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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Zedhe Khoja posted:

in case you don't listen to chapo, here's a blast from the past for you all, curtesy of Jake Tapper

https://www.salon.com/2003/02/01/purple_raines/

this is literally the worst news article ive ever read

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

jake tapper probably has more than one Twitter account where he pretends to be a Black woman who’s all sassy and giffy

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Nanomashoes posted:

So he thinks Germany would have sailed across the Atlantic and invaded the US because they hated democracy? And they would have won, because they were so good at winning WW1 until the US joined that they weren't stuck in an intractable quagmire? loving moron.

what is the ocean but another trench between enemy lines? :toughguy:

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

fart simpson posted:

this is literally the worst news article ive ever read

i genuinely don't understand how your career survives something like this existing. i mean bernie had to fire that one kid for making a youtube poop with MLK talking about getting sloppy head.

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Obligatory

Listen to Episode 55: Jake Tapper and the Art of Faux-Adversarialism by Citations Needed Podcast on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/9rdbP

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Some Guy TT posted:

youd think that a hundred years would be long enough that we could admit the propaganda was a lie and world war one was not in fact about defending our freedoms and i dont think ive ever actually seen anyone claim otherwise before david frum just contrarianishly saying here that tucker carlson is wrong for expressing an opinion that would be entirely unremarkable if it was being said by anyone except tucker carlson

That said, I have come back around to believing that the United States did win World War 1. Just not in the "we saved the day" sense, but in the "we avoided most of the war came out in a stronger position in the end" sense

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
this was "trending" on canadian twitter

https://twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1387926561773559813

pretty sure theres an even worse and larger influence that is a hell of a lot closer than china is

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Victory Position posted:

what is the ocean but another trench between enemy lines? :toughguy:

Water. Big water. Ocean water.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

lmao wow can’t imagine why the Chinese government would have any influence in business circles must be something insidious

crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

this was "trending" on canadian twitter

https://twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1387926561773559813

pretty sure theres an even worse and larger influence that is a hell of a lot closer than china is

There's about one of these among the Canadian news media giants every couple of months. They are always super long and boring and obviously written for an audience in the dozens to be brought up in Parliament. It's the sort of stuff that belongs in some niche magazine for neolibs, but print media for that sort of stuff is dead in Canada so you end up finding it stuffed in between celeb news.

Trends on Twitter even though the engagement on them is really poor. I WONDER WHY.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Canadian Twitter had that article about mennonites living in Xinjiang trending all day the other week even though the only tweets I could find at all commenting on it was someone pointing out that the mennonites in question had a history of loony poo poo and the articles byline also wrote for epoch times

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Cross posting. Bold added.

ekuNNN posted:

Dont click the link, text follows below:
https://twitter.com/PraxificNW/status/1387940375172583427

A Seattle police officer and a trainee walked into Chocolati on N. 45th Street in the Wallingford neighborhood on Tuesday afternoon at 4:30 PM looking for a snack. According to their website, "Chocolati was established in the year 2003 with the philosophy of making delightful chocolate confections that were both aesthetically creative and of the highest quality."

According to sources in SPD with knowledge of the events, the employee behind the register finished serving the customer in front of the officer. The officer then walked up to the register to order. The employee, a white female with green streaks in her hair, ignored the officer.
When the officer got her attention, he asked for a box of chocolates and the employee said, "No, I won’t serve you."

The officer and the trainee left Chocolati, whose website claims that their “goal is to grow at a steady pace without compromising the quality and the personal attention we give to our customers and to our chocolates.”

The Post Millennial contacted Chocolati for comment and a store employee answered the phone. Upon informing the employee of the purpose of the call, the employee said to The Post Millennial, "Is this how you want to spend your time? Getting essential workers in trouble?"
The employee continued, "Shouldn’t you be spending your time harassing homeless people?"

In response, The Post Millennial suggested leaving a number for the owner or manager, to which the employee responded, "You really want to spend your time getting essential workers in trouble?"
The Post Millennial then said that we would attempt to reach the owner or manager another time. The employee agreed that would be preferable and then added, "…and go F*** yourself."


"My word! Your website claims not to have compromised your customer service, but I can see now that it's nothing but malarkey!"

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
nice touch mentioning that the employee had dyed her hair

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1387872015797964811

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


welcome back op

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

:champ:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Lord_Denton/status/1388743831487668225

Lol what happened to Horsey

Not a single titty in that comic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/_kayayem/status/1388807973229707265?s=19
https://twitter.com/KatySearle/status/1388757050570780674?s=19

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1388805488104640520

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1387177958159364096

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I honestly didn't expect that Bill Gates would make a run at the nass murder world record. Gotta give him credit for the innovative approach.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
at this point I’m ready to believe every crazy right wing theory about gates because he seems extremely dedicated to proving them all correct

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

what if george soros except not jewish and also he never shuts the gently caress up despite having no qualifications aside from being obscenely rich

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Slashdot was right

http://toastytech.com/evil/killbill.html posted:

Please End this nonsense...
Here are a few suggestions how to do it.

