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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/sgj72/status/1386093564925399043?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/SocialPracticer/status/1386081277766426629?s=20

* # ? Apr 26, 2021 13:48
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/sgj72/status/1386093564925399043?s=21
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/jack_vening/status/1386588804333506565?s=21

* # ? Apr 26, 2021 16:11
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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I'm suing :mad:

https://twitter.com/obviousplant_/status/1386739683841875968?s=19

* # ? Apr 26, 2021 18:54
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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I'm suing :mad:

https://twitter.com/obviousplant_/status/1386739683841875968?s=19

literally a bird

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/SocialPracticer/status/1386081277766426629?s=20

:whispers: chumbaaawammbaaaa

* # ? Apr 26, 2021 19:16
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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 https://twitter.com/HitCockBottom/status/1386520856768122880

* # ? Apr 26, 2021 19:16
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

https://twitter.com/HitCockBottom/status/1386520856768122880
* # ? Apr 26, 2021 22:17
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Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

graph posted:

https://twitter.com/HitCockBottom/status/1386520856768122880
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1387090734625394692
* # ? Apr 27, 2021 18:56
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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 lol

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1387025013929295881?s=21

* # ? Apr 27, 2021 22:22
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1387224804302983171

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 03:09
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1258103857923719168?s=20

edit:

https://twitter.com/JaxBladeFitness/status/1239937506294009857?s=20

lmaoo

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Apr 28, 2021

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 12:35
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lamo. “you ever been to a truck stop?”

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 12:58
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/JaxBladeFitness/status/1239937506294009857?s=20
tfw u listen to podcasts at their original recorded speed :kheldragar:

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 13:02
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 Riker, sloppy head-wobble drunk, kneeling down in front of Alien Ambassador's child "What'rre you gonna bee when'you grow up..?"

Picard is aghast.

Kenny Logins posted:

tfw u listen to podcasts at their original recorded speed :kheldragar:

lol even Youtubes that aren't music etc I can't go below 1.25x now.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/youtube-default-playback/bcogakegjkeopbkokbkkaopnclmhhfmp

^^ is very useful.

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 13:03
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Riker, sloppy head-wobble drunk, kneeling down in front of Alien Ambassador's child "What'rre you gonna bee when'you grow up..?"

Picard is aghast.


heeyyyy buddy, you ever been to tha alpha quadrant and forgot where you parked?

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 13:41
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spidjod
May 15, 2003

Justice!

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1387025013929295881?s=21

movie rules

https://trustnordisk.com/movie/another-round

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 21:23
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/sweatieangle/status/1387264904713867264?s=21

* # ? Apr 28, 2021 23:09
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/whoops_uhoh/status/1048922447532216324?s=21

* # ? Apr 29, 2021 02:23
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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/whoops_uhoh/status/1048922447532216324?s=21

lol

* # ? Apr 29, 2021 02:46
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I wish you could embed tiktoks

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe9sUkPu/

man i haven't read an 86/68 article in forever

* # ? Apr 29, 2021 02:57
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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 https://twitter.com/kevinlieber/status/1387443840991350785?s=21

* # ? Apr 29, 2021 16:28
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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1387909460094488579?s=19

* # ? Apr 30, 2021 05:37
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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1387909460094488579?s=19

good ol stewart cheifet. dudes in his 80s now.

i used to watch computer chronicles on pbs in reruns years out of date since we didn’t have cable or anything

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1388140572880171009

* # ? Apr 30, 2021 20:46
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1387133370589540352

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/and_dads_car/status/1388417917348323329?s=21

* # ? May 1, 2021 21:30
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/king_of_limb/status/1388243000904482817?s=21

* # ? May 1, 2021 21:35
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/king_of_limb/status/1388243000904482817?s=21
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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/king_of_limb/status/1388243000904482817?s=21

lmao

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MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

 bɘɘƧ Иutƨ

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/king_of_limb/status/1388243000904482817?s=21
lmao

* # ? May 1, 2021 22:09
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/creepeffect/status/1388613685229195265

* # ? May 2, 2021 01:12
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/creepeffect/status/1388613685229195265
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 :suspense:

* # ? May 2, 2021 01:26
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 we'll even let him pretend it was his idea

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/elusive2001/status/1388537064258428935?s=21

* # ? May 2, 2021 17:12
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