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Escape From Noise

You're toast!

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Stoner Sloth

take the moon posted:

ull pay for this incendiary statement.... and pay dearly



:ohdear:

oh crumbs even!







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Manifisto


cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD



those holes are a bit suspicious, don't freak out or anything but when you cut into it be on the lookout for breadworms


ty nesamdoom!

Stoner Sloth

Manifisto posted:

those holes are a bit suspicious, don't freak out or anything but when you cut into it be on the lookout for breadworms

if you bake without gluten, you won't attract breadworms

biosterous




cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD



memories from youth: being the first one awake, pulling the timer'd loaf of bread out of the machine. pulling the mixing paddle out of the bottom because it always got stuck, and eating the warm doughy bits that got stuck to the paddle before slicing off a piece to munch on



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

biosterous




i miss
1. having fresh homemade bread on a regular basis
2. that i didn't have to put any effort into



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Fact, you should just make no knead bread then because it's perfect and you can gently caress around and go ehhhh that looks right and throw it in the fridge for a week, then get stoned on Friday and put it in the oven and by the magic of time folding have hot bread.

xcheopis


The article is fun but it's this slide that got me

https://www.autoblog.com/2021/05/03/tiny-kei-fire-truck-charms-san-francisco/#slide-2316048

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

Heather Papps

hello friend



if i got to take a picture near the tiny fire truck i think i'd do the victory finger thing without even realizing, such is the power of the cute truck



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

xcheopis


Heather Papps posted:

if i got to take a picture near the tiny fire truck i think i'd do the victory finger thing without even realizing, such is the power of the cute truck

Right???!!

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

cruft

Stoner Sloth posted:

p nice... for basic white bread

I LOLed

For those who didn't get the joke: the label on the side of the machine says "BASIC WHITE BREAD". This is actually BASIC WHEAT BREAD, though :smug:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Remind me never to answer anyone sincerely in a grey forum ever again, wow. People.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm very creatively fixed on the concept of honey right now

Not like, physical honey, not the sticky stuff, the... You know, like the concept of it. Creative interpolation.

Manifisto


"Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, something sweet."

worst. riddle. ever.


ty nesamdoom!

Prof. Crocodile

I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.

xcheopis


Prof. Crocodile posted:

I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Prof. Crocodile posted:

I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.

I would genuinely let this happen ngl

My mouth is already filled with sweetness and things that cause pain, let's just make it the physical manifestation of that.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.

lmao

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.
I present a murder being actively plotted.

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Manifisto posted:

"Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, something sweet."
Pretty sure the answer is something to do with force-feeding honey to Arnold Schwarzenegger until it kills him and then making a paste out of his liver?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Mackieman posted:

I present a murder being actively plotted.



Op are you still alive or has your cat murdered you already please respond

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


It got a little crispy, but about to eat a homemade spinach calzone with pesto to dip it in.

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.

Teddy Thunders posted:

Op are you still alive or has your cat murdered you already please respond

v. ded

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



Welp rip enjoy being headless on your own doormat, a fate for all of us in bonds to the spicy beans

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Zil posted:

It got a little crispy, but about to eat a homemade spinach calzone with pesto to dip it in.

Oh gently caress post the 'zone, that sounds amazing

Manifisto



did you at least spring the trap so that others may pass


ty nesamdoom!

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Teddy Thunders posted:

Oh gently caress post the 'zone, that sounds amazing

Oh sorry, it has already been devoured.

Heather Papps

hello friend


i'm imagining it now



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Heather Papps posted:

i'm imagining it now

yum



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Dip Viscous


cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD



strong urge to pick up the bread and pretend it's binoculars

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
hello

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


WELCOME

take the moon

by sebmojo
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Chat



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Lurkers









Must








Post

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Barking Gecko posted:

Lurkers









Must








Post

post

Dip Viscous


Lurkers is free to make their own decision.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I rescind my post then

xcheopis


Mackieman posted:

I present a murder being actively plotted.



Nonsense, such a sweet muffin

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

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Robot Made of Meat

xcheopis posted:

Nonsense, such a sweet muffin

It's clear that either A) You've never experienced cats, or B) You are a cat, and are deceiving us so that you can murder us more easily.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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