DIE BILL
Ways Bill Gates should die:
(250 cheesy made-up reasons from 1997)
Disclaimer: This list is provided for entertainment purposes only. I am not responsible for the actions of induhviduals who may try to kill or otherwise injure Bill Gates or other people.

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 00:28 on May 3, 2021

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

mawarannahr posted:

Slashdot was right

finally, playing all those celebrity assassin flash games on newgrounds.com comes in handy

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Ooh that's a long scroll

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


micro$atan

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




133. Get Tim "The tool man" Taylor to re-wire Bill's helicopter beanie.

uhhhhwahhh!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol a bunch of people who've never had to do a single days proper work in their lives saying young people should do national service because thats how to fix america

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/01/opinion/us-national-service-draft.html?referringSource=articleShare

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


I'm not sure what having 4 million teens removed from the economy and wider society is going to do for anyone. Thankfully the NYT opinion board hasn't made that point either, just that going Clockwork Orange with words like Civics and Social Norms flashed before these youths seems very critical.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Jose posted:

lol a bunch of people who've never had to do a single days proper work in their lives saying young people should do national service because thats how to fix america

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/01/opinion/us-national-service-draft.html?referringSource=articleShare

it's a favorite take among a certain flavor of wealthy, powerful liberal who were privileged enough to attend ivy league schools as a matter of course, but not privileged enough to get fast-tracked through the application process with a million-dollar donation from daddy

they typically take a short excursion from their privileged bubble to go do some kind of community service activity for a couple weeks so they can put it on the extracurriculars section of their college application

they fondly imagine that this brief descent from their ivory tower lifestyles, often the only time they've ever seen a poor person in their life, has enormously enriched their experience and made them a cultured expert of the people who fully understands the troubles of the lower classes

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




we should have a civil core and it should have great pay and they should be tasked with beating rear end and reclaiming suburbs for forest and wetlands.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Gerund posted:

I'm not sure what having 4 million teens removed from the economy and wider society is going to do for anyone. Thankfully the NYT opinion board hasn't made that point either, just that going Clockwork Orange with words like Civics and Social Norms flashed before these youths seems very critical.

I’m not sure what the military would even do with them. they don’t engage in civil service type stuff.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


are we the baddies dot jay peg

https://twitter.com/AlanRMacLeod/status/1388952104379863041

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
You can tell that they have no loving clue what they're talking about when they start banging on about how vets look back on their years of involuntary service in Vietnam with fondness.

Yeah dude, my dad tried to unionize his workplace, lost the vote, and then got shitcanned by his boss for being an organizer and was immediately drafted into the Army and sent off to Vietnam. Nothing but fond loving memories there.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1388984584709226502?s=20

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Jose posted:

lol a bunch of people who've never had to do a single days proper work in their lives saying young people should do national service because thats how to fix america

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/01/opinion/us-national-service-draft.html?referringSource=articleShare

I cannot think of a better way to seed a rebellion than mandatory military training for the poor.

So, please, go ahead.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
i checked out that essay they cite as their case for national service

it's a pre-WWI screed about how war is necessary for humans to reach their full potential, and that strife and conflict are necessary to provide the motivation for humans to engage in unpleasant labor without silly and unrealistic things like "high wages" or "decent working conditions"

it's a very late-Victorian piece claiming that although war is horrible and awful, only harsh military discipline or a deeply patriotic fervor are capable of motivating people to contribute to society, so pacifists need to push for an entity that emulates the virtues of militarist culture in order to prevent the inferior classes from degenerating and stimulate the spiritual energies of the nation

lol that the NYT is citing that with only a brief note about how the essay's focus on "manly virtues" and its constant railing against "cosmopolitan industrialism" is outdated

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Main Paineframe posted:

i checked out that essay they cite as their case for national service

it's a pre-WWI screed about how war is necessary for humans to reach their full potential, and that strife and conflict are necessary to provide the motivation for humans to engage in unpleasant labor without silly and unrealistic things like "high wages" or "decent working conditions"

it's a very late-Victorian piece claiming that although war is horrible and awful, only harsh military discipline or a deeply patriotic fervor are capable of motivating people to contribute to society, so pacifists need to push for an entity that emulates the virtues of militarist culture in order to prevent the inferior classes from degenerating and stimulate the spiritual energies of the nation

lol that the NYT is citing that with only a brief note about how the essay's focus on "manly virtues" and its constant railing against "cosmopolitan industrialism" is outdated

The NYT is a Metal Gear villain lmao

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Euphoriaphone
Aug 10, 2006


LOL
https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1389233551678246916

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