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goatface posted:What's everyone else having? I had my favorite gross home-invented recipe. The 2 most prominent ingredients are tinned sardines and pickled chillies.
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Id eat that. Anything pickled is loving great
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I suppose I could come to the motorbike meet but the only bike I've got access to is me da's 50 year old AJS in a barn in Suffolk that hasn't moved for 2 years and even then only went to a couple of miles. Oh and I can't ride a motorbike.
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Apr 29, 2021 18:43
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The not being able to ride a motorcycle problem is solved quickly, normally permanently
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Trainee PornStar posted:I thought you meant pushbikes.. I will of course be up for a meet in cornwall. Which you’ve surmised in spite of my vague posting  Aye. Cornish goon motorcycle meet. Also regarding accommodation, yeah prices are stupid for bookings. I might get a premier inn if they remain that ludicrous.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I suppose I could come to the motorbike meet but the only bike I've got access to is me da's 50 year old AJS in a barn in Suffolk that hasn't moved for 2 years and even then only went to a couple of miles. Oh and I can't ride a motorbike. It takes half a morning to get a CBT and ten minutes to buy a £1000+ reliable Japanese 125CC motorcycle. Get it done if you want to come.
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Gasmask posted:Got to take my three year old for a covid test first thing because he’s got a bit of a cough. Thanks nursery. if you order the home test ones they arrive next day
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Steakandchips posted:It takes half a morning to get a CBT and ten minutes to buy a £1000+ reliable Japanese 125CC motorcycle. I feel like cock & balls torture would not have a positive effect on your motorcycle riding prowess, but who am I to judge
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Apr 29, 2021 19:00
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I have extraordinarily stinky farts this evening
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Apr 29, 2021 19:00
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Maugrim posted:I feel like cock & balls torture would not have a positive effect on your motorcycle riding prowess, but who am I to judge if your suspension is bad enough then it's two birds one stone well no stones by the end of it
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Apr 29, 2021 19:02
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https://twitter.com/JaneSamuels/status/1387816924680183815
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Apr 29, 2021 19:07
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Hebden Bridge is great, and I love it there.
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Apr 29, 2021 19:09
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Maugrim posted:I feel like cock & balls torture would not have a positive effect on your motorcycle riding prowess, but who am I to judge I'm always thrown for a minute when I have therapy and they recommend some CBT.
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Apr 29, 2021 19:14
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hemale in pain posted:Id eat that. Anything pickled is loving great - Squeeze the juice from a lemon into a small tupperware container and add a pinch of salt. -Tip the tinned sardines into the container and mix them in well. Leave the mixture to fester for a bit while you do the other stuff. - Chop a smallish onion and fry it in a saucepan. After a few minutes add a chopped red pepper and fry that too. - In between the frying, add to the fish mix a squirt of tomato puree, ground black pepper, monosodium glutamate, a dash of fish sauce and as many forkfulls of pickled chillies as you can handle. Add sufficient splashes of water to enable everything to be mixed up into a thick fishy goop. - Now smash a garlic clove and fry it with the onions and peppers for a minute or so (don't let it burn!) - Mix the fish goop in with the frying stuff, add a bit more water if needed and bring the whole mess to a slow simmer. - Stick the lid on the pan and leave it to do its thing while you cook some pasta to mix in with it.
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The_Doctor posted:Hebden Bridge is great, and I love it there.
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Ratjaculation posted:I have extraordinarily stinky farts this evening same op
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Apr 29, 2021 20:56
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just poo poo so hard I'm going to need to strip off and hose off the backspray
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Looke posted:same op I know 
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Apr 29, 2021 21:49
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NotJustANumber99 posted:just poo poo so hard I'm going to need to strip off and hose off the backspray In Egypt (and other countries) they have a little hose attached to the toilet instead of a bog brush. It’s genuinely called a ‘shitoff’ in Arabic.
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Poo hoses are fine but it goes everywhere. Especially in normal western/non squat toilets Bidet superiority. Then tp. Then poo hose.
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Apr 30, 2021 07:44
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I miss Ichibuns in London. They had proper Japanese toilets with the bidet built in and everything. I hope they reopen again.
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Apr 30, 2021 09:09
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you've... held it in.. all this time??
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Apr 30, 2021 09:11
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I'm using the luxurious outdoor toilet again today.
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Apr 30, 2021 09:39
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Am posting from toilet.
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Apr 30, 2021 09:57
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I'm en route to the toilet A different one from posters above tho 
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Apr 30, 2021 10:01
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I'm on a train but not going to the toilet (yet) sadly
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Apr 30, 2021 10:05
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It's raining.
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Apr 30, 2021 10:52
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wrong
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Apr 30, 2021 11:07
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Posting from the office toilet in work time!!!! Freeeeee loooo rolll
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Apr 30, 2021 11:20
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Hunter-gatherer lifestyle except it involves foraging in the office for bog roll, biscuits and freeze-dried coffee.
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Maugrim posted:Can one of you at GSTT please find out what they just called me about, I'm waiting for a date for my cochlear implant op but they keep trying to reach me by the phone which I am too deaf to use Oh poo poo they called back and I got my wife to answer and apparently I'm having the surgery next Friday. Cool! But also (relevant to toilet chat) bricking it a little. Imma be a cyborg
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Apr 30, 2021 11:24
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congrats on pending ears op
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Apr 30, 2021 11:27
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CancerCakes posted:Posting from the office toilet in work time!!!! I'm genuinely annoyed about how much I've spent on bog roll during lockdown. I used to have a very optimal working-hours only pooping schedule.
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Apr 30, 2021 11:30
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StarkingBarfish posted:I'm genuinely annoyed about how much I've spent on bog roll during lockdown. I used to have a very optimal working-hours only pooping schedule. poo poo in the woods and use leaves
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Apr 30, 2021 11:41
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poo poo on the leaves and use wood
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Apr 30, 2021 11:47
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StarkingBarfish posted:I'm genuinely annoyed about how much I've spent on bog roll during lockdown. I used to have a very optimal working-hours only pooping schedule. Same. I almost exclusively drank coffee in the office since it has a nice filter machine. About a month into lockdown the instant stuff at home wasn't cutting it and I ended up buying a coffee machine.
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Apr 30, 2021 11:53
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i used to work at a startup that got bought and they had free everything. soft drinks, cereal, beer. those were the days.
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Apr 30, 2021 11:55
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It's a Gregg's kinda day today
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Lmao https://twitter.com/UkrainianAK/status/1387846342626750464?s=19
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el dingo posted:It's a Gregg's kinda day today Contemplating lunchtime options and Gregg's is a strong contender
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