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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A crooked TV interviewer known for his shock interviews dies in a car accident and his punishment for living a wicked life is he has to have an interview with Sisyphus to see if he really is happy but he can only get the interview after Sisyphus finishes work.

# ? Apr 29, 2021 12:59

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:27

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Leonard Cohen and Cambria

# ? Apr 29, 2021 16:53

xcheopis

sk posted:

"ocean's unleavened", a thread to discuss which types of bread are best at doing crimes

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Apr 29, 2021 19:06

xcheopis

Prurient Squid posted:

A crooked TV interviewer known for his shock interviews dies in a car accident and his punishment for living a wicked life is he has to have an interview with Sisyphus to see if he really is happy but he can only get the interview after Sisyphus finishes work.

"I'm Robin Leach. I'm going to Hell. And I don't know whyyyy."

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Apr 29, 2021 19:08

Prof. Crocodile

A salsa that is made in Jersey City, but it tells everyone it is made in New York City because it sounds cooler.

# ? Apr 30, 2021 03:18

more falafel please: forums poster

Prof. Crocodile posted:

A salsa that is made in Jersey City, but it tells everyone it is made in New York City because it sounds cooler.

NEW YORK CITY???

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Apr 30, 2021 03:56

Goons Are Gifts

Posting on the joke thread sex number thanks for your attention please keep posting

# ? Apr 30, 2021 06:26

Tree Bucket: R.I.P.idura leucophrys

A book that ranks fairy folk by how untrustworthy they are, titled "Shifty Grades of Fey"

# ? Apr 30, 2021 08:59

Dip Viscous

cool product slogans

"i think it's there!"

"i threw a spoon right at it!"

# ? Apr 30, 2021 11:15

Finger Prince

Tree Bucket posted:

A book that ranks fairy folk by how untrustworthy they are, titled "Shifty Grades of Fey"

# ? Apr 30, 2021 13:33

xcheopis

Tree Bucket posted:

A book that ranks fairy folk by how untrustworthy they are, titled "Shifty Grades of Fey"

# ? Apr 30, 2021 14:19

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Tree Bucket posted:

A book that ranks fairy folk by how untrustworthy they are, titled "Shifty Grades of Fey"

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 30, 2021 14:42

biosterous

Tree Bucket posted:

A book that ranks fairy folk by how untrustworthy they are, titled "Shifty Grades of Fey"

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Apr 30, 2021 17:04

google THIS

Tree Bucket posted:

A book that ranks fairy folk by how untrustworthy they are, titled "Shifty Grades of Fey"

# ? Apr 30, 2021 17:37

deep dish peat moss

a rap song that begins with

I can fall asleep for a week
Some think that's a problem but I think it's pretty sweet

# ? May 1, 2021 09:01

Prof. Crocodile

deep dish peat moss posted:

a rap song that begins with

I can fall asleep for a week
Some think that's a problem but I think it's pretty sweet

ain�t nothin but a zzz thing baby

# ? May 1, 2021 16:33

Yinlock

Goons Are Great posted:

Posting on the joke thread sex number thanks for your attention please keep posting

making the "posting on the sex number page" joke but absolutely nobody gets it

# ? May 1, 2021 20:47

Dip Viscous

i don't get it

# ? May 1, 2021 21:50

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

deep dish peat moss posted:

a rap song that begins with

I can fall asleep for a week
Some think that's a problem but I think it's pretty sweet

rap van winkle

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? May 2, 2021 16:38

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

waluigi stands for wet rear end luigi, and other essays

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? May 2, 2021 16:38

more falafel please: forums poster

defenestrate (v): the act of acidifying a previously alkaline wetland

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# ? May 3, 2021 03:24

more falafel please: forums poster

Finger Prince posted:

Putting the romance in necromancer.

Necromancer is a fancy word for vampire

# ? May 3, 2021 04:42

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Dip Viscous posted:

i don't get it

no shame in waiting until you meet that special someone

# ? May 3, 2021 06:40

biosterous

xcheopis posted:

Necromancer is a fancy word for vampire

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^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? May 3, 2021 15:47

Dip Viscous

walkthroughs for retro video games written in the style of recipe websites

# ? May 4, 2021 04:08

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

canyoneer posted:

no shame in waiting until you meet that special someone

Dip Viscous posted:

walkthroughs for retro video games written in the style of recipe websites

lol

# ? May 4, 2021 04:18

Prof. Crocodile

Dip Viscous posted:

walkthroughs for retro video games written in the style of recipe websites

my earliest memories of kid icarus come from my grandmother, at her house in the country, when I was 9 years old. I came from a big family, and playing video games were an important ritual that helped keep us connected, both to ourselves and to our past. playing video games during the holidays were quiet the production, with almost every member of the family shuffling around the den, eager to contribute to the days festivities. but kid icarus was something that only grandma and I played, and playing it together felt like sharing a secret with your best friend.

