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i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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May 3, 2021 07:30
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Posting in only one or two threads for years on end and being completely oblivious to the ways forums culture or indeed cultural norms in general have changed and left you behind.
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May 3, 2021 08:02
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Putting someone on ignore because you find their gimmick super annoying, but now their posts only stand out more, and you always end up clicking reveal anyway to see if they made another stupid gimmick post.
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May 3, 2021 08:03
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I had people stalking me on dating apps trying to hookup with me because of a let's play I wrote 11 years ago. I wish this was a joke and that I could have said "a person" instead of "people".
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May 3, 2021 08:11
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Confusing the goon who wanted to gently caress his stepmother with the goon who only posted pictures of his mother and other goons wanted to gently caress her. Confusing the goon who got hosed by a dog with the goon who hosed a dog.
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May 3, 2021 08:16
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"...because if you were vaguely aware of this guy who posted here around 2007-2009 and combine it with a meme from 2011 about the coder who was here in 2001 then it's loving hilarious but I'm getting ahead of myself. I need to talk to you about the art of thread titles."
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May 3, 2021 08:32
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That we were archiving our lovely posts long before social media became a thing.
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May 3, 2021 08:42
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Trying to explain multi-level multi-year in-jokes to my significant other when she hears me cackling like a lunatic.
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May 3, 2021 08:42
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Short dick wide balls
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May 3, 2021 08:45
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The anime lizard girl shitposter keeps showing up the threads I like.
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May 3, 2021 09:02
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Spinz posted:And fat correction: pick claimed to be tall
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May 3, 2021 09:10
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Shadow0 posted:Putting someone on ignore because you find their gimmick super annoying, but now their posts only stand out more, and you always end up clicking reveal anyway to see if they made another stupid gimmick post. not being able to take anyone off ignore because you ignored multiple mods before they were mods and youre not willing to take the mods off ignore (or you can't? idk)
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May 3, 2021 09:12
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mind the walrus posted:"...because if you were vaguely aware of this guy who posted here around 2007-2009 and combine it with a meme from 2011 about the coder who was here in 2001 then it's loving hilarious but I'm getting ahead of myself. I need to talk to you about the art of thread titles."
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May 3, 2021 09:13
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Knowing that when you started posting here the Rad Suburban Dad Megathread would have been ironic
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May 3, 2021 09:29
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mind the walrus posted:"...because if you were vaguely aware of this guy who posted here around 2007-2009 and combine it with a meme from 2011 about the coder who was here in 2001 then it's loving hilarious but I'm getting ahead of myself. I need to talk to you about the art of thread titles." CaptainSarcastic posted:Trying to explain multi-level multi-year in-jokes to my significant other when she hears me cackling like a lunatic.
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May 3, 2021 10:23
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Captain Jesus posted:Confusing the goon who got hosed by a dog with the goon who hosed a dog. Tell us more.
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May 3, 2021 11:14
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BigBadSteve posted:Tell us more. Ornery Bean apparently got mounted by her dog while she was fishing something from under the couch naked. Morally Inept implied that he hosed a dog. There is more on SAclopedia, but that's pretty much all there is. It's very simple but I have personally witnessed a goon confusing the two.
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May 3, 2021 12:27
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My monitor is constantly turned off.
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May 3, 2021 12:34
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getting very angry about someone else liking a movie/game/programming language you don’t care for
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May 3, 2021 12:42
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I'm a Young Poster (only 30)
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May 3, 2021 12:43
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Unrequited printer repair
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May 3, 2021 12:48
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Unwanted dog sex awareness
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May 3, 2021 12:50
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May 3, 2021 12:56
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its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe. proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins. proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction" reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "have u tried lsd"
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May 3, 2021 13:16
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Colonel Cancer posted:I don't even have a tv Good, it's called a 'boob tube' for a reason, 'boob' in this instance meaning stupid person. Now that I've removed that obstacle let's see what's happening on youtube...
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May 3, 2021 13:26
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Valko posted:Good, it's called a 'boob tube' for a reason, 'boob' in this instance meaning stupid person. Now that I've removed that obstacle let's see what's happening on youtube... Goons that have somehow never been exposed to memes that have been around since the forums started
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May 3, 2021 14:00
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Finding a thread that's interesting and has been ongoing for a decade and feeling obligated to read the entire thread before posting a simple question about the topic of the thread.
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May 3, 2021 14:25
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waffleimages being dead and this leading to death of context in innumerable goldmine threads
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May 3, 2021 14:35
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Elentor posted:I had people stalking me on dating apps trying to hookup with me because of a let's play I wrote 11 years ago.  uhh this I feel deserves it's own threadCaptainSarcastic posted:Trying to explain multi-level multi-year in-jokes to my significant other when she hears me cackling like a lunatic. I've tried but my wife will never understand why any time I see coleslaw I remind her that COLD SLAW IS SUPPOSED TO BE COLD! Or I say PILED HIGH any time that french fries are mentioned 
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May 3, 2021 14:50
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Whistling Penis Syndrome
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May 3, 2021 14:56
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worrying about combinatory value
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May 3, 2021 15:13
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forever hunted by my bad posting of accounts past; like a goon sword of Damocles
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May 3, 2021 15:13
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May 3, 2021 15:13
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Forums slow
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May 3, 2021 15:18
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:forever hunted by my bad posting of accounts past; like a goon sword of Damocles lol at having multiple accounts instead of carefully crafting a reputation of being a useless stupid dipshit with nothing of value to say over the period of 16 years.
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May 3, 2021 15:19
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:forever hunted by my bad posting of accounts past; like a goon sword of Damocles You did get owned really hard in that Meatloaf thread you made, but it was super hilarious and I hope gave you a good chuckle!
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May 3, 2021 15:19
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I just can't stop talking about getting REAL BEEFY. It's destroying my marriage and my life.
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Elentor posted:I had people stalking me on dating apps trying to hookup with me because of a let's play I wrote 11 years ago. Yeah this needs a thread please
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