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I accidentally gave money to a serial wife abuser!!!!!!!!!!!zgrowler2 posted:waffleimages being dead and this leading to death of context in innumerable goldmine threads  Elentor posted:I had people stalking me on dating apps trying to hookup with me because of a let's play I wrote 11 years ago. Story time. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 15:39 on May 3, 2021 |
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May 3, 2021 15:32
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Elentor posted:I had people stalking me on dating apps trying to hookup with me because of a let's play I wrote 11 years ago. I’m guessing FFVII? Was that really 11 years ago?! 
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My gimmicks have taken on a life of their own and now I can't ever stop tuggin
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Derpies posted:My gimmicks have taken on a life of their own and now I can't ever stop tuggin 
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So, Elentor, did you take advantage of the FF7 strange or...?
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Listening to Garbage's The World is Not Enough as you sip a Mountain Dew Code Red from a novelty Medieval Times flagon and agonizing over what to craft next in Terraria.
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May 3, 2021 15:48
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Who What Now posted:So, Elentor, did you take advantage of the FF7 strange or...? Imagine having seventy-five nerds with some variation of the name Sepiroth contacting you. Just brutal.
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May 3, 2021 16:18
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Literally A Person posted:Imagine having seventy-five nerds with some variation of the name Sepiroth contacting you. Just brutal. Just make a girl character in any MMO.
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May 3, 2021 16:21
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Literally A Person posted:Imagine having seventy-five nerds with some variation of the name Sepiroth contacting you. Just brutal. The horror... SephirothIRA has sent you a message! AerithSephlovestory has sent you a video message! ChocoboConsent90 has sent you a message!
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Literally A Person posted:Imagine having seventy-five nerds with some variation of the name Sepiroth contacting you. Just brutal. Haha yeah and imagine if you invited all of them to your hotel room over the period of 3-4 hours with a sign on the door that read "line em up" I mean could you imagine that like what would that even SMELL like I wonder wow?~!
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Actually a real problem I come across all the time is not being able to use SA emotes outside of SA 
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Who What Now posted:Actually a real problem I come across all the time is not being able to use SA emotes outside of SA The inability to use  in texts is a serious problem.
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May 3, 2021 17:36
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Recognizing goatse and loss but not Simpsons jokes.
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all the interesting threads are filled with posters who are banned for being pedophiles, the nazis keep escaping their quarantine and making GBS threads up normal threads, the smilies are non-intuitive and I've acquired a lamia fetish from posting in general too much okay so all of these are message board-specific, not goon-specific. I have no goon complaints
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Shishkahuben posted:acquired a lamia fetish from posting in general too much 
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Giving away all my Christmas money so a racist trucker from 'bama can blow it all on vent hoods, cold babies, and WalMart HB steaks
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 Everybody thinks they have a Lamia fetish until they find the cloaca
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:my toes are too big sand them down my good friend
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When asked about my accomplishments, I say I hosted a goatse mirror for several years out of my own pocket, about a thousand hits a day, then sold the domain to another goon when I got bored of wasting money on a giant gaping anus. This is met with either: "What the hell are you talking about?" "What the hell is wrong with you?" The job search is going poorly.
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Nooner posted:
low key sex master posted:Yeah this needs a thread please mom and dad fight a lot posted:Story time. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’m guessing FFVII? Who What Now posted:So, Elentor, did you take advantage of the FF7 strange or...? Literally A Person posted:Imagine having seventy-five nerds with some variation of the name Sepiroth contacting you. Just brutal. Over the years I've shared this story a few times. It's not thread-worthy because I just want not to draw any attention to me anymore and I'm sort of glad that no one gives a poo poo about me anymore minus the kind souls who still support me on my patreon. Long story short, it was really easy to find me in any dating app if you know how I look. So the first person to contact me was some chick who was 23, I was 25, she looked good and had a fun conversation. After I showed interest she was very forward. We met, she was extremely forward, we hooked up, etc. During none of this she even talked about the game. Before ghosting me she told me that she was a fan and had a bet ongoing with her university class that who apparently was a bunch of nerds who read my LP in one of those offsites. Since I mentioned constantly I lived in Rio as a huge part of my LP early on was drawing parallels between the game and the slums, and she was also in Rio, the bet was "I bet I can get find and get laid with them". Which means she must have looked profile by profile to find me and searching for keywords wouldn't work because I don't really mention games in my dating profiles. The other two stories are more of the same. One is fairly benign - I don't think the person knew who I was until after we started dating. The other involved someone getting my Skype, pretending to be someone who just added it by mistake and trying to chat with me, but being really horny and wanting to talk about the game. She basically did not attempt to be subtle at all. After I blocked her she kept showing up under different accounts pretending to be a different person but with the same obvious modus operandi. This poo poo went on for 2 years. Edit: Not one of these people had an account on SA, they all read on off-sites.
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While we're at it I once heard a loving cursed flirt, completely unrelated to any of those stories, that was "if I dress like Aeris will you impale me" and I don't wish upon anyone to hear such loving cursed words irl.
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FFVII is like the Star Trek of video games. Nothing wrong with it, lots of people like it, myself included. It just attracts some really weird people.
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Valko posted:FFVII is like the Star Trek of video games. Nothing wrong with it, lots of people like it, myself included. It just attracts some really weird people. Makes me think of that quote a goon posted forever ago they heard from someone in LE who busted pedos, was something like "not all star trek fans are child molesters, but all child molesters are star trek fans"
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Elentor posted:While we're at it I once heard a loving cursed flirt, completely unrelated to any of those stories, that was "if I dress like Aeris will you impale me" and I don't wish upon anyone to hear such loving cursed words irl. When I was around 13-15 I was a huge weaboo and my entire social circle at school was also weebs. A girl who was interested in me asked me to "be her Goku" I was destined to be a goon
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Elentor posted:While we're at it I once heard a loving cursed flirt, completely unrelated to any of those stories, that was "if I dress like Aeris will you impale me" and I don't wish upon anyone to hear such loving cursed words irl. Lmao. That's just... terrible.
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Elentor posted:While we're at it I once heard a loving cursed flirt, completely unrelated to any of those stories, that was "if I dress like Aeris will you impale me" and I don't wish upon anyone to hear such loving cursed words irl. Haha can't believe someone actually said that seriously!! Everyone knows Tifa is way better
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*quickly crumples up and hides the Yuffie themed "You STOLE my heart" valentine card I made for Elentor* heh..hehe, yeah, what uh, what losers, heheheh 
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Who What Now posted:Just make a girl character in any MMO. Actually not as easy as you think it is, given most of them have girl characters too - At least in modern times these individuals have largely turned their creepiness at each other resulting in some of just the most degenerate behavior to technically take place in public (If behind the closed doors of PMs). I know because my MMORPG strategy has long been making girl characters and having people give me free poo poo and that well has been running dry for YEARS now.
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Up the bum, still make baby.
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