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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:There was like two years where my mind had been burned out by psychedelics where I thought eating food was gross. I mean it's a bodily function and we don't normally poo poo or piss or have sex or do other bodily functions in front of other people. But somehow we eat gross food around strangers?? Thankfully fried chicken places and BBQ restaurants cured me of this That was weird to read
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Appropriately American since the 1911 is an oversized, overweight, obsolete gun
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Outrail posted:That was weird to read It was weird to live
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:It was weird to live That story combined with your redtext is fascinating
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uber_stoat posted:a champion rises! its a young david beckham
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Appropriately American since the 1911 is an oversized, overweight, obsolete gun That's not a 1911 but everything you said still applies lol
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SavageMessiah posted:That's not a 1911 but everything you said still applies lol Yeah, I realized after I posted that it doesn't have the 1911 safety but it's some kind of exposed hammer 1911-alike? e: looks like Beretta m9, nm, lol. Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud fucked around with this message at 05:44 on May 1, 2021 |
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May 1, 2021 05:41
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Gun nerdery is very Americana
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Smugworth posted:Gun nerdery is very Americana Question: (and I mean this in the most non-judgey way I can.) Is there a lot of overlap between gun nerds and car nerds? I would imagine in the darker toxic-masculinity sides of both nerd-doms there would be a lot of "look at how tough I am, my gun/car is bigger than yours." But what about the weirdo engineer/mechanic type people who like taking apart mechanical things and seeing how they work and tinkering with things. You would think that both gun and car nerd-ery would scratch that itch.
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In my experience the gun people just really like trucks, I wouldn’t call them car nerds but I suppose the term itself is pretty loose.
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The bigger the tires on the bro-dozer, the more AR-15s not secured in a gun safe at home.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Buddy, I marinated this $20 dollar hunk of flank steak in tequila, lime juice, garlic, jalapeños, and a fuckton of cilantro all day. Now I’m gonna fire up the charcoal and when it gets real drat hot I’m gonna let this beefy bitch kiss that fire for maybe two minutes on each side then let it settle a few off the flame. Then while it’s resting I’m gonna throw some sliced peppers and onions on the grill until they juuuuuuuuusssstttt start to blister. Then I’m gonna slice up that steak real thin and put it on a plate and point you over to the table where you can find some fajita fixins. Go on, help yourself, we’re all friends here. *Schlickschlickschlickschlick*
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Szyznyk posted:The bigger the tires on the bro-dozer, the more AR-15s not secured in a gun safe at home. Can't forget the truck balls hanging in the rear. It's a dead giveaway.
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You know what else is Americana? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BarrenSmallBeauceron-mobile.mp4   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0TFwcGMsxI
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halokiller posted:You know what else is Americana? love how the dad doesn't even instinctively protect the kid like the mom does
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Anything more dressed up than cheap corn chips, cheese from a giant can, and pickled jalapenos (bonus if you're also eating a turkey leg) is not worth the money. All these things can be found at the flea market. Or the gas station. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNb_MoqxA5o
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uber_stoat posted:McDonald's advertising was for a while a very strange and slightly sinister Sid and Marty Krofft hellscape. here's a commercial where the aforementioned Gobblins devour the hateful Filet O' Fish filching Captain Crook. This is from a couple of pages ago but Sid and Marty Krofft actually successfully sued McDonalds over their characters. Mostly because McDonalds originally contacted them to design some stuff, they canceled the project and then just used knock off designs.
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halokiller posted:You know what else is Americana? Pfft, that's small scale stuff quote:A New Hampshire family’s gender reveal party was such a blast that it set off reports of an earthquake, and could be heard from across the state line, police said.
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Starting a 20000 acre wildfire is not "small stuff"
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Mr. Crow posted:Starting a 20000 acre wildfire is not "small stuff" ordered to pay 8.2 in restitution, LOL. I'm sure the toxic parents aren't going to take that out on their child in the future, certainly not.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Yeah. Dunno about "American" Chinese food. But there is a lot of anecdotal evidence that most "Australian" Chinese food, especially in country towns comes from Fujian. As opposed to the rest of China. Cantonese in Britain, but then we still owned Hong Kong up til 1999. I remember seeing the handover ceremony on TV.
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do NOT jack off posted:Whole gator? As far as I know, even Cajuns only eat the tail and leg meat. Is the body any good? Probably? Outside of some edge cases people get really weird about what part gets eaten/what species gets eaten due to ease of processing or cooking. It's why carp and pike are seen as poo poo garbage food fish in some places but as a delicacy in others.
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I'm back with some more gems from the margolies roadside america photo archive To start off, we have two competing new england cheese houses???   the second is clearly a bootleg some more weird statues   including none other than our old friend, Mr. McGreg  also there's a bunch of these outside the Lifesavers factory in all the different flavor combos they make  and finally, a couple miscellaneous things I enjoyed  
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zedprime posted:But for real calling your corn chips and cheese nachos is like calling tater tots and cheese jimbobs. 
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Axl Rose had to survive somehow
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zedprime posted:But for real calling your corn chips and cheese nachos is like calling tater tots and cheese jimbobs. 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Axl Rose had to survive somehow gettin me a side order of G N' R Fries
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Aardvark! posted:this place makes me uneasy These look like the pictures that get taken as evidence of where the victim was held
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It's me I live in splinters which I can only assume the owners kid intended to be a place to play dnd and convinced them would be super rad
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Aardvark! posted:this place makes me uneasy Americana.jpg: This place makes me uneasy
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Howard Beale posted:gettin me a side order of G N' R Fries With some November Rain hot sauce.
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:With some November Rain hot sauce. Nothing lasts forever and we both know tastes can change...
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Mr. Crow posted:Starting a 20000 acre wildfire is not "small stuff" You're right, that one ended up being a much bigger deal. But that was more of a secondary effect, it's still pretty amazing that someone set off enough explosives for a gender reveal that people noticed in neighboring states and nearby foundations got damaged. To the 80lb of explosives guy's credit, that at least seemed to be done in a place where most of the damage was contained.
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The next trend in gender reveal parties needs to be some random person walking in to the house, hall, alley or whatever place the party is being held and just saying "Boy/Girl" and walking out.
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:The next trend in gender reveal parties needs to be some random person walking in to the house, hall, alley or whatever place the party is being held and just saying "Boy/Girl" and walking out. it'd solve one problem but it wouldn't solve the one of hick family members pulling their guns out and offing grandma on accident at the party
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