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"actually I LOVE israel" - zyklon 'ben' garrison
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# ? May 2, 2021 01:11 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:31 |
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lol look at that Israel map. does garrison not know where Gaza is or what?
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# ? May 2, 2021 01:15 |
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:lol look at that Israel map. does garrison not know where Gaza is or what? it shook loose
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# ? May 2, 2021 01:20 |
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Office Pig posted:"actually I LOVE israel" - zyklon 'ben' garrison Plenty of conservatives love Israel and hate Jews, there's tons of precedent there
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# ? May 2, 2021 02:01 |
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Israel being a Jewish state means the Jesus trap is armed AND maybe some Jews move further away from them, bonus
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# ? May 2, 2021 02:02 |
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I don't hate Jews, I'm actually laughing!
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# ? May 2, 2021 02:18 |
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Sir Tonk posted:these people make me want to build a stalinist government just to show them what oppression really looks like
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# ? May 2, 2021 04:29 |
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loquacius posted:Plenty of conservatives love Israel and hate Jews, there's tons of precedent there Yeah, except Ben loving hates Israel. But he knows that he can't criticize John Kerry unless he pretends he supports Israel.
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# ? May 2, 2021 06:04 |
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How do Republicans suck so hard they can't even dunk on John Kerry right the man is a joke
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# ? May 2, 2021 06:17 |
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# ? May 2, 2021 06:49 |
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this could easily be an “Oh no! My butt!!” cartoon.
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# ? May 2, 2021 09:39 |
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objectively false
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# ? May 2, 2021 14:02 |
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What % of these comics are someone watching the news and making a (not) witty comment?
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# ? May 2, 2021 15:08 |
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Skelley is particularly bad on this point, but yeah a lot of cartoons are pretty much just self-portraits of the artist yelling a zinger at the news and being way too proud of it Skelley's newspaper comic strip is kind of the same thing at its worst
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# ? May 2, 2021 15:14 |
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loquacius posted:Skelley's newspaper comic strip is kind of the same thing at its worst he has a comic strip? can i see it
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# ? May 2, 2021 15:28 |
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I haven't seen it in years, but of course it's still going on, newspaper comics never end https://www.comicskingdom.com/dustin He does the writing but not the art. Dustin is theoretically about a lazy millennial Kid These Days (where These Days is ten years ago) but the obvious protagonist is Dustin's long-suffering Mary Sue dad who understands the value of work
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# ? May 2, 2021 15:34 |
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still can't believe the wikipedia article never got "fixed"
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# ? May 2, 2021 15:49 |
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oh yeah smart guy how do you know dustin isnt the plucky underdog of the comic did skelley tell you
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# ? May 2, 2021 17:35 |
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Some Guy TT posted:oh yeah smart guy how do you know dustin isnt the plucky underdog of the comic did skelley tell you i can't tell if you pissed someone off again or not lmao
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# ? May 3, 2021 13:23 |
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i want to see mr anti everything in avatar form and not just because i got turned into nate silver
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# ? May 3, 2021 15:18 |
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Some Guy TT posted:
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# ? May 3, 2021 15:20 |
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that sassy wife really owned the dems
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# ? May 3, 2021 15:58 |
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Sir Tonk posted:that sassy wife really owned the dems those lips
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# ? May 3, 2021 16:51 |
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the blue lips are from oxygen deprivation
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# ? May 3, 2021 17:04 |
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# ? May 3, 2021 18:08 |
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wondered why it looked like the cartoon was soaked with a grease rag or something but on examination skelley's using the default settings sponge brush in photoshop for shading there
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# ? May 3, 2021 20:41 |
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Who's the guy with the gun? Can't quite place him.
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# ? May 3, 2021 20:41 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:wondered why it looked like the cartoon was soaked with a grease rag or something but on examination skelley's using the default settings sponge brush in photoshop for shading there skelley just knows the average american married couple is extremely sweaty
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# ? May 3, 2021 22:45 |
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what's uh going on with rhino Mitt's back there?
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# ? May 3, 2021 22:51 |
But Rocks Hurt Head posted:what's uh going on with rhino Mitt's back there? trump shot him there earlier now he's shooting at things only he can see
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# ? May 3, 2021 23:21 |
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shirts and skins posted:Who's the guy with the gun? Can't quite place him. Some game show host, I think.
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# ? May 3, 2021 23:56 |
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This is like the second time in as many weeks Garrison has proven he doesn't really know what a gun looks like. People like that shouldn't be allowed to wear cowboy hats.
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# ? May 4, 2021 07:38 |
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ELEPHANTS DON'T RUN LIKE THAT
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# ? May 4, 2021 07:41 |
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neither do rhinos dumb rear end
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# ? May 4, 2021 07:42 |
actually elephants and rhinoceroses are basically just big cartoon dogs I wanna know what the capitol bananas mean
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# ? May 4, 2021 08:07 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I wanna know what the capitol bananas mean "The US is a banana republic." Because as we all know, a banana republic is when the political party you don't like is in power and they pass laws you dislike.
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# ? May 4, 2021 10:26 |
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Dustcat posted:trump shot him there earlier ok but the shotgun wound resulted in... some sort of costume peeling away? He's saying the RINOs are rhinos in name only now? what is going on?
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# ? May 4, 2021 13:59 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:ELEPHANTS DON'T RUN LIKE THAT actually they fly like that
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# ? May 4, 2021 14:01 |
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The barrels aren't straight. The start in a column and then twist into a row.
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# ? May 4, 2021 14:20 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:31 |
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HootTheOwl posted:The barrels aren't straight. The start in a column and then twist into a row. yeah he started with the front and then when he got to the base he realized you shouldn't be able to see the top from that angle and just fudged it thinking no one would notice just absolute hack poo poo
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# ? May 4, 2021 15:07 |