brag, but I could cut those pressures in half. Like, it'll be real sludgy

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Posting in byob finally made all the poo poo come out of my body (and into my posts)


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
this thread reminded me to take my meds :)

Macnult

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The top number is when your heart is squeezing and the bottom number is when it’s not squeezing and it used to be that being under 140/90 was normal but they changed the blood pressure rules a few years ago and now it’s supposed to be under 130/80 or 120/80 and everyone has high blood pressure now.

But if you read byob ur blood pressure will go down

i hope my blood pressure isn’t too low after reading byob :ohdear:

Goons Are Gifts

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Posting in byob finally made all the poo poo come out of my body (and into my posts)


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I actually have very low blood pressure. To the point where I'll pass out if I stand up too quickly. Perhaps overconsumption of byob is to blame?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I actually have very low blood pressure. To the point where I'll pass out if I stand up too quickly. Perhaps overconsumption of byob is to blame?

try reading a politics forum before you stand up!


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Heather Papps

hello friend


this explains the heretofore very strange correlation between my being sick and not posting. i always thought it was that when i was very ill i turned into an animal only concerned with trying to get better but i'm thinking now that it's not posting that causes the change?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Jinh

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

it's true i took my blood pressure because it's a little higher than ideal and it was 136/83 and then i read byob for a while and it was 128/76!!!

i wonder what other health benefits reading and posting in byob can confer?

Ooh I know! Posting in byob makes u incredibly sexy too. And if you post in the right thread, at the verrrry end of it...you will become a billionaire

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

frump truck posted:

diplomatic immunity

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I actually have very low blood pressure. To the point where I'll pass out if I stand up too quickly. Perhaps overconsumption of byob is to blame?

I hear licorice is great for that. Licorice: anti-byob?

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
*side effects of byob may include; halitosis, lethargy, insomnia, dizziness, hallucinations, mass hysteria, cats and dogs getting married, skin irritation

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
byob reverses hair loss, and restores male virility

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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Nosfereefer posted:

byob reverses hair loss, and restores male virility

BYOB is not intended to treat, diagnose, prevent, or cure diseases. Please see your health professional if you need medical treatment.



pseudorandom



Don't worry everyone, I'm here, I'll do the needful.

My blood pressure is 420/69

I'm going to read BYOB until my blood pressure is so low that my entire body is flaccid.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


free Trapt CD posted:

I hear licorice is great for that. Licorice: anti-byob?

Yuck

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