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Escape From Noise

Woke dinner

# ? May 4, 2021 07:46

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

You wanna hear some really sick poo poo?

I'm about to have breakfast food and dinner food at the same time. it's 0500, baby, let's get weird.

# ? May 4, 2021 11:05

Sing Along: by Athanatos

Teddy Thunders posted:

You wanna hear some really sick poo poo?

I'm about to have breakfast food and dinner food at the same time. it's 0500, baby, let's get weird.

pics or it didnt happen

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# ? May 4, 2021 11:07

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

No pics so just go off, it's 0500 during a hell storm.

Leftover sigeumuchi muchim, a bowl of rice with a raw egg, and a piece of mackerel. I might eat strawberries later for my snack. They're ready in the yard but it's storming.

# ? May 4, 2021 11:14

Escape From Noise

Stormberries

# ? May 4, 2021 11:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

It's too wet to strawberry, it's too wet and there's also lightning dancing the fence row.

# ? May 4, 2021 11:20

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Getting real mad that I don't have a breakfast burrito in front of me rn

_{I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.}

# ? May 4, 2021 11:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Gray forums can be a bad place and sometimes the people that post there just blow my mind with how uncreatively mean they can be to others. Like, if you're going to be an rear end in a top hat, at least put a modicum of effort into it so it's funny.

Eta: gray forums mods also should be required to post here and learn to chill, there's some seriously overzealous IKs that need to learn to relax and breathe. Not everything is going to go badly because you're afraid of the topic!

# ? May 4, 2021 11:46

Goons Are Gifts

that's why the spaceship shares the byob colors where ever it goes, we need to combat this and show others the way of enlightening, the way of the yob

I mean, if they feel like it

# ? May 4, 2021 12:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I genuinely believe that if the gray forums were less gray it would stop the brain worms.

# ? May 4, 2021 12:19

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

*grey

# ? May 4, 2021 12:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Diorama how are you how are your pets and/or crimes today

# ? May 4, 2021 12:23

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

no' bad, pretty chill.

don't have any pets though; Smudge died in about '97/'98.

my wifi has been terrible and I've been using my hotspot and keep getting close to my 200GB monthly limit so I routed a cable from the modem to my PC.
it's all good now.

# ? May 4, 2021 12:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Hot tip: just run a cable from your neighbor's house to your pc, it's fine, they won't notice

# ? May 4, 2021 12:28

Goons Are Gifts

can confirm, they don't notice and even give others the same tip instead!!

# ? May 4, 2021 12:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Wait a second why is there a cord running from my modem to...Köln????

# ? May 4, 2021 12:42

Escape From Noise

Who is the user...kolschlover69?

# ? May 4, 2021 12:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Why are all their tabs butts? It's butts everywhere. Why are they searching "BIG WET rear end" over and over in nine languages?

What does "Deleuze's commentary on asses" even mean???

# ? May 4, 2021 12:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm going to wear my Apologies In Advance shirt to work both as an apology and a warning and if that doesn't get it through to everyone I'm going to put my hat on that says I'M POSTING INSIDE THE MAINFRAME so maybe my boss will stop talking to me about stuff when I'm on the phone doing important poo poo.

# ? May 4, 2021 12:59

cruft

Yo

Huevos Rancheros is dinner for breakfast. Tortilla, beans, fried egg (in these parts we .it fried eggs on everything).

Hot drat I think I'm gonna make huevos rancheros for breakfast right now.

# ? May 4, 2021 13:24

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

If only we could let the greys know that it doesn't matter if it's pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, or pizza at supper time.
And show them there's a grace in the fact that when pizzas on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.

# ? May 4, 2021 13:24

cruft

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD

# ? May 4, 2021 13:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The one weird trick other forums mods hate:

Posting from the goldmine in BYOB while eating Bagel Bites, naked in the dark in the basement, squatting over a pile of old newspapers, screaming through the mouthfuls of processed carbohydrates.

# ? May 4, 2021 13:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD

AirPod charging cases are getting weird.

(Please tell me you put honey in it, it needs honey, put honey on the slices too.)

# ? May 4, 2021 13:30

Goons Are Gifts

I support both this bread as well as these really stunningly excellently looking bananas

# ? May 4, 2021 14:05

cruft

Teddy Thunders posted:

AirPod charging cases are getting weird.

(Please tell me you put honey in it, it needs honey, put honey on the slices too.)

Ew, gross, I put butter and a fried egg on it.

...

Okay TT, I put honey in it.

# ? May 4, 2021 14:05

cruft

The cyan thing in the foreground of that photo was one of these silicone microwave popcorn makers. Y'all ever seen these?

It turn out you can just put normal popcorn in the microwave. This thing is just a convenient way to do it. No college dorm room should be without one!

# ? May 4, 2021 14:08

Escape From Noise

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog

# ? May 4, 2021 14:15

xcheopis

Today I receive my second Shingrix shot!

# ? May 4, 2021 14:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Hell yeah gently caress shingles!!!!

# ? May 4, 2021 14:31

xcheopis

Teddy Thunders posted:

Hell yeah gently caress shingles!!!!

I don't wanna!

# ? May 4, 2021 14:34

xcheopis

"I'm sorry, shingles, I'm just not into you'

# ? May 4, 2021 14:35

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Poor shingles

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# ? May 4, 2021 14:52

xcheopis

Rarity posted:

Poor shingles

Shouldn't have invested in crypto currency

# ? May 4, 2021 14:57

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Diorama posted:

no' bad, pretty chill.

don't have any pets though; Smudge died in about '97/'98.

my wifi has been terrible and I've been using my hotspot and keep getting close to my 200GB monthly limit so I routed a cable from the modem to my PC.
it's all good now.

I read �wifi� as �wife� and this seemed much more tragic than it really is

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 4, 2021 15:14

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I read �wifi� as �wife�

Hot tip: just run a cable from your neighbor's house to your pc, it's fine, they won't notice

_{I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.}

# ? May 4, 2021 15:22

take the moon: by sebmojo

getting quoted in a gray forum in dark mode is wild

RED ALERT U JUST POSTED

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# ? May 4, 2021 15:26

Stoner Sloth

cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD

p nice... for basic white bread

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