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learnincurve posted:For longevity a mass produced store bought sliced bread like hovis will win every time, it’s why you make small 400g loaves at home, eat fresh the first day and toast the next because after that it’s only good for breadcrumbs. breadcrumbs are good though useful for food or just go take a walk in the park, it's been too long since you've done that anyways, and feed the ducks
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Pearnicious posted:I didn't realize our bread was a dessert everywhere else in the world until a few years ago. Nutrition and education around it is SO hosed in the US. We learned the "food pyramid" in elementary school and holy poo poo it's no wonder we're all fat diabetic sacks of poo poo. I lived in Singapore and they also have sugar bread. They have the second highest diabetes rate in the developed world iirc.
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May 4, 2021 18:57
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I'm shocked that the factory made bread with added preservatives lasts longer, almost as if it has some extra ingredients to assist its preservation
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May 4, 2021 19:02
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I have a breadmaker and every time I make bread in it it tastes better than storebought because it takes like an hour to prep and I'm damned if I'm admitting to myself it was a waste of time
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May 4, 2021 19:03
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I guess my post was too clever for the thread cause no one got it. I will act dumber in future.
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May 4, 2021 19:04
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Quizzlefish posted:I grew up in a tough part of London and once had a knife pulled on me by someone demanding my Pokémon cards. (I didn't have any) Did he pokemon you with his knife
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May 4, 2021 19:14
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NtotheTC posted:I have a breadmaker and every time I make bread in it it tastes better than storebought because it takes like an hour to prep and I'm damned if I'm admitting to myself it was a waste of time ? an hour to cook or an hour to get the ingredients in the bread pan? In the first case that’s the fast bake setting and it’s universally rubbish, you want the long 3-4 hour setting, should be a increase time button so you can put the ingredients in the pan before bed to rest them overnight and you wake up to bread. if it’s the second thing then use a set of salter scales with the zero/reset button and add ingredients directly to the pan going yeast, flour, sugar, oil/butter and then salt.
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May 4, 2021 19:19
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I had to order a new basket for my ninja today because it fell on the floor and damaged the Teflon. cast iron would have shattered into pieces, really makes you think.
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May 4, 2021 19:24
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learnincurve posted:? an hour to cook or an hour to get the ingredients in the bread pan? "an hour to prep"
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May 4, 2021 19:27
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Fumble posted:I had to order a new basket for my ninja today because it fell on the floor and damaged the Teflon. cast iron would have shattered into pieces, really makes you think. Cast iron would have just destroyed your floor
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May 4, 2021 19:32
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OhsH posted:"an hour to prep" Honestly, it shouldn’t with a bread maker, which is why I assume something has gone a bit wrong somewhere. 
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May 4, 2021 19:53
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Brits spending 18 hours to bake some bread to go next to their boiled horse meat smh
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May 4, 2021 20:53
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Lando Norris DOTD
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learnincurve posted:Honestly, it shouldn’t with a bread maker, which is why I assume something has gone a bit wrong somewhere. Yeah its tc, hes not exactly #blessed
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May 4, 2021 22:25
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Thanks Ants posted:Lando Norris DOTD dawn of the dead remake ft lando norris?
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May 4, 2021 22:36
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learnincurve posted:Here’s the bread if anyone is interested idgi - where is the tomato?
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Fumble posted:I had to order a new basket for my ninja today because it fell on the floor and damaged the Teflon. cast iron would have shattered into pieces, really makes you think. Username / post combo, lmao
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May 4, 2021 23:25
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Thanks Ants posted:Lando Norris DOTD You stay the gently caress away from my man Checo.
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May 4, 2021 23:42
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I have a breadmaker but I mostly use it to make pizza dough that's my breadmaker story
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May 5, 2021 00:12
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I have a friend who does the same, and I don't get it because when I make pizza I make a lot (like 20) because once I have made the sauce and got the stone hot I can crank through them really quickly and they freeze and reheat so well. So I need a lot of dough, more than a breadmaker can produce. Also kneading it by hand is not hard or slow, and the slower you ferment the dough the better the taste. I can see the convenience, but it doesn't fit my use care, and is therefore WRONG
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May 5, 2021 00:50
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In the US (and I think Canada too) they have stores that will sell you already made pizza
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May 5, 2021 01:04
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$5 hot n ready baby. poo poo owns. By which you’ll be owned by how much you’ll have to poo poo after too
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your friend wicka posted:In the US (and I think Canada too) they have stores that will sell you already made pizza there's a place called pie five that lets you put as many toppings as you want on a pizza and they'll cook it right there concessions are made for time so it's closer to NY style than a real pizza but unlike little caesars you don't get horrible stabbing pains in your abdomen
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May 5, 2021 03:40
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Do you think America has an unhealthy relationship with fast food?
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Pearnicious posted:Do you think America has an unhealthy relationship with fast food? America is fast food
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May 5, 2021 03:47
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our greatest athlete is this lady https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Schuyler
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May 5, 2021 04:33
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FAUXTON posted:our greatest athlete is this lady https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Schuyler "In October 2012, she won the Pig Wings Challenge at Starsky's in Omaha, Nebraska" what nascar race was that?
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FAUXTON posted:dawn of the dead remake ft lando norris? George can start in the remake of child's play
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May 5, 2021 07:14
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One day I would like to travel to America to sample their world famous "little caesars" pizza
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Quizzlefish posted:I grew up in a tough part of London and once had a knife pulled on me by someone demanding my Pokémon cards. (I didn't have any) I'm guessing Walthamstow or Streatham, am I close?
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FAUXTON posted:our greatest athlete is this lady https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Schuyler  Not at all what I was expecting
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FAUXTON posted:our greatest athlete is this lady https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Schuyler quote:In early 2014, Schuyler broke the 72 ounces (2.0 kg) steak eating world record, having eaten it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds at Sayler's Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Oregon.[10] The prior record at that restaurant was 12 minutes and 53 seconds. The prior world record was 6 minutes 38 seconds. jfc
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May 5, 2021 09:56
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Get in there Roman! And by in there, I mean a Mercedes F1 car at the French GP! https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/...XxTCch9llk.html
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Custard Undies posted:Get in there Roman! “He enjoyed a long and successful F1 career and we wanted to make sure that his final memories would be at the wheel of a championship-winning car. " looks like they're planning to have Lewis drive it remotely
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May 5, 2021 10:08
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Pearnicious posted:Do you think America has an unhealthy relationship with fast food? Man I wanna watch their sex tape
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Diorama posted:One day I would like to travel to America to sample their world famous "little caesars" pizza If you never get here, just try eating the shoes after Ricciardo drinks from it. Tastes the same.
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May 5, 2021 10:53
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daslog posted:If you never get here, just try eating the shoes after Ricciardo drinks from it. Tastes the same. gently caress off, lil tsars is great
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italian quid posted:gently caress off, lil tsars is great TheBacon posted:$5 hot n ready baby. poo poo owns. By which you’ll be owned by how much you’ll have to poo poo after too FAUXTON posted:horrible stabbing pains in your abdomen All of these statements are true and legitimate.
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May 5, 2021 14:43
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Admittedly I’ve only had little caesars like maybe 3 times in a decade but I don’t recall any massive gastrointestinal distress after
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You have to go full send and devour an order of crazy bread or an entire pizza by yourself. Only then will you begin to understand the ways of the gluttonous American. Louie CK said it best: "I don't stop eating when I'm full, I stop when I hate myself."
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