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Shifty Pony posted:I saw Master of Disguise in the theater. I literally remember nothing of the movie other than a really long joke explaining tiny nuts and the bad guy makes a big fart in a pool when he dies.
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DesertIslandHermit posted:That's Musk's whole thing. He wormed into Tesla and got ownership and made a huge fuss over anyone saying he didn't make it. iirc his contribution to Paypal even was just that he could afford FDIC insurance
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Tom Guycot posted:Period? They've been doing it since SNL started. its tailed off a ton like blues brothers was 1980 and macgruber was 2010 and those were the real outlier timewise between like waynes world in 92 and the ladies man in 2000 there were like 8 of them in the mid 90s it went from being like 1 a year to like 1 in 20 years OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has issued a correction as of 01:34 on May 4, 2021 |
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Jorma fought for weeks to get them to do the first macgruber skit
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There's like 10 sandler movies that technically aren't SNL characters but should count. Like there was no operaman movie but the whole happy gilmore billy madison wedding singer little nicky waterboy run all very snl movie vibes. corky romano rear end mf
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I caught myself watching zohan the other day and that movie is unreal adam sandler is idf and does warcrimes on rob schneider, a palestinian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_INQnSAiE
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Has sound: https://i.imgur.com/urRZXBz.mp4 Meet the new starship, same as the old starship
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Has sound: Will they ever not explode
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Has sound: loving losers. imagine seeing a cool rear end explosion like that and going 'awwwww" instead of cheering
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Has sound: Don't make fun of my Kerbal Space Program gameplay
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Has sound: when was this
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So does Musk have a plan for when he inevitably blows up a bunch of astronauts? Seems like the kind of thing that’d hurt the profit margins.
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Bideo James posted:when was this April 30th I think but idk if they delayed that actual launch due to weather conditions. It's their most recent launch iirc
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remember when billions in showtime killed their musk analogy with a failed rocket launch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EelaDi13P1s rip
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Has sound: Elon my man, this wouldn't happen if you were strapped to the rocket. Your team would be incentivized to work as hard as possible to bring it down safely.
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Bideo James posted:why did we abandon the shuttle system? It was hugely expensive, not as reusable as it was advertised, and killed more astronauts than all other spacecraft ever made put together.
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Bideo James posted:why did we abandon the shuttle system? the mission the shuttle was for, to cheaply put satellites up in orbit, was impossible because refurbishing a plane that comes back from orbit is expensive and also the thing was a deathtrap that exploded all the time
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Malleum posted:the mission the shuttle was for, to cheaply put satellites up in orbit, was impossible because refurbishing a plane that comes back from orbit is expensive and also the thing was a deathtrap that exploded all the time huh weird, looks like musk is on a speed run
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:So does Musk have a plan for when he inevitably blows up a bunch of astronauts? You won't care
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Hillary 2024 posted:Elon my man, this wouldn't happen if you were strapped to the rocket. Your team would be incentivized to work as hard as possible to bring it down safely. Someone tweet this at him, but like, more convincing. Please.
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Malleum posted:the mission the shuttle was for, to cheaply put satellites up in orbit, was impossible because refurbishing a plane that comes back from orbit is expensive and also the thing was a deathtrap that exploded all the time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_design_process#Air_Force_involvement quote:The Air Force also hoped that a shuttle could retrieve Soviet satellites and quickly land. The shuttle was a compromise because the Air Force got involved and they insisted on a space vehicle that could capture russian spy satellites and bring them back to earth for analysis. So NASA scrapped the Apollo program before they got any big ideas about building a moon base and the shuttle turned out to not be as useful as was promised
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commando in tophat posted:I expected the second So they built a third one. That one burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:April 30th I think but idk if they delayed that actual launch due to weather conditions. It's their most recent launch iirc looks like it was sn9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw09P4SoyC I think the next crash is scheduled for today sometime
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Tubgoat posted:So they built a third one. That one burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp. Eventually if they build enough of them, you'll be able to get to space by climbing up the wreckage.
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TheDarkFlame posted:Eventually if they build enough of them, you'll be able to get to space by climbing up the wreckage.
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Disrupting the space elevator by building space stairs
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moist turtleneck posted:I caught myself watching zohan the other day and that movie is unreal Apperently I read somewhere it's effectively based on a true story except he was having more sex with the clients
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Tom Guycot posted:Cone heads Coneheads is decent, it's sort of a forgotten movie these days though moist turtleneck posted:I caught myself watching zohan the other day and that movie is unreal I saw it once, and the only thing I remember about it is that I got a blowjob in the middle of it.
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commando in tophat posted:I expected the second I was hoping for a twofer. How fast do they slap those together anyways?
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Bideo James posted:why did we abandon the shuttle system? building a reusable manned vehicle as a "space truck" to put random commercial satellites into orbit and then retrieve damaged commercial satellites so they could be repaired and relaunched turned out to be a really dumb idea that no one actually wanted and making considerable design compromises so that the military could use it, only for the military to not actually want to use it after all, only made things worse to make things even better, the whole project was based on a reusability level and turnaround rate that turned out to be wildly unrealistic like, when the shuttle was originally built, NASA was talking about retiring every other US rocket design and performing literally all space launches using shuttles, which they expected would be able to launch every week or two. the real launch rate ended up being more like every three months. which also made it a lot less cost-effective because they were getting a lot fewer launches for the money they spent on each orbiter but they couldn't just toss it out as soon as they realized all that, because just building it at all was such a budget struggle and the political cost of abandoning it would be too high. so NASA management plunged deep into denial and chose to struggle along with the shuttle, regardless of its problems, until it finally killed enough astronauts to generate political support for replacing it
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Main Paineframe posted:but they couldn't just toss it out as soon as they realized all that, because just building it at all was such a budget struggle and the political cost of abandoning it would be too high.
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Main Paineframe posted:and making considerable design compromises so that the military could use it, only for the military to not actually want to use it after all, only made things worse SpaceX was hosed from the jump because it turns out that the entire impetus for the space race was to develop bombs that could make it all the way to Russia/China and you can’t reuse bombs. Also military leaders and contractors are joined at the hip so they are financially motivated to waste as much hardware as humanly possible. Which is why the average service life of a humvee in Iraq/Afghanistan was like 25 minutes. You don’t make money by re-using poo poo.
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Hillary 2024 posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_design_process#Air_Force_involvement Huh. Maybe that’s why the Air Force made their own mini shuttle they don’t talk about.
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:Also military leaders and contractors are joined at the hip so they are financially motivated to waste as much hardware as humanly possible. Which is why the average service life of a humvee in Iraq/Afghanistan was like 25 minutes. You don’t make money by re-using poo poo. lol "war is a bonfire, you don't need to make something that lasts a moment longer than the statistics give it in combat" isn't some MIC conspiracy, it's the fact that they were building those disposable hummers and charging 250k a piece
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