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LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

NotJustANumber99 posted:

What's an ace person? Am I one?

You're ace to me, 99.

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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

The_Doctor posted:

Fantastic stuff, thanks! I love reading about people's personal spooky goings-on. :iiam:

My gran lived in an end-terrace house in the old part of my home town. I spent a couple of months living there while our house was being renovated, and that house creeped me the gently caress out. My grandad died there, and years later when doing a high school project I learned from library records that it had been the site of a massacre back in the 1800s.

In primary school we used to walk from the school to the local leisure centre, about 1km away, for swimming lessons. I hated swimming. I had an almost-drowned incident when I was very young and the swimming coach was an utter psycho. I don't remember this, but I've been told by my mum that I used to wake up having nightmares about being dragged into the ground by skellymen every week after we walked to the leisure centre.

The same library records from before also revealed that the land we walked across from school to the leisure centre had been a pauper's graveyard, where people excommunicated from the church were buried.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Dead Goon posted:

Yep, series 7 must be on the cards because that was shite.

I've hated buckles since he was one of the cunts in the wkd adverts

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
did a dragon set fire to everything in the last episode? that tends to annoy people.

LizzieBorden posted:

You're ace to me, 99.

cheers. thats truly quite lovely because I tend to be honest to focus solely on all your murders

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

LizzieBorden posted:

Double posting, but does anyone fancy doing Mam Tor with me in the summer? I'll only mostly complain the entire way up.

Yes. I will mostly be too out of breath to complain aloud.

Ace = asexual?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Omg my god what happened?
it turns out h was just h from steps and then they danced

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

What's an ace person?
nothing whats an ace person with you

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

a mmiserable pile of secrets,

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
bobby on booze best bobby

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Nvm

Solefald fucked around with this message at 00:54 on May 3, 2021

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
lol ok

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Nvm

Solefald fucked around with this message at 00:54 on May 3, 2021

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


99 smells pass it on

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

99 bottles of smells on the wall

99 bottles of smells

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

too many deleted posts

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
What sort of coward ever deletes their posts

Own that poo poo and be proud


el dingo posted:


Anyway if you wouldn't mind I'd appreciate the massaman recipe. This restaurant down the road does a beef shin bone marrow massaman and is is insanely delicious

I basically just followed the BBC version (but with extra dried chillies):

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/beef-massaman-curry

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Tamarind paste can be surprisingly hard to get hold of.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Skarsnik posted:

I've hated ******* since he was one of the cunts in the wkd adverts



Thanks for the spoiler

Gasmask fucked around with this message at 07:16 on May 3, 2021

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Pistol_Pete posted:

What sort of coward ever deletes their posts

Own that poo poo and be proud




Having bad sad brains and getting insecure about how I interact with people even online 👍

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I def saw those posts before you edited and I am VERY angry

Grooting is my gimmick, get your own

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Lady Demelza posted:

Yes. I will mostly be too out of breath to complain aloud.

Pop me a message when you're free in the summer, we can grab a cream tea afterwards.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



kecske posted:

I've done bits at either end so I quite fancy doing Hay to Oswestry or something

Come say hi

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Might have to visit garage Greggs for some kind of breakfast

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Lol “police hunt bass jumpers”, witnesses saw them at the mission impossible train film set APPARENTLY


Reader I saw the regular Sunday parachute team slightly change their jump area so it would take them over the quarry, so no poo poo “officers were not able to find those who jumped”

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

LizzieBorden posted:

You're ace to me, 99.

Gross

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Pistol_Pete posted:

Tamarind paste can be surprisingly hard to get hold of.

I found this and massaman paste like 2 mins from my door but unsalted peanuts are turning out to be a bit of a fucker

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


they sell tamarind in Morrisons ????????????????????

I made a very nice tamarind (&other spices) sea bass a while ago

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Jose posted:

2.0: Cookie Cutter
2.0: Barudak
2.0: Roblo
2.0: Fumble
2.0: Shogi
2.0: Power_of_the_glory
2.0: Szyznyk
2.0: Moon is a grass
2.0: The Natch
2.0: Ratjaculation
2.0: Algol Star
2.0: Zihuatanejo41
1.0: Bunnybane
1.0: mrpwase
1.0: CoolCab
1.0: Chewbakky
1.0: weirdly chilly pussy
1.0: Daikatana Ritsu
1.0: Sunswipe
1.0: spud
1.0: Whorelord
1.0: gludel
1.0: Total Meatlove
1.0: fridge corn
1.0: Jose
1.0: TTerrible
1.0: Looke
1.0: Sleeveless
1.0: gnarlyhotep
1.0: Superterranean
1.0: Unkempt
1.0: feedmegin

This must have been a tablet click, If somethings worth my vote it gets a 1 or 5.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
sometimes you can only get the blocks of tamarind instead of just a nice jar of it as paste which is annoying

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
what the jiggery pokery is that supposed to be?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nobody cares

el dingo posted:

I found this and massaman paste like 2 mins from my door but unsalted peanuts are turning out to be a bit of a fucker

just use salted ones and stick them on a cotton wash, 1600 spin

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NotJustANumber99 posted:

what the jiggery pokery is that supposed to be?



Is that bad?

Looks botched

explain pls

Also, why are there Pixar Bugz movie style antennae

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


I'll bring a selection of possessions that I'll need for the afterlife to be buried with me under the patio

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Jose posted:

sometimes you can only get the blocks of tamarind instead of just a nice jar of it as paste which is annoying

Yeah it's a big 450g block but I'm guessing this stuff lasts forever. Found unsalted nuts thanks for listening to my massaman story

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Ratjaculation posted:

Is that bad?

Looks botched

explain pls

Also, why are there Pixar Bugz movie style antennae


Someone hosed up the dimensions / can't be arsed to saw the excess gasbeton (or prefabricated concrete block) and went full on "not my job unless someone notices".

The bee antenna is to cover the naked ends of the rebar so people don't get impaled on them.

Galewolf fucked around with this message at 13:26 on May 3, 2021

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


NotJustANumber99 posted:

what the jiggery pokery is that supposed to be?



Are you building a carnival funhouse, where the imminent threat of collapse is part of the fun?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
yeah its just lazyness. Can't be arsed to spend an extra few minutes getting it right. I very much want to knock it out and do it properly myself but i might offend him so I'll have to leave it and just always know forever its like that

or I suppose I could take the antenna off and just impale myself, end the suffering

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Just remember to not do it vlad the impaler style arse first

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

possibly just pretend you do not know who it was and then stand there while a bunch of people are around you and loudly exclaim 'what the gently caress is this'

i cant imagine the eventual owner is going to be happy with that

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

possibly instead complain that your square must be bent all out of shape because this corner is very clearly and visibly straight and yet, AND YET

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