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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

This is way too on the nose given the topic of this thread.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 06:52 on May 3, 2021

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Imagine dying then ceasing to exist forever thus being unable to realise that you could have jerked off that whole time and it would have made zero difference.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Imagine dying then ceasing to exist forever thus being unable to realise that you could have jerked off that whole time and it would have made zero difference.

The whole time? That seems excessive.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


At least Fred Phelps had the pleasure of his own church turning on, and excommunicating him before he died.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Crab Dad posted:

Looking forward to seeing awkward rebels walking down the middle of the road constantly yelling NIKE at billboards.

The roman goddess of victory? idgi

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CPL593H posted:

This is way too on the nose given the topic of this thread.

yeah I hate that meme since Drake is a loving pedo too

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

The Lone Badger posted:

The roman goddess of victory? idgi
It means "look at your shoes (Nikes) so you don't see hussies"

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Anne Whateley posted:

It means "look at your shoes (Nikes) so you don't see hussies"

I thought Nike (the brand) was named after Nike (the goddess) though. Wouldn't that mean they're doing an idolatry?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The Lone Badger posted:

I thought Nike (the brand) was named after Nike (the goddess) though. Wouldn't that mean they're doing an idolatry?

I'm fairly sure they didnt think it out at all.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

The Lone Badger posted:

I thought Nike (the brand) was named after Nike (the goddess) though. Wouldn't that mean they're doing an idolatry?

Being homeschooled fundie dipshits that think reading books except for the Bible is sin I’m sure they covered the goddess Nike thoroughly in Jim Borb high

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Broke: Billy Bob

Not Woke: Jim Bob

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
They busted a huge pedophile website in Germany what’s the over under on josh being a member

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Do it ironically posted:

They busted a huge pedophile website in Germany what’s the over under on josh being a member

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56969414

quote:

Officials say Boystown had more than 400,000 registered users.

uhhhhhhhhhhh

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Do it ironically posted:

They busted a huge pedophile website in Germany what’s the over under on josh being a member

thought this was the rlm thread for a sec

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).



So that's what the kids call it these days...

Edit:



LOL!

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 16:46 on May 3, 2021

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


I gotta say, I appreciate the hell out of you digging up one of my older (and better) posts. :shobon:

Edit: also, holy gently caress, that was 6 years ago :corsair:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Dapper_Swindler posted:

. loving liveleak and all those horror shows loving destroyed my brain.

'member rotten.com? I remember.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CPL593H posted:

The whole time? That seems excessive.

From the cradle to the grave in all aspects of life

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

kntfkr posted:

'member rotten.com? I remember.

Stile project probably killed some part of me required for healthy emotions. I think the front page of SA redirected there on a day when Stile had replaced his site with that albinoblacksheepn video of Colin Mochrie's face in a sun. Boy did I get a fun surprise when I went back the next day to show some friends!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Them bragging about their sex lives always came across as coping because none of those guys have ever eaten pussy in their lives.

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


https://people.com/tv/anna-duggar-clapback-affording-7-kids-pregnant-expecting-7th-child-josh-duggar/

Interesting article that came out a week ago in response to someone asking Josh's wife how they could afford seven kids..

Details how he had to give up the grift resign from some family council bullshit back in 2015 the first time he was caught viewing porno..

Especially telling, is this paragraph:

quote:

While the details of Josh's current job remain unclear, he resigned from his position at the Family Research Council, a Christian lobbying organization based in Washington, D.C., in 2015, amid reports that he was accused of child molestation as a teen.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Binary Badger posted:

https://people.com/tv/anna-duggar-clapback-affording-7-kids-pregnant-expecting-7th-child-josh-duggar/

Interesting article that came out a week ago in response to someone asking Josh's wife how they could afford seven kids..

Details how he had to give up the grift resign from some family council bullshit back in 2015 the first time he was caught viewing porno..

Especially telling, is this paragraph:


quote:

"Yes, my husband is a diligent worker and provides well for our family," replied the 19 Kids and Counting alum, 32.

"It's a GIRL!!!!! 🎀" she wrote in the caption. "We are overjoyed to announce baby seven is on the way and we can't wait to hold her in our arms this fall!""

Oooffff

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Apparently members were required to sign in with a new burner email address every time they visited the site, so there weren't really 400,000 separate pedos, but there were probably still a lot of pedos.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Binary Badger posted:

https://people.com/tv/anna-duggar-clapback-affording-7-kids-pregnant-expecting-7th-child-josh-duggar/

Interesting article that came out a week ago in response to someone asking Josh's wife how they could afford seven kids..

Details how he had to give up the grift resign from some family council bullshit back in 2015 the first time he was caught viewing porno..

Especially telling, is this paragraph:

quote:

"How do you afford all those kids? Does Josh even work?"

not anymore lmao

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I wouldn’t be surprised if she had no idea what his job was or anything about it. It reads like one of those non answers you give when you give a book report on something you didn’t read.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




bobjr posted:

I wouldn’t be surprised if she had no idea what his job was or anything about it. It reads like one of those non answers you give when you give a book report on something you didn’t read.

no joke she's probably not allowed to know much outside of her domestic responsibilities

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Jan Barb

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Jub Bid

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Bigg Juggs

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Jiminy Bobiny

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Xenocides posted:

On a lark I googled "sexy table legs". I had no idea what I was in for.

Sons a bitches

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Jumbo Blurb

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jeb Bush

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Jam borg

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007
"Old Jim Bobadil is a merry Duggar!"

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


NIKE

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


Josh is not interested.

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