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kirbysuperstar posted:LaB hasn't been a moderator for yonks now I'm just gonna assume a yonk is a metric measurement.
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Right, if it was an American unit it'd be "yanks".
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# ? May 1, 2021 06:35 |
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Elviscat posted:Right, if it was an American unit it'd be "yanks". If anyone “yanks” to this thread I’m giving up on the internet
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# ? May 1, 2021 06:45 |
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I am now going to use yonk as a weird arbitrary unit of measure and make up a fake historical fact around it. I mean, people thought arshins and the metric system were a thing.
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# ? May 1, 2021 07:03 |
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imagine trying to use a base 10 system when u can use a base gently caress it system. “The width of a standard car? Oh that’s about fuckin 1/3 of a pica there bud”. How do you convert??? You just loving pick random numbers and call it good. How many fahrenheits in a foot? About 1.4 kilomiles. How many yards in a inch? About 6 kips. Math becomes way easier too, 4 foots divided by 1/4 of a furlong becomes .023 ounces. Fuckin amazing bud. Murrica truly has everything figured out, we had to show up smarty rear end europeons because they wouldn’t shut up about how amazing their mootrick system was so we proved everyone wrong and put a man on the moon using the imperial system.
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# ? May 1, 2021 12:24 |
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El Fideo posted:crummies
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# ? May 1, 2021 12:41 |
Yes but have you considered. Foot is like a human foot Easy to get out and measure and also visualize.
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# ? May 1, 2021 14:54 |
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Hihohe posted:Yes but have you considered. Which shoe size are you?
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# ? May 1, 2021 15:10 |
My foot is a foot long.
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# ? May 1, 2021 16:06 |
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If cubits were good enough to build the goddamned pyramids then they're good enough for electrical engineering.
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Solice Kirsk posted:If cubits were good enough to build the goddamned pyramids then they're good enough for electrical engineering.
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# ? May 1, 2021 16:28 |
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https://i.imgur.com/6VEzzgi.mp4
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# ? May 1, 2021 16:30 |
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jaegerx posted:If anyone “yanks” to this thread I’m giving up on the internet Okay back to it
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# ? May 1, 2021 16:45 |
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Hihohe posted:My foot is a foot long. nice foot for a clown to have at the circus
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# ? May 1, 2021 16:59 |
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Goddammit
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:05 |
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Are they on a bus? Why can't I see the street? Why does it look like they're flying through the sky?! What kind of vehicle is that?!
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:09 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Are they on a bus? Why can't I see the street? Why does it look like they're flying through the sky?! What kind of vehicle is that?! It's the flying bus from Fortnite. The dude's about to wipe out tomato town.
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:10 |
This was a delayed Aug for me. The kind where you look at it and are like "thats pretty gross" but it doesnt really hit you. Then like 10 minutes you see the thread, and it makes you think about the last thing posted. It rattles some doom thoughts to the surface of your brain like "what does it smell like" and "does he ever lick it" and before you know it youve thrown up in your mouth like 3 times.
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:34 |
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It's natural to be curious what your weird bodily folds smell like. What gets me is the very specific weird fingerfucking he gives his navel when a single finger and quick swirl would get the job done.
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:45 |
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Why would you eat belly lint, it's just a mix of hair and dust, and I already eat more of those than i want to involuntarily.
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:55 |
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OwlFancier posted:Why would you eat belly lint, it's just a mix of hair and dust, and I already eat more of those than i want to involuntarily. Two great tastes that taste great together!
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# ? May 1, 2021 17:57 |
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It's that sealed-in belly sebum scent that really Ah gently caress ok I can't I'm done
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Tubgoat posted:It's natural to be curious what your weird bodily folds smell like. What gets me is the very specific weird fingerfucking he gives his navel when a single finger and quick swirl would get the job done. The friction releases the fragrances, not unlike a bartender slapping basil.
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# ? May 1, 2021 20:08 |
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When I slap basil he just hits me back, and he doesn't become any more fragrant.
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# ? May 1, 2021 20:09 |
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What's the belly belt for? There's just so much weird going on that's getting overshadowed by the belly button loving.
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# ? May 1, 2021 22:00 |
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I thought Chris Chan content was banned?
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# ? May 1, 2021 22:10 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:What's the belly belt for? There's just so much weird going on that's getting overshadowed by the belly button loving. I think that might be a girdle. But I'm not sure if the top is permanently cropped or whether it's just rolled up.
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# ? May 1, 2021 22:40 |
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Dude fingerbangs his navel to the point he needs to strap his entrails in or else they'll come spritzing out like silly string
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# ? May 1, 2021 23:16 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:What's the belly belt for? There's just so much weird going on that's getting overshadowed by the belly button loving. You think he's strapped in for HIS safety??
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# ? May 2, 2021 04:33 |
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The phrygian cap is also A Choice.
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# ? May 2, 2021 04:35 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Are they on a bus? Why can't I see the street? Why does it look like they're flying through the sky?! What kind of vehicle is that?! Appears to be a ferry. To somewhere horrible I assume.
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# ? May 2, 2021 05:04 |
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Is this available as a tweet or something else I could share? I am not googling man finger loving belly button
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# ? May 2, 2021 10:30 |
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Benny Harvey posted:Is this available as a tweet or something else I could share? I am not googling man finger loving belly button https://twitter.com/inceltown/status/1388800560854229000 Or you could just save a copy somewhere and tweet it yourself.
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thank's
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Inceltown posted:https://twitter.com/inceltown/status/1388800560854229000 Good Twitter display name.
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# ? May 2, 2021 17:02 |
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Switching from mobile to desktop on this thread was not a good idea good lord
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# ? May 2, 2021 18:50 |
https://twitter.com/insaneppltweets/status/1388941126053228545?s=21
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# ? May 2, 2021 21:42 |
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What in the actual gently caress??
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# ? May 4, 2021 15:21 |
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Brawnfire posted:Dude fingerbangs his navel to the point he needs to strap his entrails in or else they'll come spritzing out like silly string This both made me laugh, and also cured me of all sex forever. Your mother will be so disappointed
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I think I’ve got a suspect in the hamster murder.
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