the walkthrough below is based on the strategy that my grandmother perfected over years of playing kid icarus�a strategy that she kept tinkering with, in true grandma fashion, until she passed away in 2006. but to really understand the walkthrough, and why she cultivated it so diligently, we have to go back to Prussia in 1902, when her mother�my great grandmother�was just starting to dream of a new life in America while making handmade video games at local market in konigsburg.

young people today may find this hard to believe, but in the days before raytracing and subsecond load screens, every piece of the video game was made by hand. it was hard work, but to those old world artisans the craftsmanship was its own reward. I often think about my great grandmother, meticulously placing one pixel next to another, and wonder what she would have thought of me and grandma casually entering passwords that we had looked up in Nintendo power, instead of earning them hard way. would she have been angry, or would she have instinctively understood the bond that we were sharing as we traded the controller back and forth and traded inside jokes about how the snakes looked cross-eyed?

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 13:49 on May 4, 2021

# ? May 4, 2021 13:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Prof. Crocodile posted:

my earliest memories of kid icarus come from my grandmother, at her house in the country, when I was 9 years old. I came from a big family, and playing video games were an important ritual that helped keep us connected, both to ourselves and to our past. playing video games during the holidays were quiet the production, with almost every member of the family shuffling around the den, eager to contribute to the days festivities. but kid icarus was something that only grandma and I played, and playing it together felt like sharing a secret with your best friend.

the walkthrough below is based on the strategy that my grandmother perfected over years of playing kid icarus�a strategy that she kept tinkering with, in true grandma fashion, until she passed away in 2006. but to really understand the walkthrough, and why she cultivated it so diligently, we have to go back to Prussia in 1902, when her mother�my great grandmother�was just starting to dream of a new life in America while making handmade video games at local market in konigsburg.

young people today may find this hard to believe, but in the days before raytracing and subsecond load screens, every piece of the video game was made by hand. it was hard work, but to those old world artisans the craftsmanship was its own reward. I often think about my great grandmother, meticulously placing one pixel next to another, and wonder what she would have thought of me and grandma casually entering passwords that we had looked up in Nintendo power, instead of earning them hard way.

# ? May 4, 2021 13:49

deep dish peat moss

Prof. Crocodile posted:

my earliest memories of kid icarus come from my grandmother, at her house in the country, when I was 9 years old. I came from a big family, and playing video games were an important ritual that helped keep us connected, both to ourselves and to our past. playing video games during the holidays were quiet the production, with almost every member of the family shuffling around the den, eager to contribute to the days festivities. but kid icarus was something that only grandma and I played, and playing it together felt like sharing a secret with your best friend.

the walkthrough below is based on the strategy that my grandmother perfected over years of playing kid icarus�a strategy that she kept tinkering with, in true grandma fashion, until she passed away in 2006. but to really understand the walkthrough, and why she cultivated it so diligently, we have to go back to Prussia in 1902, when her mother�my great grandmother�was just starting to dream of a new life in America while making handmade video games at local market in konigsburg.

young people today may find this hard to believe, but in the days before raytracing and subsecond load screens, every piece of the video game was made by hand. it was hard work, but to those old world artisans the craftsmanship was its own reward. I often think about my great grandmother, meticulously placing one pixel next to another, and wonder what she would have thought of me and grandma casually entering passwords that we had looked up in Nintendo power, instead of earning them hard way. would she have been angry, or would she have instinctively understood the bond that we were sharing as we traded the controller back and forth and traded inside jokes about how the snakes looked cross-eyed?

# ? May 4, 2021 14:08

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

my earliest memories of kid icarus come from my grandmother, at her house in the country, when I was 9 years old. I came from a big family, and playing video games were an important ritual that helped keep us connected, both to ourselves and to our past. playing video games during the holidays were quiet the production, with almost every member of the family shuffling around the den, eager to contribute to the days festivities. but kid icarus was something that only grandma and I played, and playing it together felt like sharing a secret with your best friend.

the walkthrough below is based on the strategy that my grandmother perfected over years of playing kid icarus�a strategy that she kept tinkering with, in true grandma fashion, until she passed away in 2006. but to really understand the walkthrough, and why she cultivated it so diligently, we have to go back to Prussia in 1902, when her mother�my great grandmother�was just starting to dream of a new life in America while making handmade video games at local market in konigsburg.

young people today may find this hard to believe, but in the days before raytracing and subsecond load screens, every piece of the video game was made by hand. it was hard work, but to those old world artisans the craftsmanship was its own reward. I often think about my great grandmother, meticulously placing one pixel next to another, and wonder what she would have thought of me and grandma casually entering passwords that we had looked up in Nintendo power, instead of earning them hard way. would she have been angry, or would she have instinctively understood the bond that we were sharing as we traded the controller back and forth and traded inside jokes about how the snakes looked cross-eyed?

looool

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# ? May 4, 2021 15:45

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Ancient philosophers compiling a list of opposites and just getting it wrong.

# ? May 4, 2021 17:02

Dip Viscous

Prof. Crocodile posted:

my earliest memories of kid icarus come from my grandmother, at her house in the country, when I was 9 years old. I came from a big family, and playing video games were an important ritual that helped keep us connected, both to ourselves and to our past. playing video games during the holidays were quiet the production, with almost every member of the family shuffling around the den, eager to contribute to the days festivities. but kid icarus was something that only grandma and I played, and playing it together felt like sharing a secret with your best friend.

the walkthrough below is based on the strategy that my grandmother perfected over years of playing kid icarus�a strategy that she kept tinkering with, in true grandma fashion, until she passed away in 2006. but to really understand the walkthrough, and why she cultivated it so diligently, we have to go back to Prussia in 1902, when her mother�my great grandmother�was just starting to dream of a new life in America while making handmade video games at local market in konigsburg.

young people today may find this hard to believe, but in the days before raytracing and subsecond load screens, every piece of the video game was made by hand. it was hard work, but to those old world artisans the craftsmanship was its own reward. I often think about my great grandmother, meticulously placing one pixel next to another, and wonder what she would have thought of me and grandma casually entering passwords that we had looked up in Nintendo power, instead of earning them hard way. would she have been angry, or would she have instinctively understood the bond that we were sharing as we traded the controller back and forth and traded inside jokes about how the snakes looked cross-eyed?

lol perfect

# ? May 5, 2021 00:31

deep dish peat moss

No I'm not super-gay, just reggae.

# ? May 5, 2021 12:35

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A cross country nun-only running championship called "nuns on the run".

But now I'm imagining a Mother Superior running ahead ala Full Metal Jacket shouting motivational catholic abuse.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 16:47 on May 5, 2021

# ? May 5, 2021 15:39

google THIS

Prof. Crocodile posted:

my earliest memories of kid icarus come from my grandmother, at her house in the country, when I was 9 years old. I came from a big family, and playing video games were an important ritual that helped keep us connected, both to ourselves and to our past. playing video games during the holidays were quiet the production, with almost every member of the family shuffling around the den, eager to contribute to the days festivities. but kid icarus was something that only grandma and I played, and playing it together felt like sharing a secret with your best friend.

the walkthrough below is based on the strategy that my grandmother perfected over years of playing kid icarus�a strategy that she kept tinkering with, in true grandma fashion, until she passed away in 2006. but to really understand the walkthrough, and why she cultivated it so diligently, we have to go back to Prussia in 1902, when her mother�my great grandmother�was just starting to dream of a new life in America while making handmade video games at local market in konigsburg.

young people today may find this hard to believe, but in the days before raytracing and subsecond load screens, every piece of the video game was made by hand. it was hard work, but to those old world artisans the craftsmanship was its own reward. I often think about my great grandmother, meticulously placing one pixel next to another, and wonder what she would have thought of me and grandma casually entering passwords that we had looked up in Nintendo power, instead of earning them hard way. would she have been angry, or would she have instinctively understood the bond that we were sharing as we traded the controller back and forth and traded inside jokes about how the snakes looked cross-eyed?

A post so good it killed the thread before it started

# ? May 5, 2021 17:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

A post so good it killed the thread before it started

pro life protesters gathering outside byob as we speak

:ohdear:

# ? May 5, 2021 19:05

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:27

Dip Viscous

the most effort i was going to put in was like

pg49: "and while i lost my mother that day, i gained many friends. that's why, on the screen you will will see upon pressing start, i always name the main character Blorfo"

self owned

Dip Viscous fucked around with this message at 23:40 on May 5, 2021

# ? May 5, 2021 23:36

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sk posted:

Prurient Squid posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Tree Bucket posted:

Tree Bucket posted:

Tree Bucket posted:

Tree Bucket posted:

Tree Bucket posted:

deep dish peat moss posted:

Goons Are Great posted:

deep dish peat moss posted:

more falafel please posted:

more falafel please posted:

Finger Prince posted:

Dip Viscous posted:

xcheopis posted:

canyoneer posted:

Dip Viscous posted:

Dip Viscous posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

google THIS posted: