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May 4, 2021 04:08
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They must really want to shoot their house and their children's feet judging by how the guns are pointed.
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May 4, 2021 04:16
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Platystemon posted:I want that guy to be my Instacart shopper. Instacat.
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May 4, 2021 04:39
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imagining the kid biking over them and them going off all willy-nilly
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May 4, 2021 05:20
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You're not supposed to arm the 30-50 feral hogs morons.
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May 4, 2021 05:29
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May 4, 2021 06:26
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Wow, that's gotta be tens of thousands of dollars worth of guns...  Lol. Put me down for six times. deoju has a new favorite as of 07:16 on May 4, 2021 |
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May 4, 2021 07:13
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feedmyleg posted:But the important takeaway here is that skits are something you do in your kindergarten classroom. They're called sketches
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May 4, 2021 07:38
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It's called a sketch, Michael. Skits are what children do for treats.
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May 4, 2021 07:49
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I speak german and still didn't now the word airplane could make me cry laughing until now
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May 4, 2021 10:00
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Not getting this one. Assume the french team is full of former or possibly active colonial players?
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May 4, 2021 10:26
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Milo and POTUS posted:Not getting this one. Assume the french team is full of former or possibly active colonial players? Not that many were born in the former colonies but I'd say the French football team has certainly benefitted from colonialism. Which I assume is what he's getting at there.
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May 4, 2021 10:40
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Tiggum posted:What a bizarre opinion. Sounds like you have not spent much time around the comedy community.
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May 4, 2021 10:53
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Son of Rodney posted:It's called a sketch, Michael. Skits are what children do for treats. No, I wear Sketchers, not do them.
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May 4, 2021 11:30
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May 4, 2021 11:38
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I speak german and still didn't now the word airplane could make me cry laughing until now I love how literal German is, "ok we have these things you put on your hands to keep them warm.. I think they should be called 'shoes for hands'. That truck we use for sick people? Yep 'Sick people truck'! Those little tiny bastards that keep stealing acorns? That's right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55jo1my-zYI&t=16s
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May 4, 2021 11:41
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ewiley posted:Those little tiny bastards that keep stealing acorns? That's right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55jo1my-zYI&t=16s I'm not sure what you mean.
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May 4, 2021 11:58
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Sereri posted:I'm not sure what you mean. The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel
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May 4, 2021 12:10
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I’m not at work so I don’t really care, but just for future reference, are we considering this work-safe? I mean the sideboob photo, not idea. Obviously safe working practice is to wear long pants tucked into boots wherever long grass is present.
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May 4, 2021 12:24
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ewiley posted:The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel Acorn-chan
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May 4, 2021 12:32
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My favourite overly-literal German translation next to 'hand-shoes' is 'fly-thing' for plane for sure.
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May 4, 2021 12:43
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English (French, a bunch of other languages) does the same thing but hides like a coward behind Latin for it.
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May 4, 2021 12:55
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May 4, 2021 13:00
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Ticks are unobstructed by clothes ime
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May 4, 2021 13:08
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ewiley posted:The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel Sorry to disappoint you but that's not the case. While the -chen is a diminutive, Eichhorn is just the archaic version nobody uses anymore (same with Magd and Mädchen). And as far as I can tell acorn and Eichhorn do not share a common root, the similarities seem to be coincidental.
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May 4, 2021 13:44
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Sereri posted:Sorry to disappoint you but that's not the case. Aw dang, that was actually the story that a German exchange student told me, I guess they were just making fun of a gullible American   e: wait does that mean Eichhorn is like a giant squirrel beast hunted to extinction and we're just left with the Eichhörnchen? ewiley has a new favorite as of 13:55 on May 4, 2021 |
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May 4, 2021 13:53
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ewiley posted:e: wait does that mean Eichhorn is like a giant squirrel beast hunted to extinction and we're just left with the Eichhörnchen? 
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May 4, 2021 14:32
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May 4, 2021 16:02
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I used to think that April 1 was the worst day on Twitter but no, it's today
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zoux posted:I used to think that April 1 was the worst day on Twitter but no, it's today It's every day
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Sereri posted:Sorry to disappoint you but that's not the case. -lein > -chen. Change my mind 
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Didn’t games stop having cheat codes well before their time?
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