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Everybody sitting on everybody else's legs.
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Ratjaculation posted:And thanks friends for all the offers of helping me with my invoicing, unfortunately it needed specific info that is trapped on my dead laptop because I'm an idiot and didn't save it in a dropbox folder. Do you still need a charger for it?I think I've got a magsafe-connector mac charger sitting around somewhere, happy to ship it over (if thats the one you need)
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:07 |
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yeah just stick your address up here and well get it shipped to you
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:11 |
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Lay-Z Spa Swindon
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:31 |
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I'm kinda OK with the hot tub, I'm not OK with having to fill 700l by bucket.
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:33 |
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Jose posted:New job opportunity for you hemale in pain
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:35 |
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i missed that post. i will deliver hot piss to you directly jose
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:36 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lay-Z-Spa
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:36 |
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Salisbury Snape posted:I'm kinda OK with the hot tub, I'm not OK with having to fill 700l by bucket. Get hosed
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:49 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Get hosed
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:52 |
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Just been shopping in Bristol centre and it was rammed - haven't seen it that busy since last summer. Could almost have been normal if not for the masks and the queues to get into the big shops.Bobby Deluxe posted:mikus delivery service I Googled this assuming that it was some wholesome Manga series and was disappointed to find that it doesn't exist.
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:09 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:I Googled this assuming that it was some wholesome Manga series and was disappointed to find that it doesn't exist.
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:13 |
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My neighbours have just got a Lay-Z Spa do I need to prepare for some swinging action
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:24 |
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Why are there so many posts itt all of a sudden
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:37 |
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We're nearing the end of the pandemic everyone is excited to chat
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:38 |
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I believe pampus grass is the secret sign Went to homebase for a single pot of paint and got to do the click collect smug walk past the loving massive queue
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Party Boat posted:My neighbours have just got a Lay-Z Spa do I need to prepare for some swinging action Hello neighbour. I'm sorry I shat on your lawn
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:42 |
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hemale in pain posted:i missed that post.
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:47 |
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The_Doctor posted:I knew a woman who would change her sheets every day because she liked fresh sheets so much. Fresh bed linen is loving wonderful.
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:05 |
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pim01 posted:Do you still need a charger for it?I think I've got a magsafe-connector mac charger sitting around somewhere, happy to ship it over (if thats the one you need) But if it's just gathering dust I'd be keen to buy it from you when work starts rolling in.
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:21 |
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Also, I just found half a bag of Aldi chunky chips buried at the back of the freezer so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7z192I-mQM
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:23 |
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We've finally had an offer on a house accepted so now I'm building a shrine to the spirits of housing chains to ensure we get to move before 2025
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:29 |
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Congrats MJ! Has it got a garden? A patio?
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:32 |
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There is a patio, but I could always extend it over the lawn if I need to hide a body. What is the etiquette with patio corpses when moving? Do they take them? Do they at least let us know how close to capacity the patio is?
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:36 |
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goongrats on the house friend!
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:37 |
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Probably worth leaving existing patio bodies in situ when you move, so as to not make the patio uneven for the newcomers. If it was a house swap it would be easy to agree to each move X number of corpses, but with a chain it's just going to complicate an already often stressful situation Also, me and Vitty will take the master bedroom, tia
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:48 |
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CancerCakes posted:Yeah we used to eat them because we thought it was what you had to do as students, then we all had a crack ping moment of why are we doing this to ourselves I lived off Ginsters pasties and my patented 'cut up a sausage and fry it up with curry sauce out of a jar' at uni. Didnt learn to actually cook til I was 22. Edit: oh yeah also the kebab van Hassan's 4 lyfe feedmegin fucked around with this message at 18:49 on May 1, 2021 |
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feedmegin posted:I lived off Ginsters pasties and my patented 'cut up a sausage and fry it up with curry sauce out of a jar' at uni. Didnt learn to actually cook til I was 22. I learned to cook in my third year of uni. I couldn't cook for myself outside of roasting vegetables and lots of people commented on the fact I'd lost a lot of weight and looked super unhealthy (this may also have been the depression that I took a while to get actually diagnosed so I could have brain medicine). I asked my mum a few times to give me a general idea of a few key kitchen things but she hates people in the kitchen with her so refuses. Eventually I moved in with a fresh set of people and they did communal dinners so I learned the "well I'll start chopping up an onion and we'll see where we go" school of cooking. And now I'm pretty great at it and do most of the household cooking.
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# ? May 1, 2021 18:51 |
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I'm not much of a cook but then I'm not much of anything else either. The kitchen is where the booze is so I enjoy cooking but everything takes ages as I ignore the timings as long as there's a glass of wine in my hand. Which there is.
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:01 |
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just saved a starling from a hawk
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:11 |
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Mojo Jojo posted:We've finally had an offer on a house accepted so now I'm building a shrine to the spirits of housing chains to ensure we get to move before 2025 Welcome to the bizarre universe of trivial and yet exceedingly important forms and inexplicable delays that push the timeline for your purchase far, far beyond the end of your rented property agreement.
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:15 |
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I did a real poo poo job of resealing the tiling of the bathroom tiles in my rented house but better than looking at rotting sealant. Ratty, I’d be happy to send you a tenner if it’d help you out with lovely invoicing times, I’ve been there.
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:17 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:just saved a starling from a hawk That starling will grow up to be the next Hitler. You've doomed us all
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:17 |
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Upsetting the natural way of things never ended well. Just ask the dinosaurs
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:20 |
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The key is to be on your conveyancers back all the time, and turn around anything on your end as quickly as possible. If your conveyancer tells you the other side is being slow get on the estate agents back. Call both every day regardless, because if you don't some other oval office is and they are the ones whose work will get done. I don't if it is possible to start a chain WhatsApp now, that would cause some good drama...
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:24 |
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the ideal thing would have been to throw some raw chicken to the hawk distracting it so the starling could get away, also befriending a hawk might have been a kestrel though and i can tell you as a northerner that does not end well
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:35 |
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What good is saving the starling if you've murdered a chicken to do it?
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# ? May 1, 2021 19:44 |
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Church Ladyboy posted:I did a real poo poo job of resealing the tiling of the bathroom tiles in my rented house but better than looking at rotting sealant. Ratty literally threw my fray bentos back in my face when i offered to help and the tins hurt
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# ? May 1, 2021 20:03 |
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Ratty is a proud man whose always stood on his own two hind paws.
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An hour into a 20 minute sweet and sour recipe. Ovens on dunno why